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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - ClosetCon '13 (S05E05)

"Jay Pritchett! Get your cute butt over here."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Who's that? - An old friend."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm gonna go say hello. Why don't you get us a couple drinks?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi. Can I get a scotch and a white wine? Wow. Rowdy crowd, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Trade shows. People get away from their families, get a little liquored up."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yeah, I get that. - Let's just say..."
Modern Family (2009)
"when the name tags go on, the wedding rings come off."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am not so on board with that."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hey there. - Classy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, you look so good!"
Modern Family (2009)
"My mom was pretty self-involved, and my dad traveled a lot for work."
Modern Family (2009)
"So yeah, I did wonder if- You know?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Not that I could blame him."
Modern Family (2009)
"My friend Alison's mom greeted her every day after school..."
Modern Family (2009)
"with a big hug and a giant smile."
Modern Family (2009)
"And I always thought, "Yeah. Wouldn't mind a piece of that.""
Modern Family (2009)
"- So are we doing this? - I'll bring it to your room this afternoon."
Modern Family (2009)
"We have a little tradition at ClosetCon for rookies, which Claire is this year."
Modern Family (2009)
"We take a skeleton. We hide it in their closet."
Modern Family (2009)
"They open the door and scream, and we all have a good laugh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can't take full credit for the idea."
Modern Family (2009)
"We stole it from CabinetCon."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hot cider!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's chilly. - Mmm. Wow, that's got a kick."
Modern Family (2009)
"- That'd be the rum. - Ah."
Modern Family (2009)
"Eh, still in my mouth and throat."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Well, what's that? - Boy, it's starting to get nippy, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You guys wanna walk down to the duck pond?"
Modern Family (2009)
"That sounds lovely. I'll get the gun."
Modern Family (2009)
"Are y'all comin'?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Y'all? We don't say "y'all." - Yeah, we do."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, yeah, we say it here, but not normally."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, did you ever think this is how I really talk..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and that I talk "different-like" when I'm not here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Y'all fightin'? - No, no, sweetie."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck up."
Modern Family (2009)
"use our daughter to get your little digs in."
Modern Family (2009)
"I would never do that, sweetie."
Modern Family (2009)
"You don't think I notice how condescending you are when we come here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You just set on the porch, you roll your eyes, don't participate in anything."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm from this place. I'm proud of this place."
Modern Family (2009)
"And it hurts me that the man I love just thinks it's some big joke."
Modern Family (2009)
"Lord-a-mercy."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm starving. What are we gonna do about dinner?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I checked with Dad, and I ordered a couple pizzas from Theo's."
Modern Family (2009)
"I knew it! You're stalking my pizza guy!"
Modern Family (2009)
"He is not into you, okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Does he call you Brown Eyes and give you extra mozzarella sticks?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. That's it, you two. You cannot fight over men like it's jewelry or shoes."
Modern Family (2009)
"If you're both interested, no one makes a move."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sisters before misters!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Stalker! - Trollop."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ha, ha. Don't know what it means."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ow! What did you do?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Nothing! - Yes, you did!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You turned it on, and now the propeller's all tangled up."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Why would I do that? - 'Cause my pizza guy is coming..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and now I have airplane in my hair!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I swear I didn't, Haley. Okay. I'll get it out."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God. Ow!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- What is happening? - I don't know!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh! You find a little toy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey. Was that Aunt Marge just tearin' down the driveway?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, and she dropped off a little present."
Modern Family (2009)
"Is that my Cam-Cam?"
Modern Family (2009)
"There have been some storm warnings, so Marge thought she'd be safer over here."
Modern Family (2009)
"But she dropped her off so fast that we didn't even have a chance to straighten up."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"We never told Gram about the gay."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, after they reach a certain age..."
Modern Family (2009)
"you worry that it could be the thing that sends 'em over the edge."
Modern Family (2009)
"And she's been on the edge for a long time."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're actually on deathbed number two."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mitchell! Mitchell."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. What-What's this?"
Modern Family (2009)
"This is me ready to slop, bale or milk somethin'."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You don't need to do that. - No, I- Cam, I know. I know."
Modern Family (2009)
"I gave you hell for being who you really are, and I wanna make that up to you."
Modern Family (2009)
"But you know what? Putting on my sister's Sunday overalls is gesture enough."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What's this? - Oh, it's my chewin' straw."
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's not straw. - Oh, it's just show."
Modern Family (2009)
"- For show! - Wait. Come on."
Modern Family (2009)
"You love the man, you love the world he comes from."
Modern Family (2009)
"- But you know what- - I don't know if it's these farmin' clothes or what..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- but I am feeling so close to you right now. - That's so sweet."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Gimme a kiss. - No, not right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, don't make me wrassle you down."
Modern Family (2009)
"Stop."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Who's this? - Oh, dear."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh- Well, Grams, this is Bud, our new farmhand."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Bud? - Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"Bud's a little simpleminded on account of gettin' mule kicked."
Modern Family (2009)
"Isn't he? And you know the rules on bein' in the house, Bud."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now go on outside. We're gonna milk the cows in a few minutes."
Modern Family (2009)
"Get on out there. Have a treat afterwards."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Here's what we've got to work with. - Nicely done."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've got Florida on the line."
Modern Family (2009)
"Dad, I'm flying you in. You're the model expert."
Modern Family (2009)
"What are we looking at, Son?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I need you to focus. - If Jay sees this-"
Modern Family (2009)
"I know. Dad, you got three good men here depending on you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Say no more. I'm gonna tap a button now.."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's either gonna make you larger on my screen or-"
Modern Family (2009)
"We've lost Florida."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. Bring the skeleton up now. I just got to the room."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Dad."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, honey. I thought we were meeting at the restaurant."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, the lecture got done a little early, and I was kind of the star of the evening."
Modern Family (2009)
"I got a huge laugh when I coined the phrase "shelf-esteem." Huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah? Okay, I'll text it to Phil."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why don't you go down to the lobby? You'll get a stronger signal."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh. Hello. - Rita."
Modern Family (2009)
"- This is my daughter, Claire. - Hi."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Claire, this is Rita. - Your dad and I go way back."
Modern Family (2009)
"First time we met, I told him he needed a course in hanger management."
Modern Family (2009)
"it's still funny."
Modern Family (2009)
"Seriously?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Her husband's in the garment business. He made me a suit."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I make the closets, and he fills 'em. - Match made in heaven."
Modern Family (2009)
"Honey, they're kind of sticklers at that restaurant."
Modern Family (2009)
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