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Clips from Glee (2009) - Funk (S01E01)

"They call it a "funkification"..."
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"meaning they show us what they've got and we spiral into a deep, black funk."
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"Yeah, we used to do the same thing to other football teams."
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"The difference was, our football team sucked. Those guys are golden."
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"Keep your heads up, guys. It's gonna take more than that to... get us into a funk."
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"[Tina] I feel so violated. It's like someone broke into our home."
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"Look, it was just a lame little prank."
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"The fact that they're trying to get to us means maybe we got 'em spooked."
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"Uh-uh, Mr. Schue. They aren't afraid of anything."
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"That number they did was fantastic."
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"Which doesn't make any sense. They had all that equipment. How did they even get in?"
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"I gave 'em all keys. Helped 'em do a sound check over the weekend."
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"- Let's punch out this wall here, open up the space a little bit. - Sue, what are you doing?"
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"I can't talk now, William. Drafting class is helping me redecorate around here."
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"You see, I have nationals over the weekend..."
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"and expect to return with a comically large first-place trophy..."
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"this choir room will become my official trophy annex."
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"You know what it has to look like- Elvis's gold record room at Graceland."
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"Sue, get out of my room."
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"by massive doses of Accutane, listen up."
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"In a few weeks Glee Club will be finished. Now, how do I know that?"
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"I recently checked the odds with my Vegas bookie..."
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"who told me that you're 40-to-1 underdogs at regionals."
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"You are going to lose and your dreams will be crushed."
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"We dropped your trophy, Sue."
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"[School Bell Rings]"
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"So, you sign here..."
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"And you sign here..."
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"and here."
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"[Clears Throat]"
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"Well..."
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"by the power vested in me by the bar association of the great state of Ohio..."
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"I now pronounce you no longer husband and wife."
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"Mazel tov."
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"[Door Opens, Closes]"
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"You're still that 16-year-old boy to me."
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"You always will be."
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"[Door Opens, Closes]"
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"[School Bell Rings]"
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"All right, guys, today I want to talk to you about regrets."
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"Giving my heart toJesse, just to have it crushed like the stage floor at Stomp."
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"Thinking "Trust me" was a sensible birth control option."
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"We all have them. I just finalized my divorce."
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"I regret living in a relationship that wasn't working..."
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"letting her put me in these deep funks and not fighting back."
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"Besides creeping us out, why are you telling us this?"
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"Because if we lose to Vocal Adrenaline at regionals, none of us are gonna regret it."
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"We will have given it our best shot and we won't look back."
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"But we will regret letting them get the best of us before the competition..."
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"which is why we need to hit them back just like they hit us."
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"So you want us to T. P. Their choir room?"
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"Whatever the better, cooler version of that is, like, uh..."
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"maybe- maybe we should steal their school statue."
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"Their school statue is a giant bronze..."
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"of a great white shark eating a seal pup."
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"- It weighs three tons. - Okay, well, how about this one?"
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"- [Will Continues, Faint] - [Puck] Everyone knows this is gonna come down to me."
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"Revenge, fear, the merciless infliction of pain-"
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"these are my kingdoms."
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"First time I gave a wedgie to a kid, I was four years old."
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"Finn and I may still hate each other for some reason..."
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"but we both know that defending the honor of New Directions is going to be our dirty job."
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"[Air Hissing]"
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"Yeah, I did it. And I'm proud."
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"All I did was step up and be a man. They got what was coming to them."
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"A few of my students T.P.'d your choir room."
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"Those were gifts for our win at sectionals."
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"That's 200 times 26 times four equals- I don't have a calculator."
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"You bought your kids Range Rovers?"
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"We have a very active booster club."
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"Look, nobody got hurt. It was a harmless prank."
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"That's what they said about a young man in Chicago in 1871..."
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"who thought he'd play a harmless prank on the dairy cow of one Mrs. O'Leary."
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"He successfully ignited its flatulence and a city burned, William."
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"That terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln."
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"Enough. These students have committed a felony."
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"They are hereby expelled."
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"Look, I don't want anyone to get expelled."
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"I'm not gonna press charges as long as you pay for the damage."
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"Take it out of the Glee Club budget."
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"That'll bankrupt the Glee Club. We don't have that kind of money."
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"We'll get jobs."
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"Ms. Corcoran, you are as wise and magnanimous as you are beautiful."
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"You never have and you never will."
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"Are you sure you want to take a trip down that rabbit hole, William?"
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"I'm willing to try anything, Sandy."
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"I'm... just really depressed."
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"I don't sell to the clinically depressed."
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"You'll throw yourself off a parking garage, and I can't have that on my conscience."
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"I used to coach that Glee Club. I know what you're up against."
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"You think Carmel High didn't put the fear of God in me?"
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"I don't know how we can possibly beat them."
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"- Glee is hanging by a thread. - William!"
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"The answer is right in front of your face..."
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"but you can't see it because you're in too big of a funk."
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"Vocal Adrenaline has a weakness."
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"[School Bell Rings]"
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"Funk."
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"Use it in a sentence."
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"Come on! Rachel."
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"This cheese smells funky."
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"- That's because it's "fromunda" cheese. - Shut it, Puckerman!"
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"Okay, okay, I was thinking more along the lines of..."
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""Vocal Adrenaline has sure put us all in a funk.""
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"What if I told you I knew how we could shove it right back down their throats?"
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"New Directions is about to make their funk the P-Funk."
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"We are gonna get funked up."
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"The only way to do that is to beat them at regionals."
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"Vocal Adrenaline has never once done a funk number."
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"They're a machine, a collective, synthesized, soulless beat."
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"Funk is soul meets anger. Its passion is in its emotion."
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"And Vocal Adrenaline doesn't perform with any."
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"So you have your assignment."
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"I want you guys to turn McKinley High into..."
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"# Funkytown #"
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"- [Laughing, Chattering] - You guys can relax. I got this one covered."
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"- Cool. - Hold on a second. L- I want a chance to get funky too."
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"[All Laughing]"
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"Good one, Quinn. It even sounds funny when you say it."
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"You said funk was about soul and anger."
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