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Clips from Three's Company - And Mother Makes Four (S01E01)

"You got your confession--Now make the bell go "ding-dong.""
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Thanks for helping me with my stuff from the cab."
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"You don't have to take them inside."
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"I wasn't going to."
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"Look, I’m sorry about that jar of pickled onions"
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"I broke in your cab, but if you keep all the windows open,"
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"The smell should be gone in about--"
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"A month."
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"Yeah, with any luck."
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"That's $2.75."
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"Oh, yeah, I got it right here."
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"[ Mr. Roper yells ]"
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"Interesting doorbell."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Aah, ow, ow, ow..."
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"I didn't hear nothing, I didn't see nothing,"
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"And I don't know nothing."
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"Oh, oh."
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"What happened?"
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"He's trying to tell you someone's ringing the doorbell."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Hi, Jack, come on in."
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"(Janet) Hi."
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"Couldn't you knock?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"I better get him to bed while he's still moving."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"I don't want to go to bed, I want to watch "Name that Tune.""
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"That's his favorite program."
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"Ever since he guessed the "Star Spangled Banner" in seven notes."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"What about the doorbell?"
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"I'll fix it later, unless the interior decorator here"
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"Would like to do it?"
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"I'm not an interior decorator."
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"What fellas?"
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"You know, tinkerbells?"
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"Oh, I see what you mean."
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"No actually, not all of us are interior decorators,"
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"Some of us are boxers."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"No kidding?"
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"No kidding."
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"You mean you'd actually hit another guy?"
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"Oh, only if he made fun of us."
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"[ Knuckles cracking ]"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"[ Applause ]"
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"We'll get your bags in."
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"No, wait, you don't have to do that."
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"Well it's only fair."
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"If it were my bags, you would have to carry them."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"That almost makes sense, doesn't it?"
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"We hope you'll be very happy here, dear."
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"Well it beats the YMCA."
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"Oh, yes, nothing but men, isn't it?"
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"I can imagine what it must be like."
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"As a matter of fact, I often have."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"There you go."
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"Oh, thank you, Chrissy."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"I'll just put these in my room."
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"Oh, you can do that later."
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"For a glass of wine."
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"Why don't you all join me?"
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"My treat."
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"No thanks, i--The what Beagle?"
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"Regal Beagle."
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"It's a pub just like they have in England."
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"Yes, they've been opening up all over the area."
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"Yes, real cozy, you know, a little wine, a little bread,"
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"A little thou?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"No, thanks."
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"I've got an early class tomorrow--Not tonight."
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"Not tonight, oh."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"You know that's a perfect title for my autobiography?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"[ Applause ]"
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"Well, here I am."
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"Yes you are, aren't you?"
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"Put it there."
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"Not your hand, the rent."
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"Huh?"
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"You do have your share of next month's rent, don't you?"
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"Yeah, why?"
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"We need it to pay last month's rent."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Mr. Roper doesn't believe in charity."
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"Speaking of Roper, how long do I have to go on"
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"Oh, as long as you live here."
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"That's the only way he'll allow it."
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"Well, just as long as you know different."
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"Chrissy."
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"[ Audience whistles ]"
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"Don't you have something to do?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Come in the kitchen and show me what you've got."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Now?"
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"She means the groceries."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"[ Phone rings ]"
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"You get that, Chrissy-- We'll take care of these."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Okay, what are you making for dinner tonight?"
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"Something I learned in class today--"
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"Veal parmesan with a side dish of luscious fettuccini."
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"Oh, I just gained five pounds hearing about it."
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"No they spilled out on the floor of the cab."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Well, I was going to wash them."
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"Janet--"
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"What?"
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"She'll be here in a few minutes."
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"What's she doing in L.A.?"
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