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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Snip (S04E04)

"Um, I think I'm supposed to have ice cream."
Modern Family (2009)
"Did you know that Chrissy is eight years older than me?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh! This family needs a dumb-ass-ectomy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Five more years. No, I wasn't!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What Propecia? - Your Pro-"
Modern Family (2009)
"So don't you dare ask what it is."
Modern Family (2009)
"I never saw it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Cam, would you mind, uh, stopping by Longinus's boutique..."
Modern Family (2009)
"You didn't send the little green jacket?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I have post-post office traumatic stress disorder."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm so sorry, honey. I made other arrangements,"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm telling you, it is so hard to find someone..."
Modern Family (2009)
"You usually love when I pull you out of school to play hockey."
Modern Family (2009)
"It is not all over."
Modern Family (2009)
"Nothing. I just noticed you got some, uh-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Ay. A little pizza. Mmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"you're gonna be wanting to ride a horse."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mom, what are you doing here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's not for Lily."
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"Oh."
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"Oh! You packed me tissues."
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil, you gotta stop running from things because-"
Modern Family (2009)
"They don't spay you. They fix you. You're a man!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I just want to stay one!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil, what's scaring you here? That people are gonna think less of you as a man?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Of course I'm afraid of stuff. Like what?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Promise me it's not gonna hurt that much?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Tiny little pinch."
Modern Family (2009)
"So sit up straight."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Relax."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mom, wait."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mom, stop!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Last time you were pregnant, you kinda did it alone 'cause Dad wasn't around much."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's sweet."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ah!"
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"What was that? I don't know, but let's go."
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"Oh!"
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"Yeah. I had a pretty crazy day,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Couldn't stop talking about it."
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"- You e-mailed me. - Oh, God."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am ready."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sometimes you don't get that choice."
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"or walk through with your head held high."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, wait. One second."
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"What's with all the yogurt?"
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"Shh! Durkas has been breaking into my locker."
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"Mmm. But I've got a little revenge planned."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sorry. I just remembered I don't really care."
Modern Family (2009)
"Where's Mom? Oh, my God. What is that outfit?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't you have a fraternity to pass out in?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Is there anything else you need for your procedure?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hmm. Actually, I don't-"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sorry. Is it a vasecto-you or a vasectomy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You can have ice cream. Thanks."
Modern Family (2009)
"Today- Snip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We-We've been talking about doing this for a while."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, ever since Dad and Gloria..."
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"had their little accident, we don't need any surprises."
Modern Family (2009)
"Also, though, it will allow for a little more freestylin' in the boudoir,"
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"if we're not having to worry about adding more critters."
Modern Family (2009)
"More importantly, it is an essential part..."
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"of our five-year plan."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, the five-year plan. Talk about the-the Rosses."
Modern Family (2009)
"The Rosses-Okay. The Rosses are this couple..."
Modern Family (2009)
"we have known forever, and..."
Modern Family (2009)
"they were never able to have kids,"
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"so we always felt a little-Jealous of 'em."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. I mean, we love our kids,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but John and Chrissy can travel."
Modern Family (2009)
"They're always tan."
Modern Family (2009)
"I would have said eight years younger."
Modern Family (2009)
"There's just this spark in her that-"
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"Well, look who I'm talking to. You used to have it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow. It's like you don't hear-The point is,"
Modern Family (2009)
"as long as we don't have another baby,"
Modern Family (2009)
"that life is ours in five years,"
Modern Family (2009)
"when Luke goes off to college-"
Modern Family (2009)
"It will actually be a pleasure walking..."
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"into the doctor's office today-"
Modern Family (2009)
"There you are. Mom-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hang on a second. What is this?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Is this because of your new friend Skylar?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, she's just trying to change her image."
Modern Family (2009)
"Nice work, by the way. You went from dork to Count Dorkula."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can we talk about my clothes? You were supposed to send them."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll be with you in a second. Hang on. I don't like this Skylar."
Modern Family (2009)
"You don't need to change who you are to fit in with the cool kids."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, of course she does."
Modern Family (2009)
"She just is so uncool, she doesn't know who the cool kids are."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't you have a class to fail?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't you have a raven to train?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Listen, I have repeated outfits twice this week."
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's a disaster. - And I will deal with it tomorrow."
Modern Family (2009)
"But today I'm taking your father to the doctor."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's having an ass-ectomy. What?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I hear things. - You're getting your tonsils out?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Shut up! I'm tired of you thinking you're so-"
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"Did Mom and Dad ever tell you you were adopted?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, so after school, you're going to your friend Ashley's to swim,"
Modern Family (2009)
"so I'm gonna need you to go get your swimsuit,"
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"your swim goggles and your sunscreen, okay?"
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"And change into a dress that's not covered in cat fur."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, that cat is really losing its hair."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe we should slip it one of your Propecia, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Is that not something that we're-"
Modern Family (2009)
"So, what you got going on today?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh! Busy. Busy, busy, busy."
Modern Family (2009)
"I might buy some light bulbs and then, if time permits,"
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"Top secret. Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"I won't."
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"Since Lily started kindergarten,"
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"Cam's had a lot of free time."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now, I-I'd like to suggest he go back to work, but..."
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"historically, uh, that has proved to be..."
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"a sensitive topic."
Modern Family (2009)
"We sent those adoption papers to Vietnam last summer."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, thank you very much,"
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