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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Danny Kaye (S03E03)

"Clive, I've got a job for you."
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"Great, but I have to change."
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"- All right. - Step right this way."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, for tonight's big finale,"
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"The Muppet Show proudly presents Clive Cahuenga,"
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"singing to the music of Mozart,"
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"the Municipal Vermin Abatement Code."
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"♪ Section one, rats ♪"
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"♪ Subheading, infestation ♪"
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"♪ Rodent populations in an urban area ♪"
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"Where were we, where?"
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"Why don't we do a song we did"
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"in the movie called Hans Christian Andersen?"
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"It's called Inchworm."
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"- Oh, Inchworm. We know that song. - You do?"
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"- Oh, sure. - We could all sing it."
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"- Of course. - Anybody here sing close harmony?"
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"♪ Two and two are four ♪"
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"♪ Four and four are eight ♪"
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"That's pretty."
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"- ♪ Eight and eight are 16 ♪ - Ah. Very nice."
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"- ♪ Sixteen and 16 are 32 ♪ - Very good."
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"- ♪ Two and two are four ♪ - ♪ Inchworm, inchworm ♪"
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"- ♪ Four and four are eight ♪ - ♪ Measuring the marigolds ♪"
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"- ♪ Eight and eight are 16 ♪ - ♪ You and your arithmetic ♪"
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"- ♪ Sixteen and 16 are 32 ♪ - ♪ You'll probably go far ♪"
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"- ♪ Four and four are eight ♪ - ♪ Measuring the marigolds ♪"
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"♪ Eight and eight are 16 ♪"
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"♪ Seems to me you'd stop and see ♪"
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"- ♪ Sixteen and 16 are 32 ♪ - ♪ How beautiful they are ♪"
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"Come on, up on my hand."
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"Up, up, up, up, up."
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"Pick your head up and look around."
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"Way up. Oh, look, isn't that pretty?"
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"♪ Inchworm, inchworm ♪"
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"♪ Measuring the marigolds ♪"
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"♪ You and your arithmetic ♪"
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"♪ You'll probably go far ♪"
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"- ♪ Two and two are four ♪ - ♪ Inchworm, inchworm ♪"
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"- ♪ Eight and eight are 16 ♪ - ♪ Seems to me you'd stop and see ♪"
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"- ♪ Sixteen and 16 are 32 ♪ - ♪ How beautiful they are ♪"
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"♪ Two and two are four ♪"
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"♪ Four and four are eight ♪"
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"- ♪ Eight and eight are 16 ♪ - ♪ Seems to me you'd stop and see ♪"
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"- ♪ Sixteen and 16 are 32 ♪ - ♪ How beautiful they are ♪"
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"♪ How beautiful ♪"
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"I've got to feed the parking meter."
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"I'll be back in just a few minutes."
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"Well, I wonder if that Kaye has done his act yet."
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"Thank goodness we're not there to know."
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"Imagine, a tuned clam player."
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"Mm. I hate that Manny Kaye."
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"Manny Kaye?"
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"You're one of our favorites."
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"Better than a tuned clam player?"
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"[laughing]"
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"Of course. Now I wish we'd seen the show."
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"[Scooter] On stage for the closing, Mr. Kaye."
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"I'll be right with you. Don't be late."
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"We've done it again, folks."
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"because our guest star has been the one and only,"
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"Mr. Danny Kaye. Yeah!"
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"- What? - Come on in, fellas."
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"There we go."
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"Are you kidding? They're part of the family."
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"Be with us next time when our guest will be"
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"- Just say good night. - Ahhh! A clam player!"
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"We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!"
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"- It was great to have you. - Oh, thank you."
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"There was something thrilling about being in the show."
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"Yep. Not having to watch it."
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"[laughing]"
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"♪ And love will fill the stars ♪"
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"♪ Let the sun shine ♪"
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"♪ The happiness I seek ♪"
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"♪ I could die right here but I'm jogging ♪"
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"You're bringing a live turkey here?"
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"♪ Seems to me you'd stop and see ♪"
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"- Why, it's Danny Kaye. - Sure."
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"It's been particularly sad to come to the end,"
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"Well, I tell you, it's almost as bad out here as it is inside."
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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