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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - iSpy (S05E05)

"I'm still holding out hope I'll have plans tonight."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"- It's a funny thing we're doing. - How is that funny?"
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"- If you'd just gone running- - Yep. You're overthinking this, Mitchell."
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"I was really hoping some of this would go away when you got a job."
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"Just making sure you got to Xander's okay."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hi, Daddy."
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"Oh, good, yes. A garlic press."
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"Let's just do this."
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"Do you see anything suspicious, like, um-"
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"They're still mad at me for writing on the dry-erase board with a permanent marker."
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"- Get in the car. - Hang on."
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"What are you talking about? No, I didn't."
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"when you have to stay one step ahead of your snooping mother."
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"I got to admit. That's a gorgeous picture of you."
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"Okay, gang. Tonight, the Farewell to VHS Festival continues."
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"It's been mighty cold in here since The Big Chill."
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"What say we warm our hearts by... St. Elmo's Fire?"
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"Mmm. Yes!"
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"Couple of wine coolers and some '80s Rob Lowe- I can get into that."
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"Great, two for two. Haley?"
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"Oh, so fun, but I'm gonna have to say no."
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"- I have a photography class thing. - What kind of a thing?"
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"Oh, you know, just an exhibit, like, to show our photos."
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"- Is it something that we should go to? - Claire, we just made plans."
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"Mom, this is a college class. I'm not in the third grade."
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"- Don't you have nap time there? - No."
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"I have free periods, during which I sometimes nap."
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"Is it me, or was she just being purposefully vague?"
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"Alex, I want you to go through her stuff and find out about this thing tonight."
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"Wait, wait. I-I don't feel good about us snooping."
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"I know. That's why I told Alex to do it."
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"I think Haley knows more than she's letting on."
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"Breaks my heart how badly you want to believe that."
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"- We'll see you guys later. - Where are you going?"
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"- Riding our bikes to Xander's. - What are you doing there?"
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"- I don't know. Hanging out. - Sounds fun. Wear your helmets."
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"We will. I'm not writing my first novel by blowing through a tube."
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"I don't like them going over to that kid's house."
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"- Why not? - Hmm, Xander's a bad influence."
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"His older brother is even worse."
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"Huge stoner, always walking around in his army jacket with his muscles..."
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"flipping his hair out of his blue eyes."
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"He told me I was looking good one time. I mean, come on."
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"Yeah, we'll keep our eye on that. But for now, Xander."
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"- I don't trust him. - Claire, you're a tough one to figure out."
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"You don't trust bad boys, and yet you married one."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"My handsome boy. He's so hungry."
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"All right. Be back in a few."
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"If Shorty calls, tell him I died, but make sure you really sell it."
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"I knew you'd say that. Just don't answer the phone. Bye, buddy."
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"Whoa. What's all that about?"
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"- You mad at me or something? - I don't know."
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"Did you do something to make me mad? Because then I am."
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"But if you didn't, then I am not."
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"- I didn't do anything. - Then I am not mad."
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"I am mad."
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"Last night, Jay had a sexy dream about some woman."
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"Oh, baby."
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"Oh. Oh, baby."
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"Oh, baby! Oh-"
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"And I know it wasn't about me..."
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"'cause he knows that I hate when men call me "baby.""
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"And, yes, people are allowed their private thoughts..."
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"and I shouldn't be so angry."
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"But I am Latin..."
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"so I get to feel whatever I want."
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"- You want to tell me what I did? - Do you want to tell me what you did?"
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"- I don't know what I did. - Then I don't know what you did."
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"I'm bored. I'm going."
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"Don't forget your phone."
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"Ow. I got a bruise on my arm. I don't know where it came from."
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"Oh, poor baby"
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"And then I realized. I don't want to work for Charlie anymore."
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"- What I really want to do- - I'm sorry. I can't listen to this."
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"I need to tell you something, but you have to keep it a secret."
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"Of course. I'm a lawyer."
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"- I've heard murder confessions. - Really?"
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"Well, in-in mock trials at law school."
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"But still, I never told anyone."
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"Seriously, this is only for you."
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"You can't even tell Cam. Promise?"
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"Uh, okay. ls everything all right?"
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"Look under the table."
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"Above the ankle, below the knee, what do you see?"
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"I'm a little nervous about this, but-"
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"- Oh! Oh, my gosh! You didn't. - I did."
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"- Calf implants. - Wow, and you really went for it, didn't you?"
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"No, no, no. They're still swollen."
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"And that's why you're wearing sweatpants. Okay, I was-"
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"I was afraid you'd just given up. So, whew!"
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"I'm gonna start casually referencing my new workout plan..."
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"and then I'm gonna debut them Memorial Day at Laguna Beach."
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"I personally don't think that you needed them..."
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"but if they make you happy-"
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"- They do. - Good."
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"I always wanted to be one of those guys running in tights."
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"But I was too embarrassed about my legs."
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"No joke. You can't tell Cam."
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"I love him, but he is a giant blabbermouth."
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"Oh, come on. He's not that bad."
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"He just- Yeah, no, I can't even sell that."
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"Jay, to what do I owe the pleasure?"
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"Just here to pick up Manny. No need for a whole thing."
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"I don't know why I do that to him."
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"The guy's always so happy to see me."
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"Eh, I'm not gonna worry about it."
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"Manny's not here."
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"He actually went with Luke over to Xander's."
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"Whoa! Manny didn't tell you where he was going either?"
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"I told you those boys are being cagey."
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"I think she snooped on my phone, read some of my e-mails."
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"That's not cool. E-mails are private."
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"They were from a friend I loaned money to."
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"- 100% your prerogative. - A woman."
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"Oh, no."
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"Well, I'll tell you what I'd do."
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"I'd tell my lady, "You got no business being in my business."
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"Respect your man's boundaries.""
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