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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Jazzaguy (S04E04)

"Okay, and I will be right back with your menus. Okay."
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"♪♪♪"
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"- No. Absolutely not. - Okay, and I completely understand."
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"Um, I just worry that if we don't put the hats on,"
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"that the other guests will inevitably force us to."
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"Okay."
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"So, turns out we are not the only ones celebrating"
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"the bride and groom."
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"Oh, wow, that is just very sweet."
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"And I can assure you that a fun night is guaranteed"
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"after a bottle of this. Right?"
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"Yeah, she gets it. Okay."
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"Did our waitress just make a sex reference?"
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"I mean, I don't think that's really surprising at this point."
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"Um, so you obviously have spoken to Patrick"
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"Okay um, we may have been texting."
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"He's covering for me at work."
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"And these, these are our complimentary lovebird wings."
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"They are chicken, not actual lovebirds."
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"Uh, and oh, the special tonight is a lover's curry."
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"Oh, wow."
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"Sorry, you were saying?"
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"Um, how did you get so good at this?"
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"Hm, you learn pretty quickly"
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"playing for your friend's freedom."
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"- Right, right. Wait, what? - That was fun."
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"Yeah, I know. I know. I don't uh... you know,"
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"I don't get to date a lot. Busy schedule and..."
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"and whatnot, but there is just something about you, you know..."
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"I actually,"
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"I changed my shirt 3 times for tonight and uh,"
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"I'm sorry, I probably shouldn't be giving that all away."
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"No, it's cute."
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"And I was actually nervous, too."
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"Well, you... you look great."
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"No, yeah, I know it wasn't that."
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"Um, you're gonna think this is so random,"
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"Well, whatever it was,"
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"I'm just glad that we could do this."
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"I used to date Ted."
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"- I'm sorry? - Ted Mullins?"
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"I know who Ted is. - Okay cool,"
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"I just felt like we were being honest with each other."
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"Wait, weren't you his receptionist?"
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"Executive Assistant. And yes, but only for like a minute."
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"- Um, very briefly. - Uh-huh."
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"And just twice."
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"And we've both moved on. He has a girlfriend now,"
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"and apparently they're like very serious."
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"Okay look, there is nobody who wants to see Ted fail"
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"more than I do, professionally speaking."
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"Personally, I feel like this is off limits."
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"It just feels... wrong."
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"No. Some people. Just close friends."
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"And that is the reason that I wasn't gonna come tonight."
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"- Yeah, but you came. - Okay, bottom line,"
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"we've both had a lot of Zhampagne,"
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"so I just feel like we need to hydrate, and reflect."
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"I mean, yeah, but..."
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"I don't think I can do this."
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"So I guess I am paying for the Zhampagne then?"
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"And so, he says to the cop, "Well, if it was mine,"
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"I wouldn't've put it in my mouth.""
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"Oh, Veronica, once again,"
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"you reign supreme as the queen of the triple entendres."
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"I just have to say this."
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"but it was pretty great to have a Jazza-guy in our midst today."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, if you're around next week,"
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"it wouldn't hurt to have the help."
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"Not to dim the charge on this delightful conversation,"
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"but John, why don't you and I go"
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"- and get the gals another drink? - Okay."
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"No, no, the next round is on us for our newest member."
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"Lemonades for Moira and me..."
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"And two cosmos for the baritone section."
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"♪ Yes, please ♪"
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"John, I wanna thank you"
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"for what you did for me today."
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"And I know it was done with the best of intentions."
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"I'm getting the sense I did something wrong."
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"Oh, not at all."
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"In fact, you've enlightened me."
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"- Oh, Moira. - My time with the Jazzagals."
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"Ah."
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"As sad as it sounds,"
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"these rehearsals have become a tiny oasis"
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"in the echo-y canyon that I now call my social life."
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"I don't know if you've noticed, John,"
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"but this transition has not been the easiest for me."
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"I can't say that I have not noticed."
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"Aside from rehearsals, few things keep me going."
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"My nightly sleeps, afternoon naps,"
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"And there will be more of those."
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"But John, I have so few pleasures,"
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"that if I start combining them,"
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"then I'll have even less to look forward to."
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"I understand, Moira."
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"So, would you like me to leave you to cocktails"
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"with the gals, then?"
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"Oh god, no, we'll leave together, please."
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"There are only so many ways I can feign amusement"
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"at Ronnie's comedia Del commode."
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"So the lover's curry was a mistake."
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"Yeah, it was."
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"Uh, but we got through it,"
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"and now we have a story we can only tell each other so..."
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"Patrick would find it funny."
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"We will not be telling Patrick."
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"Another secret for the pile."
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"Obviously Patrick should've told you he had a fiancée,"
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"but... why didn't you ask him?"
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"If he had a secret fiancée?"
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"Well, no, but did you guys not talk about your dating history?"
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"I guess I just thought the deeper we got into his past,"
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"the deeper we'd have to get into mine."
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"And, historically speaking,"
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"the more I revealed of myself,"
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"the less interested people got."
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"So."
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