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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Jazzaguy (S04E04)

"Oh my god, is this a dating app?"
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"and they have this like dumb rivalry."
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"and there was a minute when I thought"
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"and here you are shoving Bumpkins in my face."
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"He actually sounds kind of chill, David."
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"- Sup? - Okay."
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"And I just gave Stevie the day off."
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"to clean up after themselves?"
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"Hm, yes, it would."
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"I suppose I'll show up on time for Jazzagals rehearsal."
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"Oh, there's so much time wasted off top, John."
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"Hmm."
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"You've been sleeping for two days."
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"that you don't have the energy to go to a spa."
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"which I was planning on using with Jake,"
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"Oh my god, David."
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"What kinda spa is it, and will there be treatments?"
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"In fact, I might have to cancel on him tonight."
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"It's just that there are like ten guys on here,"
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"so I delegated the rest of the cleaning to Roland."
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"And that frees us up for a little date night,"
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"There was a time when this dusky charmer"
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"used to constantly whisk me off to ports unknown."
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"Somebody just nailed their audition."
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"I've got perfect pitch, so do not mess this up for me."
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"Oh. Lucky me."
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"Sorry."
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"and having sexy honeymoon weekends?"
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"So you're in love then. You're like falling in love with Jake."
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"So, I'm keepin' him around."
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"Have you heard from Patrick?"
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"Like that?"
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"and I think things would've gotten very dark."
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"Gimme the ring."
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"1, 2, 3, 4!"
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"- ♪ Takin' it home! ♪ - Yeah."
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"Boy, we never did this back in the Rose Video days, did we?"
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"Hi. I'm Bobbie, and I am so excited to be your waitress."
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"We just love honeymooners here at Crystal Elms."
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"So."
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"This is from a Patrick."
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"Says, "have fun, enjoy the night. Thinking about you.""
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"since he knows we're here."
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"So, I will be back, and I will take your order. Okay so."
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"- Oh, one more. - Oh my god."
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"when you're in a Ugandan diamond smuggler's villa"
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"but it was actually about something else."
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"- He's the veterinarian. - No, no, no,"
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"But you guys were engaged?"
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"Okay, that is what I've been saying, to literally everyone."
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"Wow."
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"Okay, just to be clear, I couldn't do this first."
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"I know that we are the Jazzagals,"
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"I realize I take one thing for granted in this town."
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"and of course meals with my husband."
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"Okay, not to put any of the blame on you in this situation."
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"Okay, so I'm gonna go out on a limb"
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"Well, I can't know for sure,"
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"because I'm realizing now that I don't think"
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"Certainly loves to take pictures of himself in waterfalls."
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"Though harvesting crops does produce"
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"Comes from a large family. Oh, not my kids."
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"That's a step in the right direction, Alexis."
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"Um, Alexis, do you mind telling your phone to fuck off?"
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"Ugh."
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"What's bumpkin?"
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"It's an online social hub for rural singles,"
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"if you must know, David. I signed Twyla up."
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"Well, why does it say Alexis you have a new match?"
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"Research. I was testing the water for her, David."
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"Poor thing's clueless."
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"Well, Miguel says hi."
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"Why is he shirtless with an armful of puppies?"
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"Oh my god, we matched?"
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"His nipples are out."
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"Ted can't know about this, David."
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"Miguel's the only other vet in town,"
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"When has that ever stopped you?"
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"I remember that summer you dated all 3 Hanson brothers."
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"This is different."
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"I no longer need backstage passes to the Teen Choice Awards."
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"How did you even match with Miguel in the first place?"
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"I swiped right, obviously."
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"Like look at him, David."
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"I didn't actually expect we'd match."
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"- You didn't expect to match. - Okay, fine, I did,"
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"but I just wanted to see what would happen."
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"He's the only attractive person on here, David,"
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"what did you want me to do?"
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"Well, then go on a date with him."
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"- I can't. - Fine, then don't."
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"- Okay, but I want to, David. - Oh my god, Alexis,"
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"I am suffering romantically right now,"
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"I would never have to look at another dating app,"
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"It's Bumpkin with a wink emoji."
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"He messaged me again."
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"What did he say?"
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"Ready when you are, Mr. Rose."
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"Ready for what?"
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"We have a 1:00 reservation for lunch at the café."
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"Oh Moira, I completely forgot about lunch."
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"How many days off is Stevie allowed to request?"
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"Well, she'd worked 14 straight days, so..."
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"It's starting to remind me of Rose Video,"
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"when your work consumed you, and I would miss you so."
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"Except now I don't have the jet and the free DVD's to distract me."
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"Well, I don't know what to say, Sweetheart,"
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"I-I still have most of the rooms to clean."
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"Would it be too much to ask the guests"
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"Very well. If lunch is canceled,"
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"Isn't that something you should be doing anyway?"
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"Yap, yap, yap, do, re, mi."
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"A lip buzzing 'til I'm blue in the face!"
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"I promise I'll make it up to you, Sweetheart."
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"Okay. As long as we're tabulating scores,"
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"this will mark the 3rd time you stood me up this week, John."
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"Turn everything off, please."
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"- Why aren't you dressed? - Because I'm not going."
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"Because I'm too tired."
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"What's your point?"
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