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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Our Cup Runneth Over (S01E01)

"Please, sir, can you step aside?"
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"No, you step aside! You step aside!"
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"- Oh, my God! - Well, that was the joke!"
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"- At least for a while. - What do you mean?"
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"There was nowhere to lie down. There was no bed!"
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"I don't know what's happening. Yeah."
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"That's right. I'm the mayor."
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"So if you're looking for an ass to kiss, it's mine!"
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"The Cheaters marathon we watched, it's like that."
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"No, this is a motel."
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"Smells like a gym bag."
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"Yep, if a forensic team came in here with one of those blue lights,"
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"Have a ball in the land down under!"
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"but do you have a business center here?"
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"No problem there, Johnny. I don't mind helpin' out."
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"Is it absolutely necessary?"
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"Well, you can have the bed when I leave."
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"But then I figured that"
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"Okay? Otherwise, Dad's gonna cry,"
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"You know what, David?"
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"Where's that weird man?"
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"Jeez. Boy."
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"Remind me to get that window fixed. It will not open."
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"Sure. Well, actually, those curtains do close there, so..."
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"I get it."
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"Okay."
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"I think that you're just super jealous,"
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"Yeah, it's a hotel. They're hotel rooms."
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"What if they took our stuff?"
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"Yeah, I've got a problem."
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"just know it wasn't personal."
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"I don't suppose you saw any hobos or crackheads"
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"loitering around the hotel today?"
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"- It was. - It was."
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"if you gave them back, I would not press charges."
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"'Cause I wanna hit the pawn shop before it closes."
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"What just happened?"
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"What? I need a towel!"
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"Hello, hi, hi."
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"Do you think I wanna be here?"
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"You've given me one-word answers since I got here!"
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"What the hell happened here?"
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"- Your diamonds? - Yes, my diamonds,"
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"and I put them in my shoe."
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"Oh, I'm a dick?"
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"- Immigration? - Revenue."
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"Mrs. Rose! There are people here from the government!"
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"I've been gutted!"
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"John, I've been stripped of every morsel of pleasure I earned in this life!"
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"Eli was family, for God's sake!"
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""Leave your finances to me," he said!"
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"Baby, it's crazy. People are just, like, taking our stuff!"
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"I said, they're taking our stuff!"
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"Can you just step out of the club for a second..."
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"Hold on, hold on!"
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"Those bags are not for you."
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"My boyfriend bought those for me."
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"So, theoretically, they are his!"
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"I'm still trying to wrap my mind around"
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"what kind of a sick person wants to get paid to destroy another person's life!"
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"Destroy another person's life!"
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"Where are you taking that?"
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"My very soul has been kidnapped."
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"There's no ransom. No one's coming to save me!"
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"We've got 15 minutes to collect our personals."
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"- Can we pick up the pace? - No."
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"No! Did you put Kristen with Robin? They don't like each other!"
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"No! No!"
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"Eli really did a number, Johnny."
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"He took everything."
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"They're still looking for him. They think he's in the Caymans."
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"He was our business manager. He's supposed to pay taxes!"
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"Hmm."
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"There is a very small amount set aside for you,"
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"and one asset the government has allowed you to retain."
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"The kids."
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"The children are dependents, Moira."
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"You bought a small town in 1991, Johnny."
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"Yes, I bought that as a joke for my son."
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"Wait, you actually purchased that town?"
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"Yes, I purchased the town. How else could I get the deed?"
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"You could've photoshopped the deed!"
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"Why would I photoshop a deed? The joke was owning the town!"
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"- Okay, stop. - That was the joke!"
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"To Johnny's credit,"
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"this town might just be your saving grace."
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"You can live there for next to nothing, until you get back on your feet."
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"I'm sure there's a penthouse we can move into."
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"Please, there are other options."
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"Well, homelessness is still on the table."
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"The whole time I was surrounded by old women wearing visors,"
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"who smelled like yams!"
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"There was nowhere to lie down!"
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"There was no kitchen."
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"I know! No."
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"I don't know what to tell you."
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"There's like, cows all over the place."
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"Like, everywhere."
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"Johnny Rose!"
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"You're the mayor we're supposed to meet."
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"Oh, this is my family, my son..."
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"Let's get you all squared away in the office there, Johnny, okay?"
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"The gals can grab the bags. You follow me, all right?"
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"Right this way. Watch it, honey. Here we come."
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"Children, keep an eye on these bags."
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"Apparently in hell, there's no bellman!"
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"- David, what are we... - Shut up!"
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"- You shut up! - You shut up!"
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"- Um, you shut up! - You shut up!"
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"The name is Rose."
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"I don't see a reservation under that name."
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"It's okay, Stevie. I set aside two rooms for them."
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"Well, there's nothing here."
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"Well, okay, fine. Just book 'em in with two rooms."
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"These people own the town. They're big deals."
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"We'll need three rooms, minimum."
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"Ooh, no can do, honey."
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"Look, we have a one-room comp policy here,"
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