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Clips from Family Guy - Start Me Up (S18E18)

"Do you have the original packaging for the item?"
Family Guy
"(chuckles): No. No, that's..."
Family Guy
"that's probably with the receipt."
Family Guy
"(sighs heavily)"
Family Guy
"(over speakers): Manager who's dishearteningly younger than me"
Family Guy
"This better not be another overring."
Family Guy
"Corpowate's gonna have my ass."
Family Guy
"now that Stewie's classmate with the peanut allergy died."
Family Guy
"Oh, there you are, Peter. Listen, I need you to..."
Family Guy
"Why are you so sweaty?"
Family Guy
"The AC in my car broke."
Family Guy
"Not from the honey."
Family Guy
"And fat-guy sweat is like a battleship."
Family Guy
"Once it gets going, you can't just turn it around."
Family Guy
"So until the weather cools off,"
Family Guy
"you're gonna be dealing with a slippery walrus."
Family Guy
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I see a potential rival"
Family Guy
"to my beach supremacy."
Family Guy
"Dad, what are we doing here?"
Family Guy
"Now that I sweat all the time,"
Family Guy
"it's just natural that I be a very sweaty bomb defuser."
Family Guy
"(beeping)"
Family Guy
"Steady. You can do this."
Family Guy
"All you gotta do is remember the song you learned in bomb school."
Family Guy
"¶ Green is good and green is good ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ And clip whatever you want. ¶"
Family Guy
"Now, who can tell me what he did wrong?"
Family Guy
"He made up a song about cutting wires?"
Family Guy
"Don't do that, guys."
Family Guy
"TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to Indiana Jones"
Family Guy
"and the Temple Beth Shalom."
Family Guy
"You must be Mr. Jones."
Family Guy
"It's Dr. Jones."
Family Guy
"(gasps) Oh, a doctor."
Family Guy
"You should meet my frumpy daughter."
Family Guy
"Wow. What are you all dressed up for?"
Family Guy
"Well, thanks to my car's AC breaking,"
Family Guy
"I've been asked to be an overly sweaty Southern lawyer"
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, you may proceed."
Family Guy
"(Southern accent): May it please the court, Your Honor,"
Family Guy
"Madam Stenographer, Bailiff Clarence,"
Family Guy
"Snack Cart Steve,"
Family Guy
"elderly widows with paper fans,"
Family Guy
"woman in the third row with a flower hat,"
Family Guy
"Deputy Fife, Boo Radley,"
Family Guy
"Yay Radley, Herman Munster judge,"
Family Guy
"lazy dog who wandered in due to the heat,"
Family Guy
"crazed Al Pacino, old Robert Duvall,"
Family Guy
"young Robert Duvall, in-between Robert Duvall,"
Family Guy
"the books of John Grisham."
Family Guy
"The defense rests."
Family Guy
"and Emma Stone in Opposite Eye Sizes."
Family Guy
"Sorry, guys. All I have left"
Family Guy
"are one pair of extra-large contact lenses"
Family Guy
"and one pair of extra-small."
Family Guy
"BOTH: Uh, we'll be fine."
Family Guy
"Well, I just got off the phone with the electronics store."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm not very good at math. Y-You lost me."
Family Guy
"-A thousand dollars. -Wow!"
Family Guy
"-Another thousand dollars. -(laughs): Oh, my goodness!"
Family Guy
"A third thousand dollars."
Family Guy
"Now you lost me again."
Family Guy
"I don't think Chris can count to three."
Family Guy
"How are we gonna pay 'em back?"
Family Guy
"Whoa, what do you mean, "we"?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, do you expect all nine of us to chip in?"
Family Guy
"Come on, we got to think of some way"
Family Guy
"to raise that money in a hurry."
Family Guy
"Good afternoon, Quahog. I'm Tom Tucker."
Family Guy
"Our top story: actor, director and odd-nostriled punch line"
Family Guy
"Zach Braff has successfully Kickstarted another movie."
Family Guy
"The shameless film star"
Family Guy
"who made a movie college kids used to like"
Family Guy
"is again asking people who have less to give him more."
Family Guy
"That's it! We'll set up a Kickstarter"
Family Guy
"for the three grand we need."
Family Guy
"But, Brian, people don't just donate money on Kickstarter."
Family Guy
"It has to go toward some sort of project."
Family Guy
"Okay, then we'll say we're making a movie."
Family Guy
"And who will we get to direct?"
Family Guy
"We'll raise the money we need, pay back the store,"
Family Guy
"and then e-mail the backers, saying we ran into trouble"
Family Guy
"and couldn't finish the project."
Family Guy
"Great idea, Brian. Much better than that version"
Family Guy
"of Free Solo narrated by a concerned Midwestern mom."
Family Guy
"MIDWESTERN MOM: Oh, that's too high, Alex."
Family Guy
"That's too high. Oh, I can't watch."
Family Guy
"a nice lunch at Applebee's?"
Family Guy
"-(bird screeches) -I like that bird, though."
Family Guy
"Griffin, why is this floor wet?"
Family Guy
"Oh, sorry, that's from me."
Family Guy
"I-I got a little perspiration problem."
Family Guy
"Hey, what time is our meeting, Oscar?"
Family Guy
"It's... Aah!"
Family Guy
"Damn it, Griffin, you've become a liability in this office."
Family Guy
"-Why? 'Cause I'm drunk and have a gun? -No."
Family Guy
"-'Cause of the cocaine? -No."
Family Guy
"'Cause I use office petty cash"
Family Guy
"to have sex with high-end escorts?"
Family Guy
"No. But your perspiration has become a serious problem."
Family Guy
"I'm afraid you're going to have to work from home"
Family Guy
"-until you get it under control. -All right, if you insist."
Family Guy
"Hey, Candy, sorry I couldn't finish"
Family Guy
"'cause I'm so freakin' gacked on ski powder."
Family Guy
"I thought the gun would get me there."
Family Guy
"Anyway, here's the office cash."
Family Guy
"Careful of the wet floor. You're pregnant."
Family Guy
"So, Dad, are you excited for your first day"
Family Guy
"-of working from home? -Yes, but I'm very late."
Family Guy
"Busy dad morning goodbyes."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(music stops abruptly)"
Family Guy
"Forgot my phone."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"(cheering)"
Family Guy
"(whispers): Are you here?"
Family Guy
"So, Mom, you're okay with Dad working in the house"
Family Guy
"-all the time? -Oh, yeah,"
Family Guy
"it's nice having a coworker."
Family Guy
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