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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Minor Crimes (S04E04)

"I'm just gonna say it."
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"and I don't. I don't get it."
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"No. No."
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"Let's just say it involved her nose and cocaine."
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"by coming out of the district manager."
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"I mean, I guess I would be better than Blaine."
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"- Yeah. - Hey Amy, guess what?"
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"and I'll just work my way up."
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"We can make a bomb."
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"to domestic terrorism is the wrong direction."
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"Gary Oldman!"
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"Oh, right."
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"Well, I mean, am I?"
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"I don't know."
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"I would just really hate for corporate to ever find out,"
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"No. No."
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"God, no. No. Sorry."
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"If you don't give me the job, I will call corporate"
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"Really? That's the picture you chose?"
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"I couldn't find any other photos of you"
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"but with all the hair and makeup,"
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"it looked like you were trying to be a supermodel."
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"I think it looks good,"
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"wait, what's he..."
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"Attention Cloud 9 shoppers and employees."
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"I, uh... I just wanted to take this moment"
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"to, uh..."
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"This is my last day as manager here."
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"I am stepping down to spend more time with my family."
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"who only demoted himself to floor worker."
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"He's been doing the same speech every hour."
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"He wants to cover as many customers as possible."
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"I've heard it five times."
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"My second family."
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"you've also been helping me find myself."
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"And guys, I say this a lot,"
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"but we really need to wet down those raccoon droppings"
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"why those roundworm eggs go airborne."
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"sucking up to this guy. Right?"
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"- Yeah. - So now"
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"that you're becoming a floor worker,"
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"what do we call you?"
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"Glenn's fine."
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"- Glenn? - Mm-hmm."
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"Feels weird."
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"Though I will outrank Glenn,"
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"who will be right below Marcus and just above Jonah."
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"that keeps you a notch above Jonah."
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"I mean, I doubt it."
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"Oh, I'm sure she doesn't hate you."
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"Okay, chowder's headed down south."
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"- Oh, my God! - Eww!"
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"- Oh, God! I hate this! - Excuse me."
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"One second. It's almost done."
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"Oh, hey. Hi, Laurie."
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"Sorry, we were just watching HotNuts."
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"What's HotNuts?"
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"Hmm, sounds brilliant."
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"So why don't you go do that now, okay?"
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"Man, I really wanted to show you"
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"the Thanksgiving one he did."
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"It's really nice."
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"Gosh, you know, everything in here has a story,"
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"like this hole punch."
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"Okay, it's only supposed to be able to do 18 pages,"
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"but one day, I got it to do 25."
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"I went straight home"
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"Well, that's a story I'll remember."
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"Oh yeah. You like it?"
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"You should have it."
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"Oh, uh, no, I... I..."
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"Oh no, come on, please. You love it. Take it."
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"can I get this bag full of cash?"
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"- Whoa! - Oh, that's my rainy day fund."
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"Corporate sets aside a certain amount of the budget"
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"for miscellaneous maintenance,"
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"I just take out in cash and set it aside."
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"You know, just in case."
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"But they think you spent this on maintenance."
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"So just leave it there for the next manager."
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"you spent money you didn't spend."
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"took the money and kept it in a bag"
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"hidden in your office."
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"- Yeah. - Isn't that embezzlement?"
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"No, embezzlement is when you put jewels"
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"on your jacket."
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"I think you mean bedazzling."
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"Which is also a crime."
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"#DMLife, right?"
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"from when you ran me over with the golf cart."
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"Yup, yeah."
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"Um, well, anyway, since Glenn is stepping down,"
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"You want to be manager?"
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"Yeah, um, well, I've been here for 15 years,"
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"and I did really well in the Cloud 9 Academy."
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"You did the one day, uh, training session"
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"near the airport?"
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"has to do with anything."
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"I'm sorry. I would really love"
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"another candidate in mind, so..."
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"- Oh. Okay. Great. - Yeah."
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"Well, um, if that guy falls through"
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"I... I would love to throw my hat in the ring."
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"Shwoop!"
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"Hey guys, you won't be hearing from me"
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"for the next five hours,"
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"but don't worry, I haven't been kidnapped."
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"I just can't use my phone."
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"I probably have been kidnapped, and it was probably my uncle."
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"He's really nice, but just statistically..."
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"Oh, shoot. I forgot my phone."
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"Glenn, it's... it's going to be okay."
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"Just... just breathe and drink your juice."
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"Well, not at the same time, obviously."
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"Maybe they won't even realize it's gone."
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"They do an audit every time there's a management change"
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"at the store. I think they're going to notice"
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"$27,000 missing."
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"You can't just return it?"
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"No, 'cause I already told them that I spent it."
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