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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Our Cup Runneth Over (S01E01)

"and I am personally throwing in an extra room out of sheer decency, so..."
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"What about suites? Do you have a couple of suites?"
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"This guy!"
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"Um..."
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"So we cater more to off road truckers and drunk teenagers."
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"I just want a bathtub and a long extension cord, please."
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"There you go, ma'am."
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"Dees anyone else feel light-headed?"
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"Oh, my God, this takes me back to high school."
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"You know, I did the deed in just about every room in this place."
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"this place would just light up!"
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"Okay, that's good."
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"- Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"Oh, hey, chief, the other room's right through there."
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"And there's the bed."
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"I should probably pull off that cover and burn it."
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"Good, Roland. Thank you very much. Appreciate everything..."
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"Ever wanna ride a kangaroo?"
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Okay!"
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"Okay. Okay. I love you!"
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"Oh, okay, well, looks like you got all the channels"
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"except for Channel 19 for some reason. I don't know why."
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"Well, the thing is we won't be watching a lot of television."
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"But again, thank you."
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"Don't want to keep you. I know you're a busy man."
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"Whoa!"
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"- Hi. - Can I help you?"
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"- I'm looking for an extra towel. - Okay."
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"And this might be a stupid question,"
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"Yes, we do have a business center."
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"You can find it right outside the doors to your left,"
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"right beside the Hammam spa."
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"Would you like me to book you a treatment while you're at it?"
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"Thank you. No, just the towel, thanks."
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"I'll get those right out."
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"Well, Roland, once again, thank you"
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"for giving us the lay of the land here,"
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"but we have some serious unpacking to do."
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"- If you don't mind. - Oh, sure!"
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"Listen, one thing before I go here..."
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"Do you mind if I use your toilet?"
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"Yeah, I would say it's absolutely necessary!"
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"Excuse me. "Absolutely necessary.""
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"Yes, that train has left the station, if you know what I mean!"
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"I need that bed."
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"Why?"
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"- Because I need it. - Why?"
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"Because if someone were to break in here"
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"in the middle of the night wanting to murder us,"
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"they would attack this bed first."
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"So I need this bed."
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"So you're saying that you want me to get murdered first?"
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"In front of you? And then what would you do?"
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"Would you just run away and leave me to bleed out on the floor?"
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"Sort of, that was the plan, yeah."
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"Okay."
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"Well, where are you going?"
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"Stavros is flying in to get me. I told you that."
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"What do you mean? When? When is he doing that?"
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"Like, whenever stupid Mary-Kate stops hogging his plane."
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"Well, where are we going?"
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"Okay. At present, he's just coming for me."
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"we would just come back and grab you guys at some point."
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"What kind of sociopath abandons her family in some vomit-soaked dump"
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"to gallivant around the world"
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"with her dumb shipping-heir loser boyfriend she's known for three months?"
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"David, it will be four months next month!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"And he just told me that"
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"he could potentially see himself considering saying "I love you""
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"at some point sometime soon, so..."
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"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm telling Mom."
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"I'm telling Mom and Dad. Have you told them?"
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"No! No. David, I'm waiting for the right opportunity."
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"and Mom's gonna do that thing where she pretends that nothing's wrong,"
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"and then just doesn't talk to me for five months, and I don't want that."
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"Well, I need this bed. I need it. So..."
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"You get murdered first for once!"
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"No, you get murdered first!"
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"David, you get murdered first!"
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"- No, you! You do! - Yes, you get murdered first!"
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"David, you get murdered first!"
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"I actually think this place is kind of cute."
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"No, Alexis. Martha Stewart's Hampton home is cute."
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"Where?"
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"He's in the bathroom. He won't leave!"
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"Well, he's been in there for a very long..."
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"Roland, listen, thank you very much."
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"But I appreciate everything you've done."
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"We need a little private time now as a family."
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"Oh, look! You've got Channel 19!"
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"Roland, could you get the fuck out?"
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"This latest model is a revelation in innovation."
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"I am not lying, folks."
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"It's gonna last you a lifetime. You are gonna thank..."
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"That was an overreaction. That was uncalled for."
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"It's just, you know, we're a little tired. It's been a long day."
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"There's a pharmacy worth of drugs wearing off on most of us right now,"
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"and I just think as a family, we need a little time to chill."
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"Johnny, please, you don't have to apologize,"
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"and you really don't have to hit me over the head with this sort of thing."
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"You need your little family time and all that."
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"I'm sure. No problem."
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"You know what I'll do? I'll..."
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"I'll just get the fuck out of here."
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"We have to eat in here?"
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"I think it's kind of sweet."
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"Alexis, what's going on with you?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Seriously? The room was "cute," this place is "sweet.""
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"I am personally offended by this place."
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"I don't know what you think is nice about it."
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"The town is disgusting. It is gruesome."
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