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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Snip (S04E04)

"They fired the music teacher. Mr. Hideo Namagachi?"
Modern Family (2009)
"That you say perfectly. Manny, don't worry. He'll find another job."
Modern Family (2009)
"But what about me? I've been buttering up Mr. Namagachi for years."
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"He was gonna give me the lead in the school musical, Oliver!"
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"Ol-i-ver!"
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"Manny-"
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"You are a very talented boy."
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"You're gonna find plenty of music teachers to put butter on."
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"But what if I can't? I don't want to spend..."
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"my last year of middle school in the chorus."
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"Maybe I can help."
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"Maybe when they pick the new music teacher,"
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"I go and I flirt a little bit with him, you know."
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"Hey, Mom, since we're just talking here-About your shirt, I-"
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"What about my shirt?"
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"some pizza on the ice cream on it."
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"It's natural to want to know the sex."
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"And there's practical matters. How do you paint the nursery?"
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"Gloria should-Phil, would you please knock that off? What?"
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"What's the matter? Are you nervous? I'm not nervous."
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"May-Maybe you're the one who's nervous. You ever think about that?"
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"Okay. Okay. Nervous."
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"Okay."
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"Because if you've had a change of heart-I haven't had a change of heart."
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"Maybe you've had a change of heart, but I'm totally pumped. Pump, pump, pumped."
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"Pump up the jam in my pumped-up... kicks."
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"Pumpty Dumpty. Pumpelstiltskin."
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"Because they do this kind of thing all the time, and in about an hour,"
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"Mr. Dunphy, can you please come to the desk?"
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"What's the plan, Phil? Just sit here. Just gonna sit-"
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"I'm gonna sit a bit. Sitting pretty."
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"Is there a Phil Dunphy here?"
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"I'm his father-in-law. He's gonna need a moment."
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"Is there anything I could fill out for him?"
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"Not unless you want the vasectomy."
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"- Where were you six months ago? - Barbados."
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"Now I really need to speak with the patient. Got it. Phil, get over here."
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"Phil."
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"He just ran ou-"
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"You know what could do wonders for your business here?"
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"A recovery room."
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"Oh."
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"Okay, wait, wait."
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"I'm not sure about this. Don't be a baby."
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"It's gonna look cool. Just hold still."
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"Oh!"
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"I am changing my shirt. Why aren't you at school?"
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"- Ms. Dunphy, we just- - Oh, no. You don't get to talk, Morticia."
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"Okay, we cut last period-big deal-because we're shaving the backs of our necks,"
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"which is totally a style."
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"But of course, now you're going to freak out,"
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"like you always do about every little thi-"
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"Let's do it. What?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. Let's shave up some heads. Come on. Who's first?"
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"- Okay. Okay, Mom? We don't need you to do that. - Are you afraid?"
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"I'm not afraid! Then let's do this."
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"It's shaving time. Shavy gravy. Shaved by the bell."
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"Why are you talking like Dad? Hair up, girls!"
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"Let's see some napes. Come on. Let's-"
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"Oh, God. No!"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What did you do?"
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"What did you do? I have my sister's wedding on Saturday!"
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"I'm so sorry. Uh, Skylar, wait!"
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"I could-I could even that up for you."
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"Stay away from me, both of you!"
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"Ugh! You ruined my life!"
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"Skylar!"
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"Oh."
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"Cam."
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"Cameron! Oh! You're gonna have to talk to me at some point!"
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"Oh, well, let me put that on my list of things to do, right after "Get a job.""
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"Would you stop running away?"
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"Nope. C-Cam! Come on!"
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"You know, I can barely catch up with you..."
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"now that you lost all that weight."
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"You know what? I am sleeping better, and I do have more energy-"
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"Oh, you know what? You're good. You're very good."
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"Cam! The only reason I tried to get you that job..."
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"is because you've been seeming a little... unfulfilled."
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"What, and you thought you'd fix me by turning me into some common shopgirl?"
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"You're not going anywhere. We have a daughter."
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"It's not for me. It's for you."
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"Cam, I'm not go- Okay, well, that's packed."
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"And if you're going someplace cool, I have a winter one packed as well."
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"I'm not going anywhere!"
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"- I should be able to talk to you about these things. - Oh, what things?"
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"How empty my life is?"
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"You know, you have no idea what I do around this house every day."
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"I shop for food. I pay the bills. I maintain the house."
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"- I grocery shop. - Same as shopping for food."
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"And still I have enough time to work on my master project."
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"And you never asked me what my master project is."
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"Because you told me not to ask!"
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"Fine, since you won't let it go."
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"Does this look like the work of an unfulfilled slacker?"
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"- A mermaid costume? - Hand-sewn from my own design."
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"Have you ever stitched Lycra?"
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"It's like sewing water, Mitchell."
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"It looks a little small for Lily."
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"It's for the cat."
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"It's a mermaid costume for the cat."
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"My master project-"
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"is a mermaid costume..."
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"for a cat!"
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"Okay. Hey, don't cry, okay?"
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"No, no. It's-It's nice. It's a-It's a very nice cat costume."
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"Oh, stop it. This is eight weeks of my life!"
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"My-My stupid, empty, creepy,"
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"useless, cat-dressing life."
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"Okay, look. Let me get you a tissue, all right?"
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"Here."
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"I know how you are with your allergies."
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"Cam. You know I don't think you're lazy."
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"I know. That's just stupid Dad stuff."
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"I didn't like working on the farm, and he just took it as me being lazy."
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"The truth is-is... I am unfulfilled,"
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"and I do need to find something."
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"Well, you just-You seem happier when you have a challenge."
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"You know? I know, I know."
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"You know, I love teaching music to kids."
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