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Clips from Family Guy - Start Me Up (S18E18)

"even though I'm in boarding group seven."
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"-(beep) -Peter, for God's sake,"
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"can I not just have 15 minutes of peace and quiet"
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"in my own kitchen?"
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"All right, I'll stay out of your way."
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"I will simply do my work and not say a word."
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"(sighs) Peter, we are gonna have to fi..."
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"beginning with our first-class and Prestige members."
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"Oh, that's me. I got to go."
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"even though I'm in the seat whose back touches the bathroom?"
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"for The Untitled Kickstarter Project."
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"Chris will be on speakerphone from down the hall,"
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"and, as a reminder, that may result in a five-second delay."
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"So, now to hand it over to our writer extraordinaire,"
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"There's the delay."
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"Brian Griffin, take it away."
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"Thank you, Stewie."
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"And before we get started,"
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"I would like to officially thank Stewie"
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"for spearheading this project,"
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"and I'd like to thank Chris"
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"for his help scouting all the locations."
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"Now, scene one."
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"We open on a suburban..."
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"Aw, you're welcome, Brian!"
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"Yeah, speaking of scouting,"
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"you sure got good at scouting"
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"the location of the nearest Burger King."
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"Okay, scene one."
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"We open on a suburban home,"
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"where a party is in full swing."
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"-There is a knock at the... -(laughs)"
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"...at the door."
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"The teenage son answers it."
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"Well, if it isn't my favorite uncle."
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"Why-why did we give him the lead part?"
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"Chris, we're having a little delay issue here,"
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"so try and come in a little sooner, yeah?"
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"Roger that."
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"Okay. The teenage son stares at the man in the doorway,"
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"-and they exchange an intense... -Back so soon, Uncle Cornelius?"
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"Okay, Chris, that was a little too soon."
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"Bri-- look, what we're gonna do is, Brian..."
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"Why didn't you come to my mom's funeral?"
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"No, no, Chris, we're pausing for a second."
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"All right? Okay, okay, Brian, here's what we're gonna do."
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"You're going to slap the table halfway through your line,"
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"and, Chris, when you hear the slap on your end,"
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"that's when you talk."
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"Everyone got that?"
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"Yes."
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"Yes."
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"Okay. Uncle Cornelius stands in the doorway"
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"in stunned silence..."
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"not knowing what to say but knowing he should say something."
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"-(quietly): This is working. -You're damn right I do!"
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"Uncle Cornelius slaps the table in anger"
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"as he walks across to pour himself a gin and..."
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"I'll return your pearl-handled revolver one bullet at a time!"
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"I just want to thank... everyone for all their hard work today."
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"What the hell?"
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"(keys clacking)"
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"Like what I've done with the place?"
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"I'm not sure what you have done."
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"Well, since you decided to turn our house into an office,"
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"I decided to make it into a public work space"
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"for everyone to enjoy."
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"Principal Shepherd?"
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"Oh, hey, Peter. John Shepherd of Shepherd Marketing."
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"(quietly): Eye contact, firm handshake."
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"We can put your logo on anything:"
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"a mug, a set of pens, a mug."
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"I, uh-- I don't have a logo."
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"Funny you should say that,"
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"because our art department could whip you something up."
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"Hmm, let's see. Peter, Peter..."
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"Penis?"
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"Let's just fire up Windows 98."
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"You like that, right on the mug?"
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"Lois, what do you think you're doing?"
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"Uh, I don't know what you're talking about, Peter."
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"throughout the house."
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""Ode to My Family" by the Cranberries?"
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"Lois, you know once I hear that, I can't get it out of my head."
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"(chuckles) Don't worry. It's not the whole song."
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"It's just the..."
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"...part on repeat."
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"Well, you better get to work."
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"It's already 9:15."
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"¶ Doo doo doo doo, doo... ¶"
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"And... send."
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"All right."
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"Let's see what Griffin's been up to."
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"Hmm. I've been saying that to corporate for years."
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"I got your mug, Peter."
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"That'll be $59.99."
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"I got a Square here,"
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"so we can take care of the transaction in-house."
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"Well, we could bring that down to $29.99,"
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"Long, juicy bananas and melon balls."
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"No, I know you hadn't asked me a question."
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"I was just thinking about another part of my day."
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"Everyone out in the hot sun for an hour,"
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"with no information as to when we're coming back!"
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"-Damn it, Lois. I can't take this! -(ringing stops)"
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"But I thought you'd like having me around the house all day."
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"I thought so, too, Peter."
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"But maybe it was too much of a good thing."
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"You know I love you, but if this marriage is gonna survive,"
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"I think you need to be gone for most of it."
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"I guess you're right."
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"When you look at it,"
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"I'm sorry I was getting on your nerves, being home so much."
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"I'll call Bert and ask him if I can come back to the office."
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"I love you so much."
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"-I love you, too. -Mmm."
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"Hey, I went ahead and ordered those 4,000 penis mugs for you."
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"I don't want those."
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"Well, what am I supposed to do with them?"
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"May I propose a merger?"
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