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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Employee Appreciation Day (S04E04)

"What if your parents brought you to the movie"
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"Well, you'd still get kicked out."
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"I mean, yeah. Okay."
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"All right, why don't we take a break from this metaphor?"
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"Yes, please."
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"And he had to go home too, and it was not a fun trip."
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"Plus, it could not have been easy being a white guy"
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"in the Middle East."
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"come back legally like Sayid?"
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"Well, my country was in a civil war."
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"I applied for refugee status and waited two years"
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"for background checks while all my friends"
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"either died or fled persecution."
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"Sorry, I meant literally what was the application like?"
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"Did you do it online or was it a snail mail situation?"
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"- Snail mail. - Oof, brutal."
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"We can paint your vest the same color as your sweater,"
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"so it'd make you look like you're a customer."
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"Oh, we could just take off his vest."
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"Guys, that wouldn't work."
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"I mean, if the store was more crowded,"
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"we could try and slip him out,"
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"but there are, like, six customers here today."
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"You know what, if we hit up everyone we know,"
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"we could fill up the store pretty quick."
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"Some of those people could wear wigs if they wanted to."
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"Sandra!"
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"Okay, well, this is the best plan we've got."
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"Friends, family, whoever, just get them here ASAP."
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"Actually, most of my friends live in Manhattan,"
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"so I don't think they'll make it on time."
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"They're in fashion. Mostly, they work in fashion."
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"Guys, "ICE" on three. One, two..."
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"Why would we cheer for ICE?"
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"I don't know, guys."
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"I'm sick of always having to be the fun one."
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"Let's just... let's do this."
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"Wow, when everyone calls their friends, this place really fills up."
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"Yeah, I called Jerusha, but she's busy."
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"She's doing a fundraiser to buy Pastor Craig a second airplane."
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"Ugh, I wish all my friends didn't live in Manhattan."
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"- Thank you for coming. - Of course."
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"- You're the best. - You're the best."
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"No, you're the best."
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"I hate to say this because they're close friends of mine,"
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"but they're both human traffickers."
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"If you check her locker, there's evidence."
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"Okay, we have to spread out the chaos."
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"Heather, if you could grab all of your basketball friends"
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"and go block the guy in pharmacy."
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"Yeah, whatever, and go swarm bedding."
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"Bro out."
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"And... oh, Kelly. You... Kelly!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I brought a bunch of people from the Fenton store."
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"Oh, great. Awesome."
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"Good."
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"I mean, you know, we check in."
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"- We do too. - No, we don't."
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"Okay, great. Cool, very cool."
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"Glad to have you on the team."
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"If you could just grab all your..."
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"so were these, like, texts or phone calls?"
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"Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter."
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"Whoa."
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"Nice piece, dog."
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"What is it, like a Cougar Magnum?"
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"- It's a Glock. - Oh, nice."
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"My gun? No."
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"Mm-mm. Oh, watch out!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoop, whoop, whoop!"
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"We didn't have any that said "Make America Great Again.""
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"The closest I could find was "Fart Police.""
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"How do I look?"
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"Great."
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"Chey, relax. I'm gonna get out."
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"Yeah, but even if you do make it out, you can't come back now that they know."
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"Oh. Uh... yeah, of course."
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"Obviously... that would be the case."
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"And then at one pageant,"
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"we heard this girl gagging in the bathroom."
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"And we're all like, "Guess we know how" she stays so slim.""
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"Turns out, an actual strangler had broken into the building"
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"and was straight up trying to murder her."
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"Well, she managed to fight him off"
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"with a hot curling iron and an eyebrow pencil."
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"So, the guy we're looking for is named"
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"Mateo Fernando Aquino Liwanag."
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"- Liwanag? - Yeah, it sounds Swedish."
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"Or Latvian."
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"There is a guy here named Mark. Maybe you're looking for him."
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"No, it's not Mark."
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"Well, I'm sorry. I know everyone who has"
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"ever worked here, and I have never heard that name."
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"Okay."
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"Thanks."
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"So, who's this?"
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"What the hell?"
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"Um, that... I... have never seen that picture before."
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"Feels like I'm in a horror movie."
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"Okay, just act natural."
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"I'm trying to, but I forgot how to walk."
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"- I think we're doing it right. - Okay."
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"You're doing it."
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"There you are!"
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"- They know about you. - Both: What?"
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"- We have to go now. - Okay, well, where do we go?"
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"- I don't know. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"Okay, listen to me very carefully."
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"- I'll get you out of there. - Uh... repeat."
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"- Thank you, Dina. - Go, now!"
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"You ever find yourself in a situation"
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"an immigrant or whatever,"
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"and you gotta choose between your love and your country?"
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"- Hasn't come up. - Ah."
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"- Okay, keep walking. - Come on."
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"you're gonna need to head due west."
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"- Where? - Left or right, Dina?"
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"Left! Due west runs diagonally through the store"
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"How do you not know that?"
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