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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Memories of You/Computerman/Parlez Vous? (S01E01)

"Please. How 'bout how to hit a boy?"
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"How 'bout how to hit a boy?"
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"If you look off the port side,"
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"you can see a rather large school of dolphins."
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"But, captain, he's a crook."
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"That doesn't explain your behavior."
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"But, captain, listen, we were only trying"
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"If he were a nudist, would you run around naked?"
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"Come in."
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"Captain Stubing, sir!"
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"Mr. Snead. I owe you an apology."
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"They owe you an apology."
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"My crew has been cheating you at cards."
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"I thought I was just unlucky."
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"I assure you, they will be dealt with."
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"Dealt with? How?"
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"They'll be dismissed."
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"They're gonna lose their jobs?"
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"That's what it means."
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"No, captain."
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"That wouldn't be fair."
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"I was cheating them too."
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"Mr. Snead, you should be ashamed."
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"I am ashamed."
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"I only did it because I desperately needed the money."
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"I mortgaged our house to pay for this cruise."
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"Ida wanted so much to see her grandchildren."
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"I have no way to pay that money back."
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"Oh, my God."
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"This is gonna kill Ida."
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"Sir, we have got our money back."
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"Yes, captain, don't you think..."
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"Mr. Snead."
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"It looks to me like things are just about even."
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"Listen, Sheila, I have to get this off my chest."
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"This whole thing is Bernie's fault."
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"See what I saved you from?"
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"Now he's talking to himself."
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"He's probably the only one he could find who'd listen."
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"Mind if I sit down?"
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"Oh, no, please do."
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"Where's your husband?"
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"Who cares?"
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"Bourbon on the rocks, please."
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"Comin' up."
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"Well, it's you."
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"Great. That's just what I needed."
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"Hey, I was here first, troublemaker."
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"Troublemaker? Me?"
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"That's right. Because of you, my wife isn't speaking to me."
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"Well, my wife isn't speaking to me either,"
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"and I'm on my honeymoon."
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"What do you want me to do, ask you to dance?"
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"Here we are, folks."
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"This is our Lido Deck and the swimming pool is real."
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"Oh, hello! Hi."
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"Julie, Gopher. Mrs. Snead wanted you to meet the family,"
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"especially the grandchildren. Hey."
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"Hi. And this is Sarah and Billy."
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"My daughter Anita and her husband, Frank."
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"Well, how do you do? Mucho gusto."
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"Now, Julie, don't forget you promised to show them"
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"all over the ship. It'll be my pleasure."
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"And then we'll come back and join the party."
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"How 'bout I show you the captain's quarters?"
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"Pretty dress. JULIE: Hurry."
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"If we go up to the bridge, he won't even know we're there."
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"I don't understand it."
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"Before we were married,"
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"Scott and I never fought."
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"I remember once Max and I didn't have a single argument"
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"for six whole weeks."
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"His jaw was broken."
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"Sheila, I-I have to get this off my chest."
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"It's all Bernie's fault."
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"See, he gave me..."
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"Gentlemen, I've spent a lot of time over the years"
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"dispensing advice."
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"You wanna know what I think?"
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"I don't. I don't."
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"Listen to me, kid."
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"Play hard to get. She'll come around."
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"You gotta keep women under your thumb,"
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"or you'll lose control."
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"Well, I got a better idea, Max."
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"I'm gonna tell her I'm sorry."
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"Why? You weren't wrong. Neither was she."
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"Max, someone's gotta say I'm sorry, or each day the..."
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"The anger gets buried a little deeper until one day"
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"you find it's so deep, it'll never come out."
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"You don't understand, kid."
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"Marriages may be made in heaven,"
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"but they're lived in Pittsburgh."
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"What Gladys and I have may not be perfect,"
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"but it's... It's what we've got,"
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"and that's okay with me."
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"Well, if it's so okay, Max."
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"How come you're sitting here and, uh,"
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"she's sitting over there?"
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"Ellen, I'm sorry."
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"Wrong."
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"Wrong?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Gladys."
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"I'm, um..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Oh, Max,"
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"you haven't said "I'm sorry" in..."
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"In 25 years."
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"I'm sorry for that too."
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"Oh, Max."
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"Listen, Sheila. I have to get this off your chest."
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"I-I mean off my chest."
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"It's Bernie's fault. He gave me the book."
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"See, beautiful girls don't go for me."
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"I don't mean that you're not beautiful,"
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"you are. To me, anyway."
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"that if you were my girl, I'd be so proud,"
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"I'd climb the highest mountain"
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"and I'd yell,"
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