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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Terminator Decoupling (S02E02)

"...hand me the number six Torx screwdriver."
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"Stop."
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"Okay, then we won't touch the hard drive."
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"I love San Francisco. I wish I was going with you."
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"There are going to be discussions on bioorganic cellular computer devices..."
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"...advancements in multi-threaded task completion..."
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"...to the photoionization process in atoms."
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"Okay, now that I've been completely insulted, have a good flight."
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"Oh, I always enjoy that, but I'm a little busy."
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"...weather conditions, duration of trip, etc."
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"Well, that does sound much simpler."
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"How long is this gonna take?"
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"What on earth are you doing?"
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"Whatever it is, I'm guessing we're doing it wrong."
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"...of a pre-1980 Pullman-built Superliner Deluxe passenger coach?"
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"...and you've already said a thousand words."
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"Here."
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"...of the steady clickety-clack of steel wheels on polished rails..."
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"- ...your sour disposition will abate. - Yeah, maybe."
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"...because it's time to land in San Francisco."
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"- Is that who I think it is? - It can't be."
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"Maybe John Connor's aboard and she's protecting him from an evil Terminator."
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"Unlikely. That's a television show, Leonard."
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"...would be to send Terminators back as actors..."
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"...you've got a better shot of scoring with Arnold Schwarzenegger."
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"...tuck and roll down the side of a hill, she will eventually succumb..."
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"...to the acquired taste that is Howard Wolowitz."
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"Hang on a sec."
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"Fair enough. But then let me move on to number two."
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"Excuse me, but what about me?"
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"You're gonna need more than 11 hours."
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"You don't understand."
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"...of M-theory effects in the early universe..."
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"Well, there's nothing you can do about it, so relax."
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"We get off the train at the next stop in Oxnard."
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"We then take the 1:13 train back to Union Station."
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"We take a cab back, get my flash drive..."
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"...we'll meet the train."
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"But the flash drive is in a locked drawer in my desk."
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"- So? - The key is hidden in my room."
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"- That's cute. - Really? I just made it up."
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"Oh yeah, I loved it."
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"It's loosely based on my life."
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"...which you must follow to the letter."
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"It's Sheldon."
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"Oh, hey, Sheldon. How's San Francisco?"
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"- No, I was talking to my friend. What's up? - What's up? I'll tell you what's up."
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"...I need you to marshal your powers of concentration, limited as they may be--"
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"Hi, Penny, it's Leonard."
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"...because he didn't use the words "Penny," "Sheldon," "please" or "favor.""
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"Let me tell you something. Personal robots cannot get here soon enough."
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"That is so cool."
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"...I need you to understand that this one time grant of access..."
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"Easement."
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"What? No, don't put me on hold. l-- Oh...."
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"- What? - Look at it."
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"Now, what you'll be looking for is a small wooden box..."
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"Hoberman Sphere."
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"Now, what are you going to do with me?"
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"- Raj. Look. - Yes?"
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"Hi. I'm the small package good things come in."
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"Oh, look, she calls you Moon Pie. That is so cute."
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"Delightful. I don't know what you're doing right now..."
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"Hey, Penny. Leonard again."
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"So anyway, in the dream, you and I were ice skating, just the two of us."
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"You're holding a Japanese puzzle box, which takes 10 precise moves to open."
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"...and slide the center portion 1 millimeter to the left."
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"There it is."
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"Yeah?"
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"Do you see any conversational path that would take us from where we are now..."
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"...to a place where I could ask you out and you'd say yes?"
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"Thank you."
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"Okay. Great."
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"Now please put the flash drive in the USB port."
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"The one that looks like a little duck's mouth."
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"- Hey, how'd it go? - Terminator broke my phone."
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"Excuse me."
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"I could just say--"
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"...so you must deal with a whole lot of "What has Smoot done lately?""
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"My thought is we continue my research as a team, you know..."
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"Wow, what a diva."
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"Okay, Raj..."
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"Put a bigger hard drive in the TiVo or delete stuff before we go out of town."
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"But once you open the box, you've voided the warranty."
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"The warranty is a sacred covenant we've entered into with the manufacturer."
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"We in return agree not to violate the integrity of the internal hardware."
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"We'll just erase the first season of Battlestar."
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"- Here you go, Leonard. Is this big enough? - It's perfect."
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"For taking daffodils to your unicorn."
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"I understand your envy."
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"...plus a round table on the non-equilibrium Green's Function approach..."
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"This conference is a big thing."
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"- You've heard of him? - Of course I haven't."
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"George Smoot is a Nobel Prize-winning physicist..."
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"...one of the great minds of our time."
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"His work in black body form..."
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"...and anisotropy of the cosmic microwave background radiation..."
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"...cemented our understanding of the origin of the universe."
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"It's kind of a funny name though."
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"Smoot."
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"It's like talking to a chimp."
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"- Yeah, I wish. - We're not flying. We're taking the train."
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"Oh, cool."
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"Yeah, cool. Seven times as long as flying and costs almost twice as much."
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"- Well then why are you doing it? - Well, we had a vote."
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"Three voted for airplane, Sheldon voted for train."
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"So we're taking the train."
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"Don't say it like that, Leonard. Say it like, "We're taking the train!""
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"We're going to the Apple store to make fun of the Genius Bar."
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"You wanna come?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm simplifying the task of packing for our trip."
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"See, by attaching RFID tags to my clothing..."
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"Then cross-reference them against destination, anticipated activity spectrum..."
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"Assuming I can keep up this pace, three hours 11 minutes."
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"Teasing the guys at the Apple store seems a little redundant now."
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"- I don't follow. - I wouldn't expect you to. I'll see you later."
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"Socks, one pair, cotton, argyle, blue."
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"Socks, one pair, cotton, argyle, blue."
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"Gentlemen, this is the Coast Starlight..."
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