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Clips from Dinosaurs - Hurling Day (S01E01)

"I am asking for peace for one night."
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"Twelve hours and she's out of your life forever."
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"-But, Frannie... -I do not want you to respond to her."
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"Close your mouth and don't let her provoke you."
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"-I am the Mighty... -Close it!"
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"-You see, you see what's happening? -Oh, Mother. Come here, sweetheart."
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"You and I have had a lot of tough times, Earl."
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"I just want to say I'm sorry."
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"Jeez, Ethyl, you mean it, that you're sorry?"
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"Yeah, I'm sorry you married my daughter."
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"-(GROANS) -And I'm sorry"
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"of the swamp with a guy who was a tree pusher 20 years ago,"
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"and today is, surprise, still a tree pusher."
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"-Franny! -Mother."
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"I said I'm sorry."
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"FRAN: Dinner? Would anyone like dinner?"
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"Eat all you want. You'll be worth the hernia. (CHUCKLES)"
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"your grandfather gave me on our tenth anniversary."
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"Wow. Hey, there's a bite taken out of here."
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"It was a wild night. Don't ask."
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"Ah, thanks for the great stuff, Grandma."
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"You know, you've lived such a fascinating life."
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"-Oh! -I'll see you tomorrow, Ethyl."
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"-(EARL LAUGHS) -It is getting late."
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"We should go to sleep."
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"(BOTH KISSING)"
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"FRAN: Is there anything I can get for you?"
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"Mary Ellen Sworkinson's daughter married a podiatrist"
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"Oh."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"What's the matter, sweetheart? Not tired?"
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"Aren't you worried about what's going to happen to you tomorrow?"
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"Uh, see that? That's you on your Grandpa Louie's back,"
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"-hitting him on the head with a pot. -(CHUCKLES) Wow."
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"-Hey, look, Grandma, is this me and you? -Yeah, look, I had all my spikes."
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"And this is when you visited me at camp."
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"-Your Grandpa Louie was such a fisherman. -Ah."
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"He could stick his head in the water,"
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"Oh, a letter I wrote you."
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"(CLEARS THROAT) It says, "Dear Grandma, how are you? I am good."
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""Love, Robbie Sinclair.""
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"Grandma, I don't want you to go in the tar tomorrow."
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"Hey, I've lived a long life. I've earned this."
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"But, I don't want you to go."
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"Hurling's been around a million years. I've been around 14 years."
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"-Let's go. -What are you going to do?"
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"Come on, we're getting out of here."
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"(ROBBIE GRUNTS)"
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"EARL: Rise and shine, Ethyl. Rise and shine!"
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"Today's the last day of the rest of your life."
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"And I'm wearing my brand new blue silk Hurling Day tie. Ethyl?"
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"Ethyl? Ethyl?"
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"Ethyl."
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"Ethyl?"
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"ETHYL: Robert, stop this. It's dangerous out this early in the morning."
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"Everything's hungry."
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"No. I'm not letting them throw you in the tar pit, Grandma."
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"-What's that? -Hide yourself."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"-Robbie, don't be a stupid kid! -(ROBBIE GRUNTS)"
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"(ROBBIE BREATHES HEAVILY)"
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"Forget about me. Hide yourself."
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"(GROWLS)"
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"Oh, I, uh, I just couldn't leave you, Grandma. I couldn't do it."
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"Now do you see why old dinosaurs go into the tar?"
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"Take me home, dear."
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"Please let the old lady be all right."
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"Don't get yourself in an uproar, Chuckles, we were just out for a little walk."
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"You do?"
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"You went to throw yourself over the cliff without me."
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"But Robbie found you, and brought you back."
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"-Uh... Yeah, well. -Good boy. She may try that again."
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"-I want you to keep an eye on her. -ROBBIE: No problem."
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"(MOCKINGLY) Ethyl! (CHUCKLES)."
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"Now, listen, Ugh,"
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"I'm expecting an important package this afternoon."
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"So, whatever you do, don't open it."
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"I won't, Woodrow."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"NARRATOR ON TV: Hilarious Hijinks with that talking caveman,"
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"this afternoon on Mr. Ugh."
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"(SINGING) ♪ I am Mr. Ugh ♪"
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"NARRATOR ON TV: Today at 4:00."
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"Uh, Mom, could I talk to you for a second?"
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"-Yes, dear. -Uh..."
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"What would be the big deal if nobody threw Grandma into the tar pit?"
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"It would kill your father, dear."
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"Mom, it used to be that old dinosaurs slowed down the pack."
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"It used to be that old dinosaurs couldn't hunt."
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"Now we have supermarkets."
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"-I'm just asking. -What?"
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"FRAN: I mean, since we're domesticated now,"
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"there's nothing really forcing us to hurl Mother, is there?"
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"-That's an interesting notion there, Fran. -Isn't it?"
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"I just can't help wondering"
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"where you came up with this interesting notion."
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"Well, I have to admit it's not actually my idea,"
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"although, the moment I heard it, it just made so much sense,"
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"But you know what I'm curious about?"
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"Where did this idea come from originally?"
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"-(EARL GRUNTS) -If you stop and think about it,"
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"-it's really a barbaric ritual, Dad. -It's not barbaric! It's holy and solemn."
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"Earl, you're overreacting."
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"Fran, dear, I'm merely stating my position."
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"There is no position."
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"Earl, I've made my decision. You're not throwing Mother."
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"-I'm throwing her! -Ow!"
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"You want to sleep on the couch for the rest of your life?"
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"I'm throwing her, Fran."
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"Ethyl! I'm throwing her."
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"I'm throwing her. I married you so I could throw her."
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"Change of schedule, Ethyl. We're taking off early."
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"-Earl... -Uh... Look, it's Godzilla!"
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"-ROBBIE: Huh, what? -(EARL SIGHS)"
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"(GRUNTS) You had to eat a big breakfast. Didn't you?"
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"(EARL GRUNTS)"
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"Come on. Come on."
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"Slow down. I want to fix my face for my Louie."
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"-(GRUNTS) You look gorgeous, Ethyl. -Oh, do you think so?"
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"(CLANKING)"
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