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Clips from Arrested Development (2003) - Courting Disasters (S05E05)

"-Figured you'd be up here. -Yeah."
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"Well, that's... father-son psychic connection."
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"The drop stairs were down, and you were yelling, "Where is it?""
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"-Sure. -[Michael] Trying to find old law books."
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"Lottie Dottie Da did say that Dusty would give the guilty guys"
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"I think she was being sarcastic, but I am free now,"
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"so I'm gonna try to help out in court, which is why I'm trying to find..."
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"[chuckles] Actually, I thought I'd find my maritime law diploma."
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"You know, as proof that I passed what they call the "wet bar." [chuckles]"
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"I mean, is this something maritime law even applies to here?"
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"It should. He dumped her in the ocean."
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"-True. -[both] Allegedly."
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"-Obviously allegedly. -[George Michael] I'm worried this is"
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"part of that thing that you always do."
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"-You have to be the hero. -Oh, well. I do not get in the middle."
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"You dated my girlfriend. You moved into my dorm room."
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"You make it sound like I'm always in your business."
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"-You bought my business. -[Michael] Well..."
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"Which has been a huge headache."
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"These are great points."
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"But what you don't know is there's a reason I had to announce that."
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"I know about the foot."
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"It's why I had to fire you, because by trying"
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"to fix things, you just end up putting yourself"
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"'Cause if you think the Chinese are mad now,"
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"wait until they find out that Fakeblock is not even..."
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"perfect yet."
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"So I hear."
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"I cannot even get past the logo, so you're close."
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"But I get it. You need time and money,"
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"and I know I was against this originally,"
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"No, I would never do that."
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"Thank God. [laughs]"
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"Because she's just using you for the software. [laughs]"
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"But I'm not getting in the middle. I'm just agreeing with you."
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"Don't even need to know your reasons."
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"[clicks tongue] But why? Just out of curiosity."
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"Why can't you sell Fakeblock to Rebel?"
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"And just-- just consider it a-- a question from an outsider."
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"You're not just trying to please me by saying this?"
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"[George Michael] And I wish I could give her the software"
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"to get her back, but..."
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"it's-- it's fake."
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"She's not over me?"
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"No, Fakeblock. [sighs] It's fake."
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"There is no privacy software. I made the whole thing up."
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"Made it up? You told me a lie because you..."
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"I lied to you because you seemed so proud of me, and then..."
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"and then you bought the company,"
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"and I had to fire you so you wouldn't get in trouble,"
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"and now the whole family is in trouble, and I have no idea how to solve it."
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"Are you mad?"
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"Uh, no."
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"Uh-uh. I'm not... I'm not mad. I, uh... I get it."
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"Um, I-- I do wish that I had not removed all of my privacy software"
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"and replaced it with Fakeblock, but on the other hand,"
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"it does explain why Pemender from Kuala Lumpur"
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"keeps signing into my LinkedIn."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"The Chinese are gonna kill us."
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"[Ron] And back at the trial, without Tobias,"
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"But Lottie had found one."
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"I call to the witness stand Gene Parmesan."
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"[man] Gene Parmesan."
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"Gene Parmesan?"
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"Doesn't seem like he's here."
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"That's impossible. He's a private detective."
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"He'd never be late."
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"[Gene] And I swear to tell the truth,"
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"-so help me God. -That never gets old!"
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"I'll tell you something else that never gets old. Whoops."
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"-I'm under oath. -[laughter]"
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"-On the night of Cinco de Cuatro... -[Gene] Yeah."
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"-Isn't that correct? -[Gene] Definitely undercover."
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"I don't need two jobs. [chuckles]"
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"'Cause everything's going really good."
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"You know, mostly Kool-Aid."
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"-So it's similar to juice, then? -[Gene] It is."
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"[Ron] Lucille was concerned."
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"The DA appeared to have done her homework on Buster"
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"and his lack of restraint under the influence of sugary juice."
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"-she'd once admired. -[Lottie] Your witness."
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"[Ron] But Lottie stopped short of making that point."
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"Do you want me to take it easy on him?"
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"Or give it to him hard? I know he's a friend of yours."
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"after all the times I faked being surprised by him?"
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"[Ron] So Dusty went after the witness's credibility."
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"Mr. Parmesan, you say you're a master of disguises."
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"How many looks are you capable of creating?"
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"[Stanley] You asking me?"
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"I'm the judge."
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"-[shrieks] -You say you had an undercover job,"
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"which means you must have left the donkey punch stand."
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"Isn't that correct?"
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"-Yes, it is. - So you can't dispute my client's claim"
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"that he was dressed as the rock monster"
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"out on that floating barge when the murder took place."
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"Allegedly. [clears throat] Allegedly took place."
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"that Buster didn't change into the rock suit..."
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"as we've claimed?"
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"Buster did end up at the donkey punch stand..."
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"It's punch, like the juice!"
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"Oh, I need some juice."
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"when he saw an old rival..."
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"That's me."
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"[Ron] But while Gene may have undermined"
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"[Ron] ...back at the office, George Michael was worried"
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"-about his dire situation... -Tickle, tickle."
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"-[George Michael] Uncle Tobias, hi. -Come on."
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"Hey, what are you guys doing here?"
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"Well, our stay at the Spotted Palm"
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"came to a rather abrupt end when "Bev" here..."
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"decided to look at her cellular telephone without holding it at arm's length"
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"and putting on her readers first."
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"-She blew our cover. -[Murphybrown] Sorry, I keep forgetting"
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"that acting is my passion."
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"[DeBrie] It really ruined"
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"Annette's funeral,"
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"Maeby killed Annette?"
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"Where did we land with that?"
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