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Clips from The Golden Girls - Take Him, He's Mine (S02E02)

"...14."
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"So what do you say? Partners?"
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"Making extra money appeals to me but why the sandwich business?"
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"- So are we partners or what? - It sounds kinda complicated."
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"Selling sandwiches at a construction site?"
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"I don't know about business. Ask Dorothy. Or Blanche."
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"- At least they'd have some input. - I know. So are we partners?"
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"How do I look?"
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"Nice. Now put some make-up on."
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"- Ma, I'm wearing make-up. - Then eat by candlelight."
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"You look lovely, you really do."
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"She's got a date with Geoffrey the commodore."
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"He's a commodore? In the navy?"
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"No, Rose, the singing group."
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"In the middle. He was on the end till Lionel Richie left."
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"You've been spending a lot of time together."
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"along came the most gallant,"
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"sophisticated, charming man I've met in ages."
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"I bet he can tie a lot of neat knots."
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"- Dorothy, guess who's here? - My date."
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"- Your husband. - I don't have one."
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"Call the police."
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"Hi, everyone. It's me, Stan."
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"Dorothy, in the future I would appreciate"
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"advance notice when you're expecting a gentleman."
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"This time it's only Stan"
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"but next time it could be somebody appealing or charming or good-Iooking."
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"- No offence, Stan. - None taken."
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"- Could we talk for a minute? - Of course. Come on."
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"Is your wife here or is she at home cleaning out her toy box?"
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"Ma, I told you. Stan and Chrissie got a divorce."
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"I thought you said they got a horse."
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"I'm 80. You gotta enunciate."
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"Don't get me wrong. Horse, divorce, I could care less."
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"I just hate being left with egg on my face."
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"Alright, Stan, what's wrong?"
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"- Why should something be wrong? - We were married for 38 years."
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"You can disguise your bald head but you can't hide your emotions."
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"- Now, what's wrong? - I lost it, Dorothy."
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"You never had it, Stanley."
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"The business."
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"I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"22 years of sweat and blood flushed down the toilet"
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"like a snotty ball of Kleenex."
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"You could always write poetry for a living."
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"I'm sorry. I know how devastated you must be."
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"- I have one question, though. - I can manage the alimony."
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"That was not my question."
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"Could we possibly discuss this tomorrow?"
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"I'm afraid to be alone tonight."
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"My world is crumbling. I don't know what I might do."
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"You'll watch an old Barnaby Jones,"
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"eat a half-gallon of rum raisin,"
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"throw up and fall asleep in your kimono."
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"See, Dorothy, nobody knows me like you."
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"Look, I really have plans."
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"I made dinner reservations at Monty's."
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"We could take a walk on the beach,"
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"go dancing at the Breakers, if there's no cover charge."
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"- I really can't. - Dorothy, please."
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"Say yes. I need a shoulder to cry on."
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"Oh, alright. Give me a minute."
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"Girls, I need a shoulder to cry on."
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"- What did that creep do? - It's not for me, it's Stan."
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"He lost the business. He has to take his mind off it."
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"- What do you want us to do? - Go out with him."
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"What?"
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"I feel terrible but I'm not about to cancel my date."
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"Nobody knows that."
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"I'd do it, but I'm really no good at listening to people's problems."
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"Rose, you're a grief counsellor. It's what you do."
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"I know but I have the highest suicide rate in the office."
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"Rose, if you don't want to go out with Stan, just say so."
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"I don't want to."
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"Oh, honey, I know going out with Stan is big favour."
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"The biggest. You're asking me to spend my evening with a man"
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"you describe as having the personality of a dial tone."
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"And why? So you can have a splendid evening with a dashing naval officer."
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"Absolutely not. Under no circumstances will I entertain the notion."
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"I'll let you borrow my cashmere sweater."
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"- No. - I'll give you outright"
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"my practically full bottle of Chanel No.5."
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"- Perfume or cologne? - Cologne."
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"- Forget it. - I'll introduce you"
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"to all of Geoffrey's naval officer friends."
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"Make yourself comfortable. I'll be with you in two minutes."
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"Use these potatoes. We're out of tomatoes."
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"- I don't think this'll work. - We just say it fast."
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"Bacon lettuce and potato."
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"Bacon lettuce and potato."
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"Hey, what are you two doing up?"
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"- It's after midnight. - We're going into business."
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"Sophia didn't talk me into it."
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"As she said, if I had half a brain, I'd have thought of it myself."
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"Just like when I was little and sold Belgian waffles alongside the road."
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"You had a Belgian waffle stand?"
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"Well, actually they were English muffins that I carved ridges in."
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"You get cute again at 80. That's how I'll peddle this slop."
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"- How was your date? - Glorious."
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"Geoffrey is a dream."
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"It was even worth the guilt I felt over Blanche."
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"Is she speaking to me?"
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"- She's not home yet. - Poor Blanche."
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"When Stan is depressed, he is the second most boring man in the world."
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"- Who's the first? - Stan when he's not depressed."
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"This is the most bizarre evening I've ever spent with a man."
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"Including the time with the Nicaraguan Jai-Alai team?"
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"She said one man. That was the most bizarre evening she spent with a team."
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"Are those sandwiches? I am starving."
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"They're bacon lettuce and potato."
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"Potato?"
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"Work on it, Rose. Remember, you're not cute any more."
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"I thought Stan took you to dinner."
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"- He did. - Let me guess."
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"You were on your way to a candlelit dinner at Monty's"
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"when Stan spotted a charming little Pakistani restaurant."
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"Indian."
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"Cocktails consisted of warm beer in two different shaped glasses."
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"He ordered, would not let you see the menu,"
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"and when he paid, he got change from a ten."
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