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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - A Woman's Right to Chop (S14E14)

"-Well, this is Keri Russell right here. -Beautiful."
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"-Look at her.Beautiful. Gorgeous.-Beautiful girl. Yeah, gorgeous."
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"-Yep. -Millions of adoring fans,"
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"hit television show, you know,and then she went and did this."
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"-Oh, God. -Yeah."
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"-Look at that. Oh, God. -What a mess."
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"-Shocking, isn't it? -Still pretty."
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"With this one tragic decision, Keri Russell a-alienated"
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"all of her fans, she got her show canceled,"
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"-and, man, she was never heard of ever again."
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"Yeah, now, does she still play women?"
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"Look, leave me alone, creep."
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"-Probably in a cape or something. -Well, no, no, hold on."
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"You're about to make a huge mistake, lady."
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"-You don't want to do this. Man.-Hey.-She got in."
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"-We let her go.-Well, Dee, we are educatingthe public is what we're doing."
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"-We're trying to help these women. -Oh, my God."
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"They're clearly bored and lonelyand-and-and needing"
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"Listen. Take this one for example."
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"You don't get a monkey cut like that"
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"unless you're broken inside."
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"I'm sorry. Are you talking to me?"
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"No, sweetie, I'm talking about you."
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"I support your choice to look like whatever kind of primate"
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"or simian species you choose, because it is your choice."
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"Go full baboon, girl. I support you."
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"the fact that men should have some say in what women do"
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"with their hair? I mean, for Christ's sakes,"
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"we're the ones that have to look at it all day!"
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"No, Dennis. I won't acknowledge that."
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"Don't do it, Dee. You're gonna,you're gonna look hideous."
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"a haircut like that, but I'm gonna do it anyway,"
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"because I can."
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"You do not do it. You go back to the bar."
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"I command you!"
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"Dee."
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"-Oh... -One monkey cut, please!"
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"CHARLIE: Yeah, so,"
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"what we'd like you to do is killthe dog puppies, if you could."
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": Hey.Don't-don't say "kill," though."
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"Uh, sorry, murder them, if possible?"
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"-Say, uh... Uh, no, say, uh... -Uh, sorry, my friend has a..."
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"-Yeah, so if you could terminatethe puppies' embryos?-Yeah."
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"-Yeah. You know what? Come on. Let me just-let me... -Uh-huh. Sorry."
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"-Hang on one second.My friend wants to talk to you.-Yeah. I'll do it."
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"Yes, hi. Yes, we-we need you to perform this dog abortion,"
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"and if you don't, my dog is gonna die."
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"And he-he-he's not gonna be able to survive the..."
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"Yes, I'm-I'm aware that a boy dog can't have puppies."
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"it's a little bit confusing because he used to be..."
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"And I don't... They hung up."
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"-That's the tenth one. -You know what?"
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"The problem is we-we can't get any doctors on the phone."
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"-I know. -You know? You're always talking to a secretary."
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"-I know, it's just... -Puts you on the phone with some other female secretary,"
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"because I can't... they get so high up in the register."
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"-Yeah."
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"She's gone too far! She has no idea"
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"of the ramifications of what her actions..."
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"CHARLIE: Whoa. Frankie."
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"-Take it easy, buddy. Your valve's getting all worked up."
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"-That's not good."
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"You-you got to get that valve down, man."
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"-Neutralize it out with the cat food. -Let me have it."
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"All right, walk me through what's happening here."
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"-It's Dee. -Yeah?"
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"Yeah, she's gonna do it. She's gonna cut her hair off."
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"Dennis... put me in charge..."
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"Ooh, Frankie, that valveis bad, man. That is backed up."
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"Okay. Let-Let's get you another beer"
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"and pop me another can of this cat food."
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"-It's working. -Yeah."
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"We got to settle that valve down, buddy."
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"Hey, Frank,"
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"you know anybody that'll do a dog abortion?"
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"Yeah, I got a guy."
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"You seriously want to buy me a car"
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"as long as I don't cut my hair?"
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"Yeah, and we should look at the convertibles."
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"those long, beautiful locks of yours."
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"-This is ridiculous. -No, it's not."
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"This has nothing to do with a haircut"
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"It's got everything to do with a haircut, Deandra."
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"Look at this."
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"FRANK: That's me when I was young."
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"I was like Samson."
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"I had hair down to my butt crack."
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"I looked like a Greek god."
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"You look like a bridge troll."
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"for a toupee company that said they would give good money"
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"But I shaved it all offto the nub. It never grew back."
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"And-and, plus, when I think about it,"
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"I get a... pain in my stomach"
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"and I... gastronomical."
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"-Oh, God. -And I burp."
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"That's not how hair works. Or gastrointestinal tracts."
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"FRANK: There it is."
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"There what is, Frank?"
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"FRANK: That's my old hair."
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"He-He's given it a good home."
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"He takes care of it."
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"Probably better than I would'vetaken care of it myself."
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"-Wha...? -I come by time to time"
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"to check it out, see how it's doing."
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"DEE: Oh, my God."
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"FRANK: Ah, here he comes."
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"Don't-don't say anything,"
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"because I don't want to make it feel bad."
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"-Hi. How you doing? -How you doing, Frankie?"
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"-Good to see you. -Very nice to see you."
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"I love this guy. He's bought, like, five cars off of me."
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"-You know?-I hope you're using that money"
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": S... Always with the shampoo jokes."
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"-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. -I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"with your cars and your threatsof male pattern"
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"I'm telling you!"
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"What was that all about?"
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"Just trying to save a life."
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"Oh. The wind's kicking up."
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"You better get inside. I don't like to see her struggle."
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