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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Pearl Bailey (S03E03)

"- ♪ Oh, yes ♪ - ♪ Yes, it is ♪"
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"- ♪ Yes, it is ♪ - ♪ Yes, it is ♪"
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"- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ - ♪ ...men ♪"
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"- Well, how'd you like that? - I don't know, I'll ask the avocado."
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"- Well, what'd you think? - Ooh, loved it, loved it, loved it."
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"That's amazing!"
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"No, it's not. He's been a Pearl Bailey fan for years."
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"OK, nice number, nice number."
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"- Get on stage Bunsen... - Oh, wow, Kermit."
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"Like I really don't believe this weird trip you're putting us on."
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"The band tonight just flashed on the closing number."
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"- The band just flashed? - Hmm-mmm."
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"I mean, you know, Kermit..."
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"Sometimes I just don't know what space you're coming from."
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"Well, it's just a sort of a regular, backstage space."
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"Oh, really, Kermit."
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"You don't expect us to do that jousting number from Camelot?"
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"Um, well, in a word... Yes!"
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"Eww."
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"Oh, Kermit, Floyd has something to say on that. Honey, you tell him."
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"- Oh, my little green friend. - Huh?"
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"You have much indeed to learn about today's slang."
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"How do you mean, Floyd?"
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"Well, when I said I wanted to get into something heavy for the final number..."
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"Fractured flipper. Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"Tinker, tinker, fiddle..."
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"Oh! [clears throat]"
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"where the future is being made, today."
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"Well, I've got some news here to tickle your fancy."
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"Because here they are friends, the answer to your prayers."
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"Muppets All-New Edible Paper Clips."
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"Now, the honor of tasting this first batch of delicious paper clips goes,"
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"of course, to my helpful and eager assistant, Beaker."
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"- Uh-huh. Uh... - Oh, Beaker, what is the matter?"
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"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker. Now you eat these clips this minute!"
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"They're not so bad, go ahead."
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"- Hmm! - Mmm-hmm."
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"- Mmm! - Yes!"
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"Good. Yes, friends, Muppets Edible Paper Clips"
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"are delicious, nutritious and nickel-plated."
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"They're handy around the office, and they're wonderful as a TV snack."
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"Furthermore, they are absolutely harmless."
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"Or nearly so."
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"Poor fellow lost his nose."
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"- Hmm. How will he smell without it? - Same as always..."
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"[both] Terrible!"
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"Dr. Honeydew, is Beaker all right?"
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"Oh, he'll be fine. I'll just go invent some nose glue."
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"- Come on, Beaker. - [moaning]"
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"Yeah, but, hey, I'm talking about serious, Kermit."
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"- Mmm-hmm. - I mean, why cast me?"
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"This knight business is a actor's gig."
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"- Yeah. - I am a musician, remember?"
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"Well, Floyd, I wanted you to play the knight because you fit the part."
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"You're the only one of us with real gallantry."
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"The only one of us with real honor."
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"The only one of us who'd fit in that iron suit."
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"[stuttering] Scooter, I needed that like I need a broken leg!"
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"Oh, you need a broken leg? I'll fall on you again."
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"No, no, no."
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"Floyd, no, no. Now, listen, this is a great chance for you."
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"Besides, in the same jousting scene, you get to fight the Black Knight."
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"- Who is the Black Knight? - Well, that 's part of the fun."
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"You see, no one will know!"
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"It's kept a complete and absolute mystery."
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"The world will forever wonder who I am."
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"Though some may harbor suspicions."
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"- [crashing] - [squawking]"
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"Here is a Muppet news flash."
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"An explosion has just taken place at the Smithfield hat factory."
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"Reports say that hats are falling all over the... Oh!"
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"- All right. - Listen, Floyd,"
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"I sure am glad you got out of that iron suit, man."
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"Oh, it had to be, but I'm telling you,"
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"you're lookin' good now with the purple threads."
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"Oh, yeah. My main squeeze gave me this."
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"Oh, you are clever."
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"- Listen, come here a minute. - Hmm?"
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"- I wanna ask you a question. - Yeah?"
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"Do the rest of the musicians, do they know you in here?"
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"- Hmm... No, uh-huh. - Well, crazy, listen."
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"What if we did a little number together?"
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"- Pearlie May... - Huh?"
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"- Nothing would please me more. - I thought it would!"
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"[♪ In the Good Old Summertime]"
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"- [scatting] - You jump right into it, man!"
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"Let me jump in there with you."
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"- ♪ In the good old summertime ♪ - All right!"
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"- ♪ In the good old summertime ♪ - [humming]"
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"♪ Strolling down that shady lane ♪"
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"♪ I'll take his hand then he'll take mine ♪"
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"♪ Then, naturally, I will be his tootsie-wootsie ♪"
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"♪ In the good old summertime ♪"
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"Go by yourself, man!"
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"Watch this."
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"♪ Strollin' down that shady lane, yeah! ♪"
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"♪ With my baby mine, yeah! ♪"
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"Oh, now, hold that, baby."
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"- Just kidding, only kidding. - Ha, ha, ha."
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"♪ But I will be the toot tootsie-wootsie ♪"
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"♪ In the good old sun ♪"
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"♪ Come on, let's go together in the good old summertime ♪"
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"♪ Let me tell you a story ♪"
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"♪ Strolling down the shady lane with my ♪"
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"♪ Walking, talking, grooving with my baby ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna take his hand he'll take mine ♪"
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"♪ Watch it, honey Let me get this whole thing together ♪"
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"♪ I will be the tootsie tootsie-wootsie ♪"
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"♪ In the good old summertime ♪"
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"♪ Summertime ♪"
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"Yeah! Whoo!"
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"[♪ Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee (An Actor's Life for Me)]"
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"♪ Hi-diddle-dee-dee An actor's life for me ♪"
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"♪ A high silk hat and a silver cane ♪"
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"♪ A watch of gold with a diamond chain ♪"
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"♪ Hi-diddle-dee-doo You sleep till after two ♪"
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"♪ You promenade with a big cigar ♪"
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"♪ You tour the world in a private car ♪"
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"♪ You dine on chicken and caviar ♪"
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"♪ An actor's life for me! ♪"
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