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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Two Turkeys (S05E05)

"- I love you, buddy. - Oh."
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"Your mom and Camila are on the way."
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"I just wanted a big family Thanksgiving,"
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"But, look, I love you, and--"
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"- Is that still your dad's thumb?"
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"- Oh, my God, yes. He needs this."
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"Are you serious? - Mm-hmm."
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"Why? You were overcompensating."
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"- Even better than a plain scone."
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"- This is ridiculous. - Is it?"
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"Look how the pie was disposed of."
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"- It is? - There's only one thing"
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"I still can't figure out."
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"- [sighs] Because I love our annual trips"
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"- A trip with no purpose?"
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"They reattached my thumb."
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"- Yeah, that was never in doubt."
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"You don't need thumbs to fly anymore."
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"- I have to believe that's not true."
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"- [chuckles] Oh, are you done?"
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"- Oh. Well, thank you, Victor."
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"through my underpants,"
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"The weird but good dad hug."
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"Tommy Gobbler's back and he wants to hear"
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"what you turkeys are thankful for."
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"I don't gobble understand people."
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"- But, Charles-- - Gobble."
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"- Gobble, gobble, your tail feather"
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"is caught in the gobble door. - Thank you."
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"- Ow. - [groans]"
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"- I think your feathers are ripping."
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"- Gobble."
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"We've been living and breathing this operation for years."
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"Our objective is clear. Our parents will laugh,"
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"our fathers will share a hug good-bye"
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"and it will be weird, but in the good way."
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"- Oh, my God. What is that photo?"
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"- I did an image search for dads hugging."
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"I didn't have a lot of time to put this board together."
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"Now then, let's review our targets, shall we?"
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"First we have the Santiagos: Camila and Victor."
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"and like their daughter, controlling."
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"I would say I'm Type A."
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"You should write Type A there instead of controlling."
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"Now then, on the other side, we have the Peraltas:"
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"Karen and Roger. They are perfectly normal,"
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"no known flaws."
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"All right, fine. My dad's a selfish drunken slut"
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"- I knew you'd say that, which is why we have this."
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"A list of things they have in common."
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"We can use it to grease the conversation."
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"- Ooh, convo grease."
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"All four of them have hair."
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"We're not gonna have to use that."
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"- Oh, you did a lot of work on this."
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"it's really important to me. I feel like it's a chance"
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"for me to finally have the big family Thanksgiving"
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"I never got as a kid. - Oh, babe."
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"It's gonna be amazing."
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"[squeaking]"
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"- Are you erasing the word controlling behind my back"
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"while we kiss? - Mm-hmm."
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"- We can keep it in my office until it's time to leave."
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"- What do you have in the pastry box, sir? Brownies?"
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"He's holding it from the bottom."
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"- True. Maybe it s a cheesecake."
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"- But there's no condensation on the box."
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"tensing in the shoulders."
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"He's supporting something dense."
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"- Damn, that was impressive. - But this is not just any pie."
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"It's an English walnut pie from the Cottage Inn"
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"all the way upstate for it every year."
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"It's the finest sweet treat on earth."
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"Even better than a plain scone."
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"- Wow, that good, huh?"
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"- We're bringing it to Kevin's parents' house tonight."
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"- Can't wait. What do you all have planned for Turkey day?"
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"- Well, I've got a great Thanksgiving planned."
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"Nikolaj has taken to food just like his papa,"
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"so I'm making an exotic spread."
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"If it can fly or swim, we're eating its eggs."
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"That's a hot toy. Terry tried ten toy stores."
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"- I guess I'm only one doing this holiday right."
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"Hitting the open road with my bike."
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"No family, no friends, no dinner."
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"- That sounds really dark. - Thank you."
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"- Well, everyone's plans seem lovely."
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"- Oh, Hitchcock and I didn't say ours."
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"- How unfortunate."
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"The wine is in the fridge."
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"What is this pitcher of gray water?"
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"- I read an article that said"
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"when you wash vegetables,"
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"all the nutrients leach into the water"
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"and then you can drink it. They call it a super water."
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"- Oh. Well, that's neat."
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"I am gonna just hide it right over here."
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"Dad, you almost ready?"
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"The Santiagos are very punctual?"
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"Chill, bro. - Don't call me "bro.""
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"I'm your son. - Okay, dude."
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"- "Dude" is not an improvement. [doorbell rings]"
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"- Oh, boy, they're here. - Oh, now, honey,"
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"I know you're nervous, but it's gonna be fine."
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"We can handle ourselves."
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"Hola. Feliz Thanksgiving."
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"- Yes, I did, and I regret it. Come on in."
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"- So nice to finally meet you. I'm Victor."
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"And you brought a turkey? - She sure did."
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"Even though I told her that you were making the turkey,"
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"and all she needed to bring was stuffing."
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"just in case. - In case of what?"
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"- I don't know. [laughs awkwardly]"
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"Anyway, it was in the car when she picked me up."
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"Isn't that fun? - The most fun."
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"My dad is just-- - Hey, Kare-bear,"
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"which pants do you think-- - Dad!"
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"- Honey. - The Santiagos are here."
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"The flight must have been awful."
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"- Could we just press pause on that and maybe get some pants?"
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