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Clips from Family Guy - Start Me Up (S18E18)

"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
Family Guy
"¶ It seems today that all you see ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ All the things that make us ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Laugh and cry ¶"
Family Guy
"Damn it, what's wrong with the AC?"
Family Guy
"according to our respected meteorologist"
Family Guy
"-Dr. Jessica Sturgess. -(honking, tires squealing)"
Family Guy
"Plus, you're drowning in sweat. Have you been drinking?"
Family Guy
"No. I don't start drinking till... until the drive home."
Family Guy
"Why are you slurring your words?"
Family Guy
"Sorry, I had Cap'n Crunch for breakfast."
Family Guy
"The roof of my mouth is in shreds."
Family Guy
"(chuckles) I find that story relatable."
Family Guy
"Got to take this. It's my wife."
Family Guy
"I'm going to watch the older boys play Fortnite,"
Family Guy
"Do you have the credit card you used to pay for it?"
Family Guy
"to the service counter, please."
Family Guy
"Well, we can probably throw out this sunflower butter"
Family Guy
"(bellowing, grunting)"
Family Guy
"¶ And red is good and yellow is good ¶"
Family Guy
"He made up a song about cutting wires."
Family Guy
"opposing counsel, members of the jury,"
Family Guy
"TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to Jesse Eisenberg"
Family Guy
"Your stupid fight caused $3,000 worth of damage."
Family Guy
"Now, now, why wouldn't you just have"
Family Guy
"Sorry. What time is our meeting, Aah-scar?"
Family Guy
"I was wondering if my watch was off, maybe."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"-What have you guys got? -This..."
Family Guy
"Anyway, all that is why I want to make a movie"
Family Guy
"Now, the way this works is"
Family Guy
"trying to watch porn on sites"
Family Guy
"Now, Barbara, the reason you are here at Super HR"
Family Guy
"Bring back Lay's WOW chips with Olestra."
Family Guy
"-(chips crunching) -Mmm."
Family Guy
"What? (stammers) Did we not hit our goal?"
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"Well, at the end of the day, it is what it is."
Family Guy
"WOMAN (over P.A.): Attention, please,"
Family Guy
"we are gonna begin pre-boarding Flight 238 to Scottsdale,"
Family Guy
"Scuse me, is there any way I can get on the plane now,"
Family Guy
"-Mr. Brian... -CHRIS: Hi, everyone!"
Family Guy
"Happy to pitch in."
Family Guy
"I do like Burger King!"
Family Guy
"Okay, let's just shoot it. It all works."
Family Guy
"Oh, hi, Peter."
Family Guy
"Uh, n-no. No, thank you."
Family Guy
"Just creating a nice work environment for you."
Family Guy
"For instance, I also piped in easy listening music"
Family Guy
"That's the catchiest part!"
Family Guy
"Come on, Peter, focus. You can do this."
Family Guy
"Geez, seems kind of pricey."
Family Guy
"but you'd have to buy 4,000 of them."
Family Guy
"Fruit Baskets Covered in Cellophane. How may I help you?"
Family Guy
"-(alarm ringing) -Okay! Fire drill!"
Family Guy
"Huh. Maybe you'd be better off working from your office."
Family Guy
"most marriages are just a couple hours a night."
Family Guy
"¶ The secret of my success is I'm living. ¶"
Family Guy
"We made a film."
Family Guy
"We made a film, guys."
Family Guy
"Now, who can tell me what they did wrong?"
Family Guy
"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
Family Guy
"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"¶ On which we used to rely? ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ¶"
Family Guy
"Ah. Nothing like drive time radio"
Family Guy
"to remind me that I don't make enough"
Family Guy
"to afford satellite radio."
Family Guy
"DEVIN: Hey-hey! You're listening to WQHG 97.1,"
Family Guy
"and we are Devin and Lawrence,"
Family Guy
"formerly known as Weenie and The Butt."
Family Guy
"LAWRENCE: That's right, Devin."
Family Guy
"Those nicknames no longer fly ever since several women"
Family Guy
"against each of us."
Family Guy
"HIGH VOICE: De-De-De-Devin and Lawrence!"
Family Guy
"SINGERS: ¶ Sexual misconduct ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ 97.1 FM. ¶"
Family Guy
"DEEP VOICE: Rebranded to phase out Weenie and the Butt!"
Family Guy
"SINGERS: ¶ WQHG 97.1. ¶"
Family Guy
"HIGH VOICE: They got Me-Too'd, Me-Too'd, Me-Too'd!"
Family Guy
"SINGERS: ¶ But there were still six months on their contract ¶"
Family Guy
"-¶ Overlooking that for now. ¶ -DEEP VOICE: FM!"
Family Guy
"HIGH VOICE: Devin, Devin, Devin and Lawrence!"
Family Guy
"DEEP VOICE: Court-ordered overcorrection!"
Family Guy
"(rattling)"
Family Guy
"DEVIN: And don't forget, Quahog is expected"
Family Guy
"to experience record-high temperatures this week,"
Family Guy
"Formerly known as Weather Girl Aah-Ooh-Gah Knockerson."
Family Guy
"(siren wailing)"
Family Guy
"Sir, could you please roll down your window?"
Family Guy
"I can't. I spilled honey on it and it won't move."
Family Guy
"Please just step out of the vehicle."
Family Guy
"(clack)"
Family Guy
"(straining)"
Family Guy
"Sir, you were swerving back there."
Family Guy
"You're free to go."
Family Guy
"Man, I can't believe that cop thought I was lying."
Family Guy
"The only time I lie is when I play poker."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: It's make-or-break time."
Family Guy
"$75 million at stake."
Family Guy
"Betting starts with Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"Ooh, he's not looking"
Family Guy
"at much of anything right now. And those mirrored sunglasses,"
Family Guy
"not doing him any favors."
Family Guy
"All in."
Family Guy
"(phone ringing)"
Family Guy
"(whispers): Are you here?"
Family Guy
"Okay, you two just hang out in the store"
Family Guy
"while I return this keyboard."
Family Guy
"because I'm not old enough to play Fortnite myself."
Family Guy
"Hi. I'd like to return this keyboard."
Family Guy
"Was there something wrong with it?"
Family Guy
"Well, it said it was designed for writers,"
Family Guy
"but when I sat down to work, it just wasn't flowing through me."
Family Guy
"-Do you have a receipt? -Uh, no."
Family Guy
"-(yelling, grunting) -Uh, no. Can't you just look it up?"
Family Guy
"I actually paid using store credit for another return."
Family Guy
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