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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Snip (S04E04)

"And then-Then Lily, she came along, and-"
Modern Family (2009)
"That's the best job in the whole wide world."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know? And now she doesn't need me as much."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, come on. Come on. We're gonna find you something else, all right?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. And it doesn't have to be Longinus."
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"Or this. Yeah."
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"We'll just-You know, I do like these shirts."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Mulling. Okay."
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"If I'm gonna mull, I could really use some chocolate."
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"Well, since your diet, we don't keep it around the house."
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"Side pocket. Yeah? Oh."
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"Remind me to replace these. Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh! Hey, Jay! How you doing?"
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"Running? I'm not running. You're running."
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"Look, I'm not up for another round with this. Just get in the damn car!"
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"- I'm not having a great day. - You're not having a great day?"
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"Are you about to get spayed like a common schnauzer?"
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"- No, I'm afraid it's gonna hurt. - That's what this is about?"
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"Wait. People think that, that you're less of a man?"
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"That never even occurred to me."
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"Look, nobody's gonna think less of you."
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"And it hardly even hurts."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm unusually sensitive down there."
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"I can't go in certain Jacuzzis."
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"I'm gonna be with ya the entire way."
Modern Family (2009)
"Plus it's the fear of pain that's always more than the actual experience."
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"Look."
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"You remember before, when I told you I was wanting to know the-"
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"the sex of the baby- for practical matters?"
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"Well, that wasn't true."
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"I'm kind of afraid of having a girl."
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"Give me a break. That's not a thing."
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"You'd just rather have a boy."
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"Everyone would rather have a boy."
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"No. I'm actually scared. I get boys."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's girls- They're-They're complicated."
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"Half of Claire's childhood, I did everything I could to try to turn her into a boy."
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"Well, whatever your issues were, you and Claire are good now."
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"But I may not get that kind of time with this new one, and I can't screw it up."
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"I don't think I'm sensitive enough to raise a girl."
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"Jay, you're being sensitive right now."
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"I mean, I was pretty hysterical, and you calmed me down."
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"I-I-I don't think you're the guy you used to be."
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"So you're saying that if I can deal with you, then I can handle..."
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"any other little girl?"
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"I think I'd put it a-a little differently."
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"No, but I-I think that's right."
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"Thanks."
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"Are we gonna do this?"
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"I built it up in my head, didn't I? Totally."
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"And I can still achieve a full and satisfying-"
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"You know what? We had a nice little moment here. We don't have many of those."
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"I think I'm gonna commemorate it."
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"Okay. All right?"
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"There you go."
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"No, no. Arms down. Better, arms down."
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"There you go."
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"Perfect. Can I get a copy?"
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"- Oh, there'll be a lot of copies. - Oh, great."
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"You were kind of hard on that cinnamon bun guy."
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"Did you hear what he said to me?"
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""Congratulations"?"
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"He thinks I'm pregnant!"
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"That is an insult when the person doesn't look it."
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"You need to hear this."
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"You are pregnant, and you look it."
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"I hope that this new one has some good manners."
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"I know this whole thing is a little scary for you."
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"But this time, you have two partners."
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"And so are you."
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"Especially with a little bit of sugar in your face. Let me see."
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"Mmm!"
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"¡Ay! What happened?"
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"Oh! Where is it?"
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"¡Ay, no!"
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"You're running out of arms, Mom! A maternity store's right over there."
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"It's you. I thought it was the guy coming to shave me."
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"Oh, good. They haven't started."
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"He had a little piece of bloody toilet paper on his neck."
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"It was disconcerting. Hmm."
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"Are you okay? Mm-hmm."
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"but it-it had an interesting ending."
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"And this tortoise was 200 years old."
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"I'm sorry. I'm boring you with my trip."
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"No, not at all. You hot-air ballooned over an active volcano."
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"Three weeks ago I made every green light on Jefferson."
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"Mom shaved Skylar's head? That's hilarious!"
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"It's not gonna be so fun the next time she bothers to show up for school."
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"What do you care? You know you don't even like her."
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"I don't. Skylar's awful."
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"Mom actually did me a huge favor."
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"Oh, my God. Do not tell her that."
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"She will never shut up."
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"I know. Remember when you admitted that you didn't hate..."
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"that James Taylor concert she dragged you to?"
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"She was unbearable! "I told you!""
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""He's got the voice of an angel!""
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"She's such a nerd."
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"I kind of miss her though."
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"You know, honey, I don't want to do this..."
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"unless you are really ready."
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"I don't know if I am. Me either."
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"You wanna wait?"
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"Five more years?"
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"I've always seen life like a series of doors."
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"Sometimes you get to choose the door you go through."
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"But you still gotta walk through."
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"So you can either go kicking and screaming..."
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"And since I don't get to choose the door I'm about to go through,"
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"I just pray it's a healthy, happy kid."
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"And a boy."
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"Honey, look what Manny just sent me."
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"Hang on one sec. Okay."
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"Is that the funniest thing ever? Oh, yeah!"
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"Oh. Oh, my gosh. Mitchell, come here. You have to see what Claire sent us."
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"- Okay. - Is that hilarious?"
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"That's great! Oh, Phil!"
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"Ay, this is embarrassing."
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"I don't know how comfortable I am with this guy teaching our kid."
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