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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Our Cup Runneth Over (S01E01)

"Do you think I wanna be here?"
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"I don't know what you want."
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"So if I get you a towel, you'll stop following me to my car?"
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"Fine, but I'm only doing this because you called me rude,"
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"and I take that as a compliment."
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"We've been robbed."
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"Right now, some local is pawning my earrings for crank."
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"the one thing I could hide under my tongue."
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"Moira, I took your earrings out of here"
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"- For safekeeping. - No! No!"
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"Stavros just texted me."
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"And he ended it. He's not coming!"
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"He said that he doesn't have time to come and get me because"
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"he already RSVP'd to Diddy's white party,"
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"and he doesn't have time to do both!"
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"But I was supposed to be his date to the white party!"
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"I've hated that guy ever since he asked me"
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"to do lines with him at my 60th."
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"Just out of sheer curiosity,"
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"where do you stand now on whether or not you think this motel is cute?"
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"- Like, is it still cute, or is it... - You're a dick, David!"
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"Okay, did I dump you for a party?"
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"David, help me with the doors."
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"No, I can't. I just got out of the shower."
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"I need help with the doors."
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"- David, help him with the doors! - Oh, my God!"
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"- You help him with the doors! - No!"
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"- David, could you help me with the doors? - It's air-drying!"
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"Pick up a hammer and nail this coffin shut!"
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"As if I didn't see this coming."
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"He's broken up with me five times already."
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"Like, there was that time that he never met me in Rio,"
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"and remember that time when he gave me his ex-wife's engagement ring?"
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"And then, last summer,"
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"that time that he left his molly in my glove compartment,"
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"- and then I got arrested? - Oh, my God! Can you do me a huge favor?"
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"And never repeat this to anyone that you respect, okay?"
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"- Okay? Okay. - Okay."
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"Kids, we just came in to say good night"
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"and to remind you that we will get through this as a family."
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"Okay, good night!"
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"Warmest regards to you both."
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"And that will end up on our feet in no time!"
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"Of course, by then our feet will be shoeless and filthy and mangled"
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"from walking on cigarette butts and broken beer bottles."
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"So, seriously, Alexis, enough about Stavros!"
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"I'm sorry if I am going through something right now!"
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"You're going through something?"
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"- Good night, children. - Good night!"
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"Let's all pray we don't wake up."
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"And saved the money! Saved the money!"
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"Please, someone just give me a key, to a door, to a room, any room!"
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"Here you go."
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"considering the state of the rugs in our room,"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"'cause I'm getting out of here!"
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"No crackheads, no..."
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"The man is a lunatic!"
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"Alexis, he was never my favorite Stavros."
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"All right."
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"Well, how do you think I feel, Moira?"
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"I don't know if there's an infestation."
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"Roland Schitt."
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"What do you mean Stavros is..."
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"Did you say cute?"
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"While the rooms were exposed to the world like a Moroccan fair,"
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"Okay, but does this mean that when you're cleaning our rooms,"
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