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Clips from The Simpsons - They Saved Lisa's Brain (S10E10)

"You, sir, have crossed the line."
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"People, stop, stop.! We're not animals.!"
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"An open letter to the people of Springfield."
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"Today, our town lost what remained of its fragile civility..."
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"drowned in a sea of low fat pudding."
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"- Look, I got runner-up prize. - You won second place?"
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"No, but I got it."
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"Hmm."
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"We are a town of lowbrows, no brows and ignorami."
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"We have eight malls, but no symphony."
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"Thirty-two bars, but no alternative theater."
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"I write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod."
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"We can better ourselves."
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"Yeehaw!"
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"Yes, there's a real think piece here about a bra sale."
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"Dad, stop kidding around. Look. They printed my letter."
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"Hey, that is wonderful, sweetie. I'm gonna read it..."
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"I envy them."
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"Oh, you sure got a lot of copies of the paper."
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"Plus, it couldn't hurt Ralphie to brush up on the fundamentals."
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"Can you recommend any books for my mobile?"
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"Oh, absolutely. Well, you know, anything byJane Austen."
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"''We read your letter with great interest."
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"''If you wish to learn more, go to 1 3 Euclid street."
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"Tell no one. And bring a dessert.''"
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"- Oooh. - Hey, Lise."
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"I think so."
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"You may enter."
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"Welcome to Mensa, Lisa!"
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"You want me to join Mensa?"
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"Oh, that's wonderful. But don't I have to take some sort of I.Q. test?"
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"I shared all your standardized test scores with the other members."
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"- Aren't those supposed to be confidential? - Welcome to Mensa!"
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"Each the tops in his or her field..."
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"Wow. I'm so honored you wanted me."
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"Well, it was your delightfully condescending letter that put you over the top."
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"- Lindsay Neagle, Advanced Capital Ventures. - Oh, what do you produce?"
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"Lisa, I think you'll really enjoy it here."
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"Now, let's get down to business. Any new palindromes?"
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"Rise to vote, sir."
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"Now, you know the agenda. Palindromes, anagrams, eat Lisa's pie, then voting."
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"- Good glavin. She's right. - Told you."
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"Hello. I have a certificate for a free erotic photo session."
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"- Oh, yes. Your name? - Uh, Geraldo Simpson."
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"Many husbands use them as a romantic gift for their wives."
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"Uh, you're not gonna ask me to pose nude, are you?"
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"Well, I don't, but the block association seems to."
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"They wanted a ''traditional'' Santa Claus."
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"I can't believe how they're dumbing down the Springfield Library."
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"They've gotten rid of the English literature section..."
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"and replaced it with a make-your-own-sundae bar."
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"- Even the microfilm? - Even the microfiche."
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"And every time I try to steer the conversation that way..."
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"they make me feel like a nerd."
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"We are hardly nerds. Would a nerd wear such an irreverent sweatshirt?"
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"Oh, that's great, honey. You tell me everything you can before the commercial's over."
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"Are you sure you're a fully accredited and bonded pornographer?"
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"Just come out."
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"- Please be kind. - You look fantastic."
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"Now you're sure this will save my marriage?"
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"##"
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"Dad? Dad, are you home?"
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"Fine.! I don't care what you're doing.!"
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"Don't look.! Don't look.! Don't look.!"
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"Okay, I think he's gone."
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"This is so cool. I feel like I'm back in the Renaissance."
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"Verily I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun..."
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"and not t'other way around."
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"Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus."
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"Forsooth. Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord."
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"Zounds! Someone took our gazebo!"
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"Someone should stand up to them."
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"What part of''beat it'' didn't you understand?"
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"a nasty looking spider in gazebo six..."
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"We reserved gazebo seven, and look."
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"Geez. How many gazebos do you she-males need?"
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"- Maybe I should just move back to Alabama. - No."
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"We should fix things here. If we put our minds to it, there's no limit to what we can accomplish."
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"I earned that lotto money. I swear."
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"Hyah!"
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"Faster, you moron."
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"So, who's in charge?"
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"Well, that's a good question. Let's, uh, take a quick look at the town charter."
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"Let's see here. ''We the people, '' ''cruel and unusual,'' blah, blah, blah."
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"I guess you are in charge."
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"we could rebuild this city on a foundation of reason and enlightenment."
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"We could turn Springfield into a utopia."
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"Yeah, a real Candy Land!"
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"where the intellectual junta known as the ''Bright Pack''..."
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"So, Lisa, what do you and your fellow eggheads have planned for the city?"
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"- Business as usual? - No, Kent."
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"We're gonna use the power of good ideas to change things for the better."
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"Well, excuse this jaded reporter if he says he's heard that before."
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"- Oh, well, we really mean it. - You do?"
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"by synergizing it with his comic book collection."
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"Oh, I am so there."
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"We studied traffic patterns and found that..."
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"drivers move the fastest through yellow lights."
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"So now, we just have the red and yellow lights."
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"Come on. Stay yellow. Stay yellow!"
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"Man, I'm making record time, if only I had someplace to be."
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"And we've really elevated the level of discourse at the dog track."
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"We replaced the fanfare with classical music."
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"The world has already taken note of our accomplishments."
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"Springfield has moved up to number 299..."
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"on the list of America's 300 most livable cities."
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"Take that, East St. Louis."
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"Gee. You said you were gonna make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here."
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"Light is not your friend. All right, let's do this thing."
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"Okay, next item ofbusiness is our weekly progress report."
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"Principal Skinner, how's your transportation project coming?"
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"Excellent. Now, next week is our state of the city address."
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"Has everyone finalized their proposals?"
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"Oh, please. For a nickel a person tax increase..."
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"we could build a theater for shadow puppets."
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"- Balinese or Thai? - Why not both? Then everybody's happy."
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"Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts."
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"Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a real useful invention. -"
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"Marge. Oh, Marge."
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