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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Danny Kaye (S03E03)

"♪ Tones you up and leaves you fit ♪"
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"♪ Though it makes you puff and pant a bit ♪"
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"♪ Jogging ♪"
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"♪ Try to pass the time of day ♪"
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"♪ I can't stop Who wants to, anyway?"
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"[groaning]"
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"♪ Goodbye, those bulges up front and where I sit ♪"
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"[panting]"
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"♪ And I'm wanting to quit But I'm jogging ♪"
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"♪ Feeling great Feel that blood circulate ♪"
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"[wheezing]"
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"♪ Fit as a flea Happy to be jogging ♪"
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"I'm really enjoying it."
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"- [growling and snarling] - Hey! Get off of me!"
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"Call off your dog, will you?"
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"I'm trying to get in shape."
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"You keep... ahh!"
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"Excuse me. Sorry."
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"[panting]"
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"One, two, three, four in my track suit."
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"One, two, three, four and galoshes."
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"♪ Hello, a pair of eyeballs sparkling and clear ♪"
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"♪ Healthy days are near ♪"
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"♪ Doing fine, sniffing the air just like wine ♪"
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"[coughing]"
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"♪ Pardon the cough Gotta be off jogging ♪"
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"♪ It makes you healthy, jogging ♪"
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"♪ So they tell me ♪"
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"[panting] I must be crazy."
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"Hey, taxi!"
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"I'm OK."
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"OK. Now, then,"
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"Most of you probably didn't know that the Swedish chef"
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"had an uncle. Neither did we"
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"until he just showed up."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the Swedish chef and his uncle."
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"Oh, oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our evening today."
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"We have this evening"
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"an international cooking festival"
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"und we will prepare something"
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"which my nephew, the Swedish chef,"
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"will talk to you in just one minute."
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"Yeah. Yeah, that's his name."
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"But we call him Tom."
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"- [both laughing] - That's very good."
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"All right, now you understand, of course, Tom..."
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"You understand what we are doing tonight."
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"We are taking an international dish."
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"We will take a Swiss turkey,"
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"we stuff him with Chinese ingredients,"
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"and make a Yugoslavian chicken out of him."
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"No, no, no. No Yugoslavian."
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"- Swedish. - I know you are Swedish."
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"We are just only talking about the turkey, which we..."
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"- Me not turkey. - I know you're not a turkey!"
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"We are trying to make an international dish, you understand this?"
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"Uh... no."
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"Oh. In that case... [speaking mock Swedish]"
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"Oh, yah, yah."
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"- We need a turkey now. - The turkey."
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"- I get the turkey. - We will have a turkey."
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"Go and get the turkey."
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"What, are you crazy?"
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"How can you... with a live turkey..."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"It's a nice turkey but we can't do it."
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"First we have to pluck the feathers."
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"After we pluck all the feathers, then we"
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"have to take out from him the gizzards."
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"[turkey gobbling]"
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"After we take the live turkey we will do something with him."
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"We will open up the turkey"
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"and we will stuff him with chop suey."
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"Oh, yeah, chop turkey."
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"- [laughing] - [gobbling]"
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"There goes turkey bird."
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"[loud shot]"
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"Let me have this here."
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"I will shoot the blunderfuss. One, two, and a boom."
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"- There we are. - Oh."
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"Already prepared to put in your freezer."
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"OK, well, now, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"will hurl themselves from a height of 200 feet"
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"into a water-filled bucket."
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"- Ready? - [man] Yeah, we're ready."
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"The Flying Zucchinis!"
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"Hey, who left my bucket on the floor?"
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"- Don't move that bucket. - [crashing]"
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"Beauregard!"
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"Beauregard!"
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"[crashing]"
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"Wow. Look, there's a bag"
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"full of fruits and vegetables up here."
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"Hmm. Perchance Statler and Waldorf"
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"were thinking of throwing a party."
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"This much fruit won't go very far."
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"They only wanted to throw it as far as the stage."
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"- [both laughing] - For sure."
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"Hey, Kermit, how are you?"
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"- Danny, I'm fine, thank you. - You're fine, thank you?"
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"Are you making fun of the way I talk?"
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"- No, no, I love the way you talk. - Oh, OK."
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"I love the way you talk so much that I begin to talk like you."
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"That sounds very good."
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"I was wondering if I could talk you into doing one more song."
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"You wouldn't have to talk too much."
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"I'd love to do another song for you."
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"But I tell you what. Instead of doing it on the stage,"
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"why don't we do it back here?"
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"So, it's a song for just friends."
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"Oh. Well, yeah, but..."
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"But what... [stammering] There's nothing on stage."
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"[imitates Kermit stammering]"
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"Why don't we get something on stage?"
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"I could go on."
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"That's Clive Cahuenga, the singing civil servant."
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"I know, Fozz, I know."
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