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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare (S02E02)

"- We got a big problem here, buddy. - All right. Try it again."
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"We need money to pay our hookers, okay? So you can't have 'em."
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"- Come on. - Yeah, what about the slaves?"
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"All right? First of all, you two from now on are gonna do all of Charlie's work."
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"- No, the trees are... - It's the nature of this..."
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"The services have already been rendered. We gotta pay these girls."
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"Absolutely."
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"- Great. Terrific. Good idea. - Great. We got better things to do."
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"I have been doing a little research that will change our lives forever."
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"Charlie, for the 500th time, I'm not giving it to you. It's not yours."
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"Mac, we've got it covered, okay? Dee, your bicycle helmet."
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"- Yeah. Oh, a vig! - A vig."
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"Goddamn you!"
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"Why don't you read up on some of the program's stipulations?"
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"Dee and I have a little something we like to call "goals.""
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"- I got to get to Broadway, and welfare's the key. - What do you want to do?"
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"Charlie and I are gonna handle this situation just like we handle every situation."
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"Just for a little while until we have enough money to buy some more crack."
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"- We'll get Frank to do it. - Maybe get a slave to do it."
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"Then we'll go on welfare, and I'll go be a star."
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"What my wife can't find, she can't get."
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"Dude, is that a question? I don't understand. What's going on?"
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"You know, what's... what's the vig on this action here?"
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"Okay. Let's see here, uh..."
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"- or any other large pimp. - No."
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"- I think it might be broken. - I told you not to act like such a nancy boy out there."
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"I've tried it three times. It's just not working."
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