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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Memories of You/Computerman/Parlez Vous? (S01E01)

"Thank you."
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"Daddy... You see, she doesn't date much."
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"Doc, there's a fellow in Aloha 358 with a stomachache."
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"Good afternoon, this is the officer of the watch."
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"to beat him at his own game."
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"Let's consider this matter closed."
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"But you're different."
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"What I mean is, Sheila,"
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"Merrill, what the hell have you done?"
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"Well, I'm certainly gonna miss you guys on my one day off."
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"I'll remember this cruise as long as I live."
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"Every penny of it somehow. You take your time."
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"♪ Love ♪"
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"♪ Exciting and new ♪"
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"♪ Come aboard ♪"
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"♪ We're expecting you ♪"
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"♪ And love ♪"
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"♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪"
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"♪ Let it flow ♪"
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"♪ It floats back to you ♪"
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"♪ The Love Boat ♪"
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"♪ Soon will be making Another run ♪"
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"♪ The Love Boat ♪"
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"♪ Promises something For everyone ♪"
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"♪ Set a course for adventure ♪"
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"♪ Your mind on a new romance ♪"
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"♪ And love ♪"
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"♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪"
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"♪ It's an open smile ♪"
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"♪ On a friendly shore ♪"
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"♪ It's love ♪"
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"♪ Welcome aboard It's love ♪"
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"Thanks for bringing me down, Bernie."
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"I really appreciate it."
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"Howie, what are friends for?"
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"Just promise me one thing. What's that?"
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"You spent a lot of money on a cruise, don't blow it."
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"Get some of the action."
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"Oh, Bernie, I'm not like you."
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"I... I can't come on to girls the way you do."
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"Yeah, with women I'm a verbal clod."
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"Hm, true. That's why I bought you this."
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""How to Hit on Girls"?"
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"Believe me, it's not about karate."
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"No, this isn't gonna work, Bernie."
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"Oh, yeah? What do you say to a girl"
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"when you first meet her?"
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"I say, uh, "My name's Howard."
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"What's yours?" Terrific."
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"With a line like that, you could become a monk."
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"Listen."
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""Excuse me, I don't mean to be forward,"
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"but, uh, are you a professional model?""
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"No, Bernie."
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"Oh, go on. Laugh if you wanna, but this stuff is dynamite."
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"You're gonna score so much, Burt Reynolds is gonna"
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"be calling you for pointers."
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"Bernie, I... I don't want to score."
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"I just want to meet a nice girl."
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"Okay. Does she look like a nice girl to you?"
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"Yeah."
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"Watch."
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"You watching?"
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"Uh, excuse me. Excuse me."
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"Uh, I don't mean to be forward,"
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"but, uh, are you a professional model?"
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"Why, yes. How did you know?"
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"Oh, I just, uh... I... I thought you were."
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"Would you like a lift somewhere?"
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"Could I drop you someplace?"
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"Sure."
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"Well, hello. Welcome aboard."
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"Hi."
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"We're Mr. and Mrs. Desmond."
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"Oh, newlyweds."
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"Oh, no. We've been married five hours."
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"Oh, well, then, happy anniversary."
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"Thank you. Which way to the Promenade Deck?"
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"Through this door and up the stairs."
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"Have a great honeymoon."
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"Oh, you can bet on it."
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"Oh... Ooh. Ah."
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"Max, will you kindly not make a scene here?"
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"Gladys, this is ridiculous."
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"We're stuck on a ship for a week with 600 strangers."
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"We could have been in Rome."
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"We've been there three times."
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"I am bored with Rome."
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"Bored with Rome?"
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"Fifteen years ago we were happy to have a nail"
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"to hang your bathing suit on"
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"in the bathhouse at Coney Island."
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"I hope we're never like that."
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"No way. I don't even know where Coney Island is."
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"Hi. Hello. Welcome aboard."
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"Hello, I'm Wendel Snead. This is my wife, Ida."
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"Well, how do you do?"
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"We're in C-120."
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"That's on the Coral Deck."
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"Coral Deck. Sounds so exotic."
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"You can take the elevator in the lobby."
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"Thank you. JULIE: Mm-hm."
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"Oh, uh, when we get to Cabo San Lucas,"
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"do you think our grandchildren could come onboard"
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"and look around?"
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"Oh, yes, of course."
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"I'd love to give them a tour."
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"Oh, Wendel."
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"I wonder what they look like."
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"You see, our daughter's been living in Mexico"
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"for the past ten years."
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"We've never seen our grandchildren."
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"I can't wait to meet them."
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"I bet they can't wait to meet you either."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Hello."
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"Wendel, this is so luxurious."
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"It must be costing a fortune."
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"Wouldn't it be cheaper to fly?"
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"Now, Ida, you know what the doctor said."
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