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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Dude Ranch (S03E03)

"We're beginning our initial descent into Jackson Hole, Wyoming."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thank you for ?ying United."
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"What if Dylan buys his own ticket?"
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"We'll be sleeping in separate cabins."
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"My name is Hank."
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"You're gonna see a sky so full of stars, it'll put your city lights to shame."
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"a piece of yourselves you never knew was there."
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"Pull!"
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"That's ridiculous. Okay, who's your son-in-law?"
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"Or-"
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"You know, I wanted to be able to teach my son all the things that my dad taught Claire."
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"You want to see me do a cannonball?"
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"Are those canvas?"
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"Okay, Phil, ease that one back over towards me."
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"- Ease that one over to Bossy. - Which one's Bossy?"
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"That's my nickname for your wife."
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"Because I know what it's like to fall for a girl whose dad thinks I'm not good enough."
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"No, sorry. I was just talkin' to Bossy. Uh-huh."
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"Phil! I'm sorry."
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"I really, really don't appreciate you calling me "gorgeous.""
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"and Mr. Dunphy was out of the picture,"
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"Really? You notice the crickets left?"
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Okay."
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"No, no."
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"No. No, no, no, no! No proposals! Not now. Not gonna happen."
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"- She's a child, so- - Mom!"
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"There. Now we're even."
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"Right now he is facing treacherous terrain, sudden drops,"
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"Worth the wait."
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"Maybe I should ride up there with her."
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"Let's go! Move 'em out."
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"Phyllis."
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"Oh, hey. Just- Just thinkin'."
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"And I'm saying this as a boy."
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"No, I love how you and me can joke like this."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, I didn't mean anything by that! I think you did."
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"I brought that thing all the way from-"
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"You know, you keep telling me to act like an adult, but then you don't even give me a chance."
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"Uh, wha- What do you mean, she hired you?"
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"But we're not supposed to fraternize with the guests."
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"Just like the horny cowboy said we would."
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"Reckon we'll be landin' soon."
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"Phil, honey, you promised. Not till we got there."
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"Okay."
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"This year, we're goin' to a dude ranch with the whole family."
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"Mm-hmm. The family."
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"What if Dylan and I share a horse?"
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"Mmm. I hate landing."
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"We'll get through this."
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"Wow. it's so pretty here."
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"What are you doin'?"
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"I want my ears to pop."
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"Try putting a little rouge on 'em."
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"Nobody gets me."
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"Wow! isn't this beautiful, little cowgirl?"
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"You hate her sparkly outfit, don't you? No, I told you, it's fine."
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"I just didn't like you wearing a matching one."
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"So we haven't told the family yet, but we've decided to adopt a baby boy."
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"From America this time. You might say we're buying domestic."
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"In private. You might say that in private."
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"Our adoption attorney told us it would be a good idea ..."
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"to make a photo book to show prospective moms."
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"Yes. But he thought that Cam's version was a little too "artsy,""
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"so we've decided to take a few rugged shots at the ranch to, you know, balance it out."
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"I don't think it needs balancing out. Really?"
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"It's called production value."
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"Look. A horse!"
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"Look, Jay! So beautiful!"
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"Your ears haven't popped yet, huh?"
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"I'm like the Horse Whisperer!"
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"But something is making this one skittish!"
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"Whoa. Look at the mountains."
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"They're amazing."
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"I've never been this far from home before."
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"Now I've never been this far."
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"Now I've never been this far."
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"Where's a cliff when you need one?"
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"Look, kids! A real-life cowboy!"
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"Come over. Come see, come see."
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"Uh-oh. What's he doing?"
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"Oh, my."
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"Ooh!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Here at the Lost Creek Ranch,"
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"you're gonna ride and you're gonna rope and you're gonna shoot."
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"And when it's all done, you might just encounter ..."
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"Are there any questions?"
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"Do we book spa treatments through you or-"
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"I like you, kid."
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"I'm gonna call you Hollywood."
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"Th-That wasn't an answer."
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"And who's this cactus ?ower?"
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"What? That's my wife, Gloria."
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"Well, she's Cactus Flower now, Old-timer."
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"These nicknames- Are they set in stone?"
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"Okeydokey. You ready, gunslinger?"
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"- That oughta fix it, eh, Jay? - You got a piece of it."
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"I've been practicing like crazy- all my cowboy skills."
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"Shootin', ropin', pancake eatin'."
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"Why? Because sometimes, I feel like Jay doesn't respect me as a man."
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"It's just that when you say "Phil is my son-in-law,""
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"it sounds like you're saying, "Phyllis," comma, "my son-in-law.""
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"Phil is."
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"Like- Oh!"
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"Or- Mmm. Yeah."
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"Check it out. Two birds, one leg."
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"Pull it!"
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"- Not bad, eh, Old-timer? - Huh?"
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"See, Slappy only had three fingers."
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"- What? - He only had three fingers!"
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"- Who's next? - Oh, me, me."
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"Oh, this is good. This is good."
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"No smile. Don't smile. Good."
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"You ready?"
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"Wait, do I say "Pull"?"
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"Sorry, sorry. Whoa!"
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