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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Terminator Decoupling (S02E02)

"...one of the great American trains operating on one of the classic American routes."
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"On this side, you'll see panoramic ocean vistas..."
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"...inaccessible to any other form of transportation."
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"While on your side you'll be treated to 350 miles..."
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"...of Costcos, Jiffy Lubes and cinder block homes with above-ground pools."
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"- Come on, Raj. - What's wrong with Jiffy Lubes?"
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"- Why not? - That's over the wheelbase."
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"Are you completely unfamiliar with the suspension characteristics..."
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"Sheldon, we've been on this train 90 seconds..."
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"Just tell us where to sit and shut up."
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"Back in the 21 st century, people are raising tray tables and putting seat-backs upright..."
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"It's not so bad really. At least these trains have modern plumbing."
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"In India, you squat over a hole in the train and expose your naked buttocks..."
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"...to the chilly air of Rajasthan."
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"...on Indian Railways' magnificent Ranakpur Express..."
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"...and its 1200-kilometer journey from Maharashtra to the Bikaner Junction."
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"Oh, look. Now he's boring on an international scale."
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"Holy crap, look."
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"Thank you."
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"If Skynet did exist in the future, a perfect way to infiltrate and destroy mankind..."
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"...lulling us into a false sense of security, i.e.:"
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""That's Summer Glau from The Sarah Connor Chronicles."
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"No, Summer, don't kill me! I'm pro-robot.""
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"At least he's off the train crap."
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"Sheldon, I owe you an apology."
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"Taking the train was a stroke of brilliance. I've actually got a shot at a Terminator."
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"Please. When it comes to Terminators..."
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"You're overlooking something."
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"I have 11 hours with her in a confined space."
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"Unless she's willing to jump off a moving train..."
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"My money's on tuck and roll."
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"I'm confused."
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"- Let me explain to you how this works. - All right."
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"- Why do you get first crack at her? - Uh, well, let's see. Couple reasons."
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"One, I saw her first."
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"You fail to take into account that even mute, I am foreign and exotic..."
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"...while you, on the other hand, are frail and pasty."
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"Well, you know the old saying."
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"Pasty and frail, never fail."
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"Why don't I get a shot?"
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"Fine, go ahead, take a shot."
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"I've already got a gorgeous blonde back home I can't score with."
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"I think I'll let you two take this one."
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"Interesting that you ask."
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"The Coast Starlight recently added the refurbished Pacific Parlour Car."
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"Built in 1956 and originally known as the Santa Fe Lounge Car, the lower level--"
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"- Which way? - Upper level is a bar..."
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"Aren't you gonna go talk to her?"
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"I will. I'm just working on my opening line."
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"Why don't you try, "Hello?""
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"No, no, no. That always creeps girls out."
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"I need to come up with something that's funny, smart and delicately suggests..."
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"Oh no."
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"- What's the matter? - I forgot my flash drive."
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"- So? - So we have to go back."
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"Okay, Sheldon, I'm gonna say, "Why?""
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"And your answer cannot be "Because I forgot my flash drive.""
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"My flash drive has my paper on astrophysical probes..."
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"...I was gonna give to George Smoot at the conference."
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"Why do you have to give your paper to George Smoot?"
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"It's brilliant. He needs to read it."
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"Then I won't get to see his face light up as he reads it."
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"You forgot your flash drive You forgot your flash drive"
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"You forgot your flash drive You forgot your flash drive"
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"Only 10 hours, 55 minutes to go."
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"You forgot your flash drive You forgot your flash drive"
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"It's hot in here. Must be Summer."
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"So, where you gals headed?"
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"...and race to San Luis Obispo, assuming the lights are with us, minimal traffic..."
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"- I've got a better idea. - Are you going to be sarcastic?"
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"Boy, you take all the fun out of it for me."
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"But, look, Penny's home."
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"- So? - Penny'd have to go into my room."
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"- So? - People don't go in my room."
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"I see. Well, it seems once again..."
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"...you're caught between a rock and a crazy place."
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"Oh, I hate when that happens."
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"It's hot in here. Must be Summer. It's hot in here. Must be summer."
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"It's hot in here. Must be Summer."
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"It's hot in here. Must be Summer."
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"Have you seen Slumdog Millionaire?"
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"Can you come? Oh, great."
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"Do you know 98 other people that might wanna come?"
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"Oh, hang on. Hello?"
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"Listen. I'm about to give you a set of instructions..."
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"Just a sec."
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"Theater's above a bowling alley so it's a little noisy..."
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"...but it might be the only chance I'll ever get to play Anne Frank."
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"He uses the bowling sounds as, like, Nazi artillery."
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"Okay, great, I'll see you then."
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"- Hello? - Okay, step four."
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"Do you see that small plastic case on my dresser?"
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"Your dresser? Who is this?"
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"Hey, Leonard, what's going on with Dr. Wackadoodle?"
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"He's calling to ask you a favor. You might be confused..."
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"Okay. Enough chitchat."
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"- Step four-- - Yeah, hang on, getting another call."
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"No!"
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"And that bright little star peeking her head out early today..."
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"...that's Venus."
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"You know a lot about space."
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"You're not one of those guys who believe that?"
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"You mean one of the hopeless geeks? No."
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"Those are crazy people."
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"All right, now before you enter my bedroom unescorted..."
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"...does not create a permanent easement."
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"It's a legal right of access. Good grief."
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"Do you believe him?"
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"Normally around women, he has the personality of a boiled potato."
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"Put one beer in him, and he's M. Knight Charmalarmalon."
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"Is that what he's drinking? It's not even real beer."
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"- Then what's going on? - I don't know."
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"Some sort of placebo effect, I guess."
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"Placebo, you say."
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"Yes, I'm still here. Where am I going? I'm on a train."
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"...located between a Hoberman Sphere and a sample of quartz flecked with pyrite."
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"It's a collapsible icosidodecahedron."
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"No, the thing with the time on it is my alarm clock. My God."
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"Actually, in India, the names of constellations are different."
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"Where you have the Big Dipper, we have the Big Curry Pot."
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