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Clips from The Simpsons - They Saved Lisa's Brain (S10E10)

"D'oh!"
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"Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644..."
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"I was really starting to enjoy..."
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"I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in 30 seconds."
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"Attention, Springfield.! How low will you go-"
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"Now let's get stupid with our first contestant..."
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"Here, take this!"
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"Oh, this is so embarrassing!"
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"The winner is..."
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"Judges can't win the contest! Boo!"
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"Sweet!"
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"just as soon as I finish what I'm doing here."
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"Well, I'm sure someone had the time to read it."
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"Hi, Mr. Flanders."
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"Everything but the opinion page."
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"Chief Wiggum."
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"are you ready to go on a voyage of intellectual self-discovery?"
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"A pie."
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"She's good. She's very good."
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"You've joined such luminaries as cartoonist, Mel Lazarus..."
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"uh, except for Mel Lazarus."
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"But ''rise to vote, sir'' is a palindrome."
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"Lisa, I think you're gonna fit in just fine around here."
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"Wow. Me, fit in."
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"- All right, Mr. Simpson- - Who told you?"
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"Don't worry. These photos are perfectly legal."
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"##"
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"My family never talks about library standards."
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"Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny."
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"Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio."
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"Oh, Dad, I just spent the day with the most wonderful people."
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"For the first time in my life, I feel that someone understand- - Bup, bup, bup, bup."
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"Let me just adjust my lens here."
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"Hmm."
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"Let's reschedule."
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"Please stay in character, gentle wench."
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"- Oh, dear. - Hmm."
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"- Beat it! - Yes, well, we each have a good case."
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"Hmm, I guess it would be the ''it.''"
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"I'm not exactly sure to what that refers. It's- Ow!"
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"Oh, it's hopeless. There are some she-males in gazebo three..."
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"Ah, Chief, thank God you're here."
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"Why do we live in a town where the smartest have no power..."
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"and the stupidest run everything?"
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"- I think the girl's right. - Good point."
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"According to the charter, ''should the mayor abdicate..."
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"So, I guess... we're in charge."
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"What! Let me see that."
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"With our superior intellects..."
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"Of the mind. The mind."
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"I'll just go now. Bunch of dorks."
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"has been running this town for the better part of three days."
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"Yes. For example, no one was showing up for jury duty."
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"So we made the experience more exciting..."
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"''You have been chosen to join theJustice Squadron..."
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"8:00 a.m. Monday at the Municipal Fortress of Vengeance.''"
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"And instead of chasing a rabbit, the dogs chase a diploma."
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"- ## - It's time to get Homer-erotic!"
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"Oh, excellent. Not only are the trains now running on time..."
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"they're running on metric time."
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"Remember this moment, people- 80 past 2:00 on April 47 th."
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"It's the dawn of an enlightened Springfield."
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"Well, first of all, I have a plan to eliminate obesity... in females."
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"Oh, yeah. Everyone's real happy then!"
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"Do I detect a note of sarcasm?"
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"A sexy problem."
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"Homie. Well, look at you."
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"That's our basement?"
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"we're going to ban such barbaric sports as bullfighting and cockfighting."
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"Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans..."
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"Much smarter than you, Hibbert!"
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"1 98. 1 97."
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"Big deal. My I.Q. is 280."
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"Larry Flynt is right! You guys stink!"
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"Now's our opening!"
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"That's too clever. You're one of them!"
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"Time for this Hawk to fly."
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"- Did you have fun with your robot buddy? - Dad!"
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"Hey, you read that off my screen."
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"That's the smartest thing I've heard all day."
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"- I am. - I didn't say that."
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"Yes, I did. D'oh."
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"Shut up-a your mouth!"
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"has been canceled."
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"While we scramble to find new programming..."
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"please enjoy this encore presentation of Princess Di's funeral."
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"Shut up-a your mouth!"
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"to win a trip to Hawaii?"
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"This Saturday, ourjudges will select the lowest, most disgusting nitwit in town..."
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"and send him straight to Maui."
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"the low fat pudding that's approved for sale..."
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"All right! A gross-out contest!"
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"Grandma Plopwell, you've done it again!"
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"- Care for a free sample? - Thank you."
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"Mmm. For low fat, this pudding's pretty good."
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"Mmm. Mmm. I can feel the pounds just melting off."
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"Our new hyper sugar gives you 300% of your minimum daily sweetness requirement."
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"No."
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"Well, you do now."
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"We are here live in the K.B.B.L. parking lot to see..."
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"how low will you go."
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"Our most disgusting contestant will win a free trip to Hartford, Connecticut."
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"- I thought it was Hawaii. - No one said Hawaii."
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"the human garbage disposal!"
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"I will swallow anything- and I mean anything-"
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"you people throw."
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"Lisa, would you like a penny to throw at your brother?"
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"Unbelievable. We're rewarding people for acting like buffoons."
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"I was gonna juggle chickens."
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"Next up, Homer and his amazing Redenbacher Dreamcoat..."
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"with a number he calls ''Kernel Knowledge. ''"
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"##"
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"Hmm. Well, no one's forcing you to stay."
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"- Okay, I'm leaving. - Hup. You're not going anywhere, missy."
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"But it's me, Moe, wearing a sailor suit."
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"Moe with a lolly."
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"It's so out of character. Ain't that worth nothin'?"
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"All right,judges, who is our winner?"
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"You have robbed us of our dignity."
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"Well, you- A urinal cake!"
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