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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - A Woman's Right to Chop (S14E14)

"Yeah. This is where Frank said to meet the guy, so..."
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"-Hey. -How you doing, man?"
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"-What you boys up to? -MAC: Uh, we're waiting"
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"Yeah, that's me, homie."
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"-Oh. -You're a doctor?"
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"Straight up."
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"Come on. No, you're not."
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"I was a medic in Desert Storm."
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"I did Doctors Without Borders, I saved mad lives."
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"See, you racist. That's what the problem is."
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"I'm so sorry, Z. I didn't have any idea."
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"-That's impressive, yeah. -Sorry. Sorry."
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": Bitch, I'm just playing with you."
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"I ain't no motherfucking doctor."
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"-Oh!"
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"-Okay. All right. -: Are you serious?"
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"I do still feel bad, though."
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"-I feel terrible.-I feel bad, too, because I feel"
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"-Lesson learned. That was good.-I was... My racism was exposed."
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"But I do fuck with dogs,"
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"-so tell me what's up. -Oh, okay. Good."
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"-So, uh, Poppins is sick. -Right."
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"Now, the vet said that if he gives birth, he's gonna die."
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"Oh, so you want me to scoop them babies out"
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"so your dog can die."
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"You want me to scoop them puppies out and chuck 'em"
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"and then put your dog out its misery."
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"-Uh, no. No. -No. Uh-uh."
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"No, uh, we want you to kill the babies"
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"and keep this dog alive."
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"Okay, word. I can get with that."
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"Yeah, is there a version, like, where no dog dies?"
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"Yo, son, that's hard to tell."
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"I made dogs make babies,"
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"-Right.-That's why Frank hooked us up."
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"-Yeah, yeah. I breed dogs. -Nice."
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"-Oh. Mm. -I ain't never abort"
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"no dog, but we can get it done."
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"Poke around in one of them trash cans,"
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"try to find an Allen wrench."
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"I don't think he's qualified to do this."
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"MAC: I don't know what else we're gonna do, man."
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"CHARLIE: Oh, shit. Wait. Who's this?"
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"Oh... Oh, my God."
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"CHARLIE: That's Poppins, isn't it?"
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"I was wondering why I didn't have"
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"to pop this dog's eye back in its socket."
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"Oh, my God. Yeah, look how dirty he is."
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"CHARLIE: He's getting all nose-deep"
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"in, uh... in her goodies there, so..."
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"Oh, my God. Wait a second."
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"Charlie,"
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"Oh, my God. Poppins is the dad?"
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"Yes!"
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"-CHARLIE: Uh... -That is so cute."
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"He likes to take...Oh, no, he did not. He did not."
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"-MAC: There he goes. -He wanted the blanket."
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"take what he needs."
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"CHARLIE: He's gonna do what he's gonna do. Wow."
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"Listen here, you monster."
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"Okay, well, if you see her,can you call me? I'm just really"
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"freaking out. It's not like her at all."
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"Um..."
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"I'm so sorry. Um, can I help you?"
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"Yeah."
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"Your tears were unexpected. I, uh..."
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"Sometimes I find it very arousing, tears,"
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"I-I wasn't coming in-in that zone."
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"I just wasn't ready for it.I was... I was gonna do a th..."
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"I could switch gears, though. You want to do...?"
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"We could do a... This could be an arousing thing. I..."
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"What is happening?"
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"Right. Sorry. Uh..."
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"-I'd like a haircut, please. -Oh."
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"Yeah, sure. Um, if you can justleave your name and number."
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"What do you mean "yes"?"
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"-I can... -Sorry. What?"
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"I can make you an appointment ifyou leave your name and number."
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"-give you... -You cut men's hair?"
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"Yeah. We cut anyone's hair who needs it."
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"Good. As it should be."
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"So..."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Sorry. I-I..."
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"I thought you were gonna say that you only cut"
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"women's hair, and I was gonna claim discrimination"
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"to get you shut... it doesn't matter."
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"I have to admit, you've-you'veput me a bit out of sorts. I..."
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"arousal and your face and words. I..."
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"Do you want an appointment?"
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"No! No."
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"All right? I'm not gonna get butchered"
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"like you've butchered these poor women's hairs."
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"Look, I can be reasonable, okay?"
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"I don't expect to save everybody from this,"
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"My sister Deandra Reynolds."
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"She-she has an appointment here,"
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"and I want it stricken from the record."
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"-Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. - Look,"
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"you don't understand, okay?"
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"as much mine as it is hers, you know what I mean?"
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"Okay, I don't know what's going on here,"
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"but I don't have time for this."
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"destroying young people's lives,aren't you?"
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"Yeah. Doesn't surprise me it's reduced you to tears."
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"I'm cryingbecause my dog is lost, asshole."
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"What's your dog look like?"
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"Oh, shit."
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"-pretty well, didn't it? -Yeah, yeah. -Well, yeah."
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"-I can't believe how quick you gave up Poppins's puppies,"
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"Well, that's a lot of responsibility,"
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"-Charlie, right? -Yeah, that's true."
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"And plus, there's no doggypaternity test to actually prove"
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"that they were Poppy's puppies in the first place."
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"That's true, too."
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"if Poppins wants to stop by and say, "What's up?""
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"and, like, be a dad for while..."
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"-Exactly. -Or he won't."
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"Yeah, that's how I do. That's how I do."
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"from doing something horrible."
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