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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Memories of You/Computerman/Parlez Vous? (S01E01)

"Both very good. Oh."
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"This looks sort of fascinating, doesn't it?"
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"Oh, sir, um,"
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"I'd like you to meet Mr. and Mrs. Wendel Snead."
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"This is Captain Stubing."
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"How do you do? How do you do?"
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"Hello."
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"May I compliment you on your wonderful crew?"
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"Why, thank you."
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"I must say, Miss McCoy calls a mean game of bingo."
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"And Gopher's a mighty mean gin rummy player."
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"He took me for a $1.27 this afternoon."
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"I hope you let me get even with you tonight."
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"Uh, I warn you, I hear that Gopher is a pretty good player."
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"You know, uh,"
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"I might just get lucky myself."
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"Sheila, you're looking for trouble."
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"Really, doctor, I can take care of myself."
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"As long as neatness doesn't count."
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"Look, let me lay it out for you."
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"That guy at that table"
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"is nothing but a cruise-ship cowboy"
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"looking to add another notch to his life preserver."
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"He only wants one thing from you."
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"He'll take your heart and rip it apart."
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"And then he'll stomp on it and squish it"
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"and turn it into hamburger meat."
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"And then he'll leave you on the dock"
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"crying for your mother,"
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"and then you know what he'll do?"
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"He'll just go off and look for somebody else."
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"Think you could introduce me?"
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"Good evening, Miss Lawrence."
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"Uh, are you okay? Would you like something?"
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"Well..."
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"Uh, captain, may I have a word with you?"
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"Certainly."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"Hello again."
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"Captain, I have a horrible confession to make."
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"I'm a lousy chaperone."
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"Maybe a little practice will help."
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"Oh, no."
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"I... I'm not trying to pick you up."
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"I think I'm in love with you."
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"That's not love. Those are hunger pangs."
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"Go eat your dinner."
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"Isn't it beautiful?"
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"So calm, yet dark and mysterious."
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"I just love the sea at night."
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"Why? You can't see anything."
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"Doesn't it make you feel insignificant?"
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"The enormity of it all."
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"I can't see it."
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"Please make a note to send the champagne and fruit"
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"to the Promenade suite."
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"Uh, pardon me. Yes?"
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"I hate to be a bother, but is there a doctor on the ship?"
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"Well, yes, of course. What's the problem?"
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"A stomachache. Must have been something I ate."
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"Oh. Probably at home."
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"Not here. Here, the food's delicious."
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"Well, I tell you what."
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"Why don't you go to your cabin and lie down,"
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"and I'll send the doctor to you."
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"Thank you. Excuse me."
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"Your cabin number."
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"Oh. Uh, Aloha 358."
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"Got it. Thanks."
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"A grown woman with a chaperone."
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"It's ridiculous."
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"Well, it could have been worse."
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"How?"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, Doc."
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"Hi, Sheila. Hi."
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"Uh, I should have known I'd find you two in the moonlight."
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"Okay?"
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"Sorry. I gotta play doctor."
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"Come on. I'll take you to your cabin."
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"I think I'll just stay here a little while."
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"I won't be long."
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"Enjoy the moonlight without me."
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"I love the..."
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"I love the way your moon refle..."
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"I love the way your eyes reflect the shimmering moonlight"
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"on the rippling water."
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"Oh, Howard."
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"Just a minute."
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"Yeah? Hi, I'm Dr. Bricker."
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"How...? How you doing? Fine, thanks."
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"Can I help?"
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"No, I seem to be doing just great by myself."
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"Oh, Howard,"
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"you always have the perfect thing to say"
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"right on the tip of your tongue."
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"This is Isaac, your bartender, saying,"
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"run one-two-three to the Starlight Lounge"
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"where we're serving martinis that are nearly all gin."
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"Gin."
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"Nearly all gin?"
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"Now he's doing plugs for his martinis."
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""Baby, this isn't just one of those things."
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"This is a for-real relationship.""
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"Oh, Howard, you make me so happy."
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"I can't wait till you meet my father."
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"He was afraid I'd meet one of those phonies on board."
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"Someone who'd take advantage of me."
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"But you. Ah."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, Howard."
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"What's the book? Book?"
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"I-is that a book?"
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""No girl can resist this line."
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""Baby, this isn't just one of those things,"
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"this is a for-real relationship.""
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"Uh, Sheila. No."
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""How to Hit on Girls.""
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"Oh, please, I... You... Uh..."
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"How to Hit on Girls?"
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