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Clips from Family Guy - Start Me Up (S18E18)

"'Cause being a housewife is a full-time job."
Family Guy
"For some pretty tough bosses!"
Family Guy
"(chuckling)"
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"(Chris clearing throat loudly)"
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"Hi. So, is this your break time?"
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"-No, sir. -Oh, okay."
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"-It's not. -You see, Mom,"
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"we try to stay focused on the task at hand"
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"here at Griffin, Griffin, Griffin, Griffin and Griffin."
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"-(phone rings) -Good morning."
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"Griffin, Griffin, Griffin and Griffin."
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"Huh. I thought our letterhead had five Griffins on it, Meg."
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"But you were right to leave one of them off,"
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"because you're (bleep) fired."
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"Hey, Lois. I'm at the small bodega"
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"in the living room lobby"
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"trying to pick out a new baby card for Janine."
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"Wai... Who's Janine?"
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"(chuckles): Yeah, right? Anyway, should I get one"
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"with a baby with SpaghettiOs on his head,"
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"like, "This is what it's gonna be like,""
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"or one with a stork with an injured back?"
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"Peter, I don't care."
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"Well, time to live out my dream of becoming a bodega cat."
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"PETER'S VOICE: I'm between the breads."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Again, I want to say I'm so glad all of our schedules lined up"
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"so we can work together. And, as a reminder,"
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"we've got New York on the line."
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"-New York, are you there? -(car horns honking)"
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"Stewie, is there anyone specific on the line in New York?"
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"Brian, you're just showing your ignorance."
Family Guy
"The phrase is, "New York on the line.""
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"-(horn honks) -MAN: Hey, buddy, move that piece of junk!"
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"Go Mets!"
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"And that's the best city we have."
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"All right, so, we've heard from New York."
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"this can't be the meeting."
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"New York, I'm gonna put you on hold for a second."
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"Brian, you're embarrassing us in front of New York."
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"Now get it together."
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"All right, let's show them the pitch video we put together."
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"¶ ¶"
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"My name's Stewie,"
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"and this camera saved my life."
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"I was born on the wrong side of the tracks."
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"My father made holes in belts,"
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"The old man wanted me to go into the family business."
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"MAN: Hey! I don't hear any holes being holed!"
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"I want to make movies, Pa!"
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"Don't make me beat you"
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"with the instrument with which I make holes in belts!"
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"It's called an awl, Pa!"
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"Ma! Do something!"
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"FEMALE VOICE: Frank, no!"
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"STEWIE: Six months later,"
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"my old man died when they canceled The Tony Danza Show."
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"The one that was on during the day."
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"about a dog who joins a hockey team."
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"Morning, handsome."
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"Now, Lois, you have been accused of an unwanted touching."
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"-When? -Just now."
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"Just before the flip."
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"Uh, this is ridiculous."
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"Lois, please."
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"we simply gather information and I make up my mind an hour ago."
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"Peter, please tell us what happened."
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"I'm sitting there at my desk,"
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"you guys haven't figured out yet,"
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"and..."
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"she comes in and kisses me."
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"is there's been an accusation of unwanted touching"
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"and an overly sexualized work environment."
Family Guy
"That's it. Peter, no more working from home."
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"I want you to go back to the office."
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"Peter, how can the company make this right?"
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, those chips were recalled in the '90s"
Family Guy
"for causing explosive diarrhea."
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"You heard me."
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"So good."
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"(stomach gurgling)"
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"Uh-oh."
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"(explosive fart)"
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"All right, boys, get me up to speed."
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"Brian! Chris!"
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"Stewie, what's the matter?"
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"Our Kickstarter..."
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"I also want to ask a question without looking at the screen."
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"Oh, oh, we hit it all right."
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"Whoa."
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"We actually have to make this thing."
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"Gentlemen, it's time"
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"to start inappropriately touching actresses"
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"on the casting couch."
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"Okay, I have been made aware of the allegations."
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"Is there anything you can say on your behalf?"
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"I'm trans?"
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"You just won HR."
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"All right. Dishes washed,"
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"kids off to school,"
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"taking my boobs out of my bra."
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"Alexa, play Mom Spa channel."
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"(calming music playing)"
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"All right, you're gonna have to catch me up."
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"I just stepped off a bird from Omaha,"
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"and I have a very tight window."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down."
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"I don't have the bandwidth for this right now."
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"This is a lot for me to unpack, honestly."
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"Uh-huh, uh-huh."
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"Well, I'm gonna have to circle back with Ken"
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"to get it past the goal line."
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"Unless, Wendy, do you want to run it up the flagpole?"
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"Look, look, look. Listen, listen."
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"Look, listen, look, look, listen, listen."
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"Not to put too fine a point on it,"
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"but when push comes to shove, look, listen, look."
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"Okay, I'm gonna put a pin in this."
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"I got to go crowd the gate so people think I'm in first class,"
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