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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - iSpy (S05E05)

"Honey, you promised you'd clean the pan if you made brownies."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, maybe I forgot to spray it first, and I'm letting it soak, woman."
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"He only talks like this when you're around."
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"- Well, then, he's done for the day. - Oh, okay. Good."
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"- Bye, Dad. - See ya, buddy."
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"I have tracked Luke's cell phone, and he is nowhere near his friend Xander's."
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"Honey, I love technology as much as the next Wozniak..."
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"but are we sure we want to be spying on our kids?"
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"No, and you also shouldn't try to friend us..."
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"with fake Facebook profiles, Margot LaCroix."
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"How about I just ask him?"
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"Oh, man. I wish you were my dad."
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"The things I would have done."
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"- Hello? - Hey, buddy."
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"Yep. All good"
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"Really? 'Cause I hear traffic, and Xander lives on a pretty quiet street, right?"
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"Actually we left Xander's, and now we're at Sammy's."
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"Well, that makes perfect sense."
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"You have fun. Be safe."
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"He's lying. Look. His friend Sammy lives here."
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"He's all the way over on Olympic and 20th."
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"- Olympic and 20th? - Yeah."
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"That's the old salvage yard where kids go to get high."
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"- What? - No."
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"- We are going there right now. - Wait, wait, wait. Are you sure?"
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"I'm gonna answer, and then I'm gonna walk away."
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"- Deal? - Okay."
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"I'm 420% sure."
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"Wow, she's bad at math."
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"- How was lunch? - Oh, it was fine."
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"Hey, when did salmon become a thing that we put on salad?"
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"2008 in the city, 2011 in the suburbs."
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"How was Brett? What's the drama du jour?"
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"- Nothing. - Oh, please. It's never nothing with that one."
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"His perm, the stalker he pretends to have..."
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"nobody will date you when you work at the I. R.S."
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"I hate it. What was it this time?"
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"No, seriously, nothing."
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"I guess it is nice to have something other than chicken to throw on there."
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"- Okay, why are you being so evasive? - I'm not being evasive. I-"
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"- Check out this new tie. - Oh, my gosh. You are redirecting me..."
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"like we do when Lily asks us a question we don't want to answer..."
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"and just throw a doll in her face."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Don't be ridiculous. Like I could do that with an adult."
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"Check out what I got for you."
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"- I am so tired of my fingers smelli- - Yeah."
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"- Oh, my gosh. You did it again. - What's that?"
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"- Oh, it's got to be good. - What?"
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"- Tell me. Tell me. - No, nothing."
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"- There's nothing to tell! - Tell me."
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"- There's nothing to tell! - Tell me, tell me, tell me."
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"Here. Answer me. How does Santa Claus get to all of those houses?"
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"Okay, sweetie, the adults are talking right now. And look what Daddy brought you."
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"- Ooh! - Ooh!"
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"Mitchell, when somebody tells me something, I can't wait to get home and tell you."
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"- Don't you feel the same? - Of course I do."
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"But- He made me promise."
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"Well, you know what? We don't have to share secrets."
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"We don't. We already share a house, a life, a daughter."
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"You know what? I don't- I don't know why I care so much."
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"Okay, all right, okay."
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"- He got calf implants. - Oh, my God!"
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"- What do they look like? - Like he's smuggling two grapefruits."
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"Which, by the way, were also on my salad."
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"Okay, this is huge. This is huge! Who all knows?"
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"- We have to host a brunch. - Don't you dare tell a single person, okay?"
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"- He made me promise not to tell anyone, especially you. - Especially me?"
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"Oh, please. Everybody knows you're terrible at keeping secrets."
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"Okay, well, I didn't know that was my reputation."
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"Maybe that's a secret people have been keeping from me."
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"- I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. - Well, you did."
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"And you know what the sad thing is?"
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"We could be laughing at someone's calf implants right now."
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"Oh-"
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"Hey, what are you doing?"
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"I'm just watching you sleep. You look so pretty."
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"Okay, but don't breathe so loud."
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"Hey, where are you going?"
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"I can't find a way in."
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"Because their hearts are filled with joy, not suspicion?"
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"We have got to see what is going on in there. Get that drone thing out of the car."
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"That "thing" is a professional aerial photography tool for real estate use only."
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"You used it at the beach to film yourself doing sand angels."
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"For my "Phil Dunphy Will Get You a Heavenly Deal on a Beach House" video."
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"A professional real estate tool."
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"That was the consensus."
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"Hey, Alex. What'd you find out?"
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"Okay, this is a bigger deal than Haley let on."
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"Only five people in her class were picked to show their photographs..."
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"and Haley was one of them."
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"Amazing!"
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"Are there more than five people in the class?"
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"Yes. That's the first thing I checked."
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"Wow. Then we really do have to be there."
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"Call Uncle Mitchell and Grandpa and see if they can join us."
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"She didn't catch you snooping, did she?"
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"No. She's taking a nap."
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"She's been taking a lot more naps lately"
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"- See what you can find out about that. - This is so wrong."
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"Ah, well, desperate times call for desperate-"
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"What is on your head?"
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"It provides glare protection, but apparently not from you."
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"- We are airborne. - Uh-huh."
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"- Expertly navigating the wires. - Mm-hmm."
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"- All right. - We have cleared the wall."
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"Approaching target. There they are."
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"What are they doing?"
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"They're jumping around on stuff."
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"like smoke or paraphernalia or nachos?"
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"No, they're filming each other and moving around like zombies."
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"Honey, they're not getting high. They're making a movie."
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"- Without me! - Wait, wait, wait."
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"Then why would Luke have lied about going to Sammy's, huh?"
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"- Honey, look. - Oh, God."
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"Well, he's still our little boy. We gotta get out of here."
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"- He cannot know we were spying on him. Come on. - Too late."
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"- It's too late. They're pointing at the drone. - What?"
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"- We're compromised! - Get it out! Get out!"
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"I can't leave the drone. It belongs to the office!"
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