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Clips from The Golden Girls - Take Him, He's Mine (S02E02)

"Here's what I figure your take would be for the first month."
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"Because we don't have enough counter space to make kidney machines."
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"- Your ex-husband. - I'll call the police."
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"Some of them have been at sea for over six months."
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"How did she talk you into this?"
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"Besides, it'll be fun, Dorothy."
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"He looks so dashing in his dress uniform."
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"He's probably connected with the Mob."
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"show you some tricks they learnt in the Orient"
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"I've met Mr Right, am I wrong?"
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"- One can of cleanser... - No cleanser until you talk to me."
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"there's a first time for everything."
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"And why does it matter? You don't even like Stan anymore."
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"Oh, it's you. Look where you're going."
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"I'll tell you what's the matter."
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"Oh. I thought you were Blanche."
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"I saw the beautiful lady I'd been longing to see for months."
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"Well, gee, I would have."
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"- God knows what else. - Magenta."
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"Magenta."
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"Oh, Dorothy."
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"And, you know, Stan was rather handsome when he had hair."
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"For the next month and a half,"
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"the storm-tossed seas made our lives a living hell."
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"If I wasn't fighting for a blanket, I was fighting for food."
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"If I wasn't fighting for food, I was fighting for shuffleboard equipment."
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"I just threw that in to see if you were paying attention."
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"Anyway, the storm broke, and through the mist"
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"- The Statue of Liberty. - No, my mother."
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"That's how dense the fog was."
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"But beyond her was the Statue of Liberty."
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"I remember the first words I shouted."
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""There she is. Lady Liberty.""
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"And I remember the second words I shouted."
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""Slow down, you yutz, you're going past her.""
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"But he didn't hear. And that's why today, Rose,"
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"there's an unusually large Italian population in Spilsbury, Massachusetts."
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"That's a really moving story, Sophia,"
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"but what exactly is the point?"
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"The point is, you forgot lessons one and three. Quit being an idiot."
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"I stole 40 bucks while you were listening to that cockamamie story."
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"- She's not back yet? - No."
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"I don't understand. What could they be doing?"
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"- You know what. - I also know Stan."
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"We were married for 38 years."
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"And if you added up all the times that we did what he is doing right now,"
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"Blanche still should have been home 15 minutes ago."
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"Where are you going?"
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"To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car."
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"- Yes? - I'm Vinnie. This is Rocco."
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"Johnny No-Thumbs sent us."
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"Sophia, it's for you."
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"- Who is it? - Dorothy."
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"Dorothy. Stay under the covers. I'll get rid of her."
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"- It's late. What do you want? - Open the door, Stanley."
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"You're in your nightgown."
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"I came on an impulse. I couldn't help it."
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"It's a nice gesture, babe, but I'll have to take a rain check."
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"Stanley, you truly are one chromosome away from being a potato."
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"I gotta get up early tomorrow. I need to get to sleep."
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"You're wearing your toupee to bed. That means one of two things."
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"There's a woman in there or Suzanne Sommers is on the Tonight Show."
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"Would you get to your point, Dorothy?"
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"I came here to talk to her."
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"It'll just take a minute then you can get back to it."
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"Thank you."
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"I have been trying to figure out why you're doing this."
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"Trying to find one reason that would make it OK, but I can't."
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"I cannot believe that you would jeopardise our relationship for this."
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"I guess it's possible you were attracted to Stan."
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"I stayed with him for 38 years."
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"But I think this time you could have resisted"
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"just in case it might have made a difference to me."
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"The thing that hurts most of all"
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"is that you didn't have the guts to tell me"
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"But I didn't know myself until about an hour ago."
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"Hey, what's all this?"
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"Aren't they beautiful?"
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"- Johnny No-Thumbs sent them. - He sent you flowers?"
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"You remember harmless old Uncle Vito?"
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"He sent a note to Johnny No-Thumbs."
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"He addressed it to Johnny No-Knees."
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"He got the message, we got the flowers."
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"Come on, Ma."
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"And Rose and I are getting out of sandwiches."
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"The profits weren't quite what we expected."
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"- Is Blanche back yet? - In the living room."
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"Thanks."
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"Blanche, I want to apologise."
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"OK."
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"- I apologise. - That's it?"
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"I can't think of anything else to say. I behaved terribly."
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"- I know. - No, you don't."
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"I went to Stan's hotel room because I thought you were there."
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"- Well, I wasn't. - I know."
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"I told him that I couldn't see him anymore."
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"- I've been such a creep. - I know."
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"I wish I could explain it but I can't."
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"I think some of it may be that I didn't want to share my memories."
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"That part of my life, with Stan, is over,"
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"but I still wanted it to be just mine."
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"I was afraid that you might take that part away and..."
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"And I was feeling jealous and Ionely and..."
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"- Excuse me? - Magenta."
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"That's what I call it."
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"All kinds of feelings tumbling all over themselves."
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"You're not quite blue because you're not really sad"
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"and although you're jealous, you're not green with envy"
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"and every now and then you realise you're kinda scared"
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"but you'd hardly call yourself yellow."
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"I hate that feeling, and I hate the colour magenta."
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"That's why I named it that."
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"No way to really explain it but,"
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"fortunately, between friends, you don't have to."
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"Dorothy. Listen, now that we're talking to each other, can I ask a question?"
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"Why in hell did you ever marry Stan?"
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"It was my magenta period."
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"- Come on. - He had a certain"
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"- elegant charm. - Oh, please."
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"And, of course, I was four months pregnant."
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