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Clips from Glee (2009) - Funk (S01E01)

"I have plenty of both. Look at me. Look at my life. I'm furious!"
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"Let's be honest."
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"When white people try to be funky, you end up with K.C. And the Sunshine Band."
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"I love "Boogie Shoes.""
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"Mercedes's racism aside..."
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"All right. Quinn goes first."
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"[School Bell Rings]"
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"You seem to be taking this Jesse thing hard."
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"I want him to be eaten by a lion."
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"Jesse cared about you."
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"No, he didn't. Our entire relationship was just some diabolical plan."
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"They knew if they broke my heart close enough to the competition that I'd lose my will to live..."
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"and then New Directions would have no chance at winning regionals."
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"It's textbook. You destroy the heart of the team's heart and you destroy the team."
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"[Will, Thinking] Sandy told me how to beat Vocal Adrenaline..."
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"and now Rachel was inadvertently telling me how to beat my other nemesis."
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"Suddenly I wasn't feeling nearly as depressed."
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"William, gonna have to ask you to clear out."
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"Received an anonymous tip from someone who wants to discuss an illegal hot Cheetos ring."
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"Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins, which makes for happy kids..."
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"and I can't have that."
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"Yeah, no worries, Sue. I'll just find someplace else to..."
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"- Oh, wow. - What?"
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"[Chuckles] L-It's nothing. It's just..."
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"It's just the way the light hit you just now."
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"[Stammering] No, you're radiant."
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"Well, the week before nationals every year..."
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"I have a placenta mask right after a rigorous session of microdermabrasion."
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"Wow. Whatever you're doing keep it up, because..."
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"you have never looked better."
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"- Well, if you'll excuse me I got stuff to do, so- - [Stammering]"
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"but everyone knows you're the kingmaker around here."
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"- You're this school's arbiter of taste. - Continue."
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"We're doing this funk number for regionals, and I wanted to pick your brain about it."
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"L-I just wanted to know if, uh, it's too suggestive."
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"A-And I only need two minutes of your time. Okay?"
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"## [Funk]"
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"#Insi-I-ide #"
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"# Ohh-oh-ohh #"
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"#You refuse #"
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"# Ohh-oh-ohh #"
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"# But what I've got #"
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"#Will knock all your pride aside #"
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"#To sa-a-a-ay, yeah #"
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"So? [Panting] You feel anything there?"
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"No."
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"Was I... [Exhales] Too dirty?"
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"I didn't notice. I was bored."
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"Okay."
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"Right, left and flip."
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"- Okay? - Can I go shirtless under this apron?"
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"I only hired you two losers because I'm desperate to increase my quarterly sales..."
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"As I'm sure you know, Mr. Schuester and I are now officially divorced."
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"I'm sure he talks about it all the time."
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"Anyway, I'm on my own now..."
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"so that I can maintain my lifestyle..."
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"Terri, that guy who gave me Bell's Palsy is back again today."
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"He's our best customer."
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"- You need to go help him. - But she just told you to do it."
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"I have seniority over you two losers, which means you have to do what I say."
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"- Then I need to kick your ass. - [Sandy] Saml [Hooting]"
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"You're not gonna fondle us, are you, Mr. Ryerson?"
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"I've recently redone my bathroom as an homage to Miss Jayne Mansfield."
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"Pink. It's all pink."
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"This is amaranth pink. I need rose pink."
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"This is all the pink that we have."
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"Wrong answer."
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"Did they change the name of this place to Losers and Things?"
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"Did everyone in the whole world die, so they had to give these jobs to you two morons?"
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"And where's my Muzak? How am I supposed to shop without my Kenny G?"
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"[Clapping] Let's go!"
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"Crank it!"
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"[Rapping] # In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey #"
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"# Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control #"
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"# Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D #"
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"# Got a couple of couches Sleep on the love-seat #"
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"# Someone came sayin' I'm insane to complain #"
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"#About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt #"
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"# So shave your face with some mace in the dark #"
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"# Savin' all your food stamps #"
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"#And burnin' down the trailer park #"
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"#Why don't you kill me ##"
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"## [Muzak: Volume Down]"
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"[Sighs]"
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"I thoughtJews were supposed to be smart."
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"Go restack the space heaters."
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"Mrs. Schuester?"
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"Can you show me how to fold this cham again?"
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"- Mrs. Schuester? - Oh."
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"I'm sorry. Yes. Sure. Of course."
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"How old are you?"
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"[Sue's Voice] DearJournal..."
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"Something strange happened yesterday."
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"I felt something below the neck."
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"Dare I admit it?"
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"I have feelings for one Will Schuester."
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"Sexy, non-murdering feelings."
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"True love always springs from true hate."
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"I'll admit, in the past I've fantasized about waking up..."
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"with Will's head on the pillow next to me..."
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"except now I picture it attached to the rest ofhis body."
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"- [Knocks] - Sue?"
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"- You got a sec? - Yes, William. How can I help you?"
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"I, uh- I wanted to bring you these."
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"Okay."
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"A tub of Extreme Challenge Lifestyle Carbo-gels."
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"Had to drive down to Dayton to get your favorite flavor."
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"- Appletini. - Appletini."
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"I don't get it either, Sue."
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"But you can't deny that we have chemistry."
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"My divorce opened my eyes to a world of possibilities."
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"I thought I'd finally have the chance to have all the things I'd ever wanted..."
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"and then I realized the only thing I want..."
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"is Sue."
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"- You have nationals this Saturday, right? - Why do you ask?"
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"Because..."
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"I'd like to take you to dinner this week."
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"How's Wednesday night, Breadstix?"
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"[Whispers] Yeah."
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"Good."
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