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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - A Woman's Right to Chop (S14E14)

"ANNOUNCER: FXX presents..."
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"CHARLIE: And where are they even coming from, dude?"
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"I thought it was gonna be good for business,"
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"-but this is hard to look at. -DEE: I don't even understand"
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"A hat? Are you talking about their hair?"
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"That's hair? Oh, my... I thought that was, like,"
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"My dog came back!"
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"Yeah, Mac, why don't you just"
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"put that poor thing out of its misery?"
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"-Women are never gonna get that.-They'll never get it."
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"Yep. We are hunter-gatherers, Dee."
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"-Yeah, 'cause that's nature. That's tradition. -That's bullshit."
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"-Mm. -DEE: What? No."
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"FRANK : Oh, God."
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"You remember the time he drank an entire pot of coffee?"
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"-I'll do it super long, huh? -Uh, you know what?"
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"Please don't."
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"Hey, look, if that doesn't makethis dog less sleepy,"
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"-nothing's gonna. -Well, to be clear,"
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"Unless it is a tumor,"
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"Oh, nah, I-I could never get underneath that hind leg"
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"-to check. -You don't want to try to get under Poppins."
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"-and he bit my thumbnail clean off. -He's a monster."
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"-A mother. -What?"
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"is that given Poppins' advanced age,"
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": I-I don't think I've ever seen a dog this old."
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"I thought you were all pro-lifeand everything."
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"I am, but this is different. This affects me."
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"Let's go. We'll go find a man."
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"-Oh. Oh... Hi! -Hi... G-Going the wrong way."
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"Check this out: um, uh, did you know"
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"that hair only grows about six inches"
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"-three, four years to grow backto its current length. Yeah.-Yeah, if it ever grows back."
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"Yeah, but Keri Russell works all the time."
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"-What is this? What are you guys doing? -One got away."
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"Will you please leave these poor women alone?"
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"to do something extreme in orderto make themselves feel special."
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"I'm using you as an example."
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"Okay? You know what?"
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"No. Dee, Dee, you're not being rational."
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"You have no say. In fact, you know what?"
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"-I'm gonna get the haircut."
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"I know I will. I don't havethe face or the body to support"
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"Because I choose to, and there'snothing you can do about it."
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"-You don't do it. -Excuse me."
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"You're not being serious enough."
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"FRANK: Oh, God."
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"-"...terminate the embryos." -To terminate..."
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"-What's with this? I... -I... Yes. Look,"
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"-He had a sex change.-We see past gender at our bar."
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"-and it's like...-And honestly, I tune them out,"
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"Hey, your valve's acting up... You know what?"
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"Here, here-- eat some cat food."
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"-Come on, settle down."
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"-You got to calm that down, all right? -Okay..."
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"of making sure she doesn't go through with this madness."
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"-You-you drinking enough beer, bud? -No."
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"-or something. -Let me have a brew,"
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"Yeah. There you go. Take a look."
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"I want the wind blowing through"
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"I-I needed the money and I read an ad..."
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"for real hair, so I bought in."
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"I want to show you something else."
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"What?"
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"-Hey, how are you? -Hey, here's my guy."
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"for high-end shampoos and conditioners."
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"Uh, so, anyway,you here to buy something today?"
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"I-I... you're not buying me a car, Frank."
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"You can't control me"
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"baldness."
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"I had four beers on the way here, I'll have you know."
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"I'm getting the haircut. I'm getting it."
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"Don't do it, Deandra. You'll regret it!"
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"You sure this is the place?"
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"on a doctor that Frank's hooking us up with."
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"Bitch, you don't think I'm a doctor?"
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"Oh, snap. Okay. Right."
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"but I ain't never taken no babies out the dog."
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"-I groom dogs. I fight dogs. -Nice."
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"Yeah, I'm starting to think this is a mistake, man."
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"-But... -Yeah, I-I don't know."
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"I mean, we got to save Poppins."
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"Wait a second. Charlie..."
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"I think this is the real Poppins!"
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"That dog has a very solid eye. It was very mysterious why..."
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"-Yeah. -MAC: He came back"
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"-to take care of his family."
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"Yeah, he's a survivor. He's gonna"
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"-Bye, buddy. -Bye, Poppins!"
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"All right. See you in a few years."
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"-Mm-hmm."
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"All right. What are we gonna do"
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"Yes. I'm sorry, the..."
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"but this time, I wasn't..."
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"You know what I mean? So, I, uh, was..."
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"Yes, I'm gonna stick to that plan, so... Sorry."
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"-Right on. -And I can"
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"-Good. -Yeah."
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"With the, with the, the tears and the..."
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"Can we start over? Uh..."
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"I-I... Because I don't want a-a-a haircut from a butcher."
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"-Are you insane? -No."
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"but I can save one person, all right?"
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"Fr-From a genetic standpoint, I mean, her hair is just"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, you're very busy"
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"though, you know? You didn't even think about keeping 'em."
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"But, guys, seriously, we got to stay vigilant, okay?"
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"I mean, yes, we were able to stop Dee"
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"But, you know, we can't restuntil every single woman is free"
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"-Dee, what have you done?! -Yeah. Yeah."
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"-Goddamn it! -Oh."
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"But then I went into the salon,and the woman refused to see me."
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"I've-I've forced my sister into a back-alley chop."
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"from doing whatever the hellthey want with their own bodies."
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"And if we can't stop them from making stupid"
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"to go to bestupid and selfish."
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"Yeah, I guess I don't really care that much, either."
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"it just... it's annoying, but I don't care."
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"Well, uh, you know, that's, like, a guy thing."
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"Now, Dee, just rememberthat one day you may get a call"
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