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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare (S02E02)

"- What? - Yeah, I got a whole bunch of money, bro."
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"Frank's been hiding all of his money in my account."
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"- What's a vig? - Well, you know how gangsters, they talk about a vig?"
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"- Yeah? - And it means..."
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"- Yeah. Well, you should have a vig. - I should have a vig, right?"
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"- I do. I'm a good guy, right? - You're a great guy."
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"We're gonna hit an A.T.M. We'll take out just a little bit of cash."
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"Just enough to have a quiet night out."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Dennis!"
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"It's 4:00."
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"I think I may have peed in my pants."
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"We missed our doctor's appointment."
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"Well, only by an hour. If we hurry, maybe they'll still see us."
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"It was yesterday. We missed our appointment by an hour and a day."
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"- I feel awful. - I feel like I'm gonna die!"
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"Okay, listen. Maybe if I make a phone call right now..."
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"we'll be able to make another appointment."
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"- You think he'll see us on such short notice? - We have gotta try."
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"- Hey, man. Thanks for seeing us on such short notice. - That's what I do, baby."
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"Because you can't have an... an agent without head shots."
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"Dennis, when you become a veterinarian, will you buy me some new head shots?"
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"Please? Dennis?"
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"- Hey! Dennis! Hey, Dennis. - Wha... What?"
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"When you become a veterinarian, will you buy me head shots, please?"
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"Yeah, I'll buy you stuff."
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"I'll buy you lots of things."
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"Driver, pull over!"
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"Hey, Dennis! Dee!"
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"- Guys. Hey. - Hey. Hey."
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"- It's good on our end here. - We're putting a couple things together lately."
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"- Hey, uh, are you guys holding? - Holding what?"
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"- I just need a little bit of money. Wait! - Charlie, wait!"
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"- Charlie, wait! - No!"
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"Driver, we're done here."
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"Well, how do you expect to become a better player if nobody pushes you?"
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"You don't drink? Jesus Christ! You two are a couple of downers, huh?"
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"You work hard, you don't drink... How'd you end up on welfare?"
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"Well, it's a vicious cycle, Mr. Frank."
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"- One cannot support a family on a minimum-wage position."
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"- Charlie Kelly, please. - Yeah, this is Charlie Kelly."
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"Hi. I'd like to speak with you about some recent activity on your new account."
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"Some recent activity on my new account?"
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"- He cut us off. - Is there a problem?"
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"- No. Not a problem here. - No problem."
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"- I'm calling Hector. - No, no. Don't call Hector."
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"- I'm calling Wallace. - We shouldn't be calling Hector or Wallace..."
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"We are gonna..."
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"Well, you know, we'll just go back to work for a little while."
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"Then I can be a veterinarian of some kind."
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"- We should hit rehab as soon as possible. - Pretty soon."
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"- In a couple days. - Yeah."
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"Not now."
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"- Ahh, Jesus Christ! That was close. - Ohh, look who it is!"
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"- We're getting our jobs back. - Yeah."
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"- You can't have em! - We might have a little bit of a drug problem."
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"- I might not really care. - I don't give a shit."
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"- But we need money to buy crack. - Oh, I'm sorry. Did you get addicted to crack?"
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"- Children, children. - ... with me."
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"Slaves are gone. They were bringing me down. Plus, you know they don't drink?"
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"- Drink? I want a drink. - Wait, wait, wait!"
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"- I hate Charlie's work. - No. Not his."
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"Stop! Charlie, you got a lot of balls stealing my money."
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"- That's why I did it. - That's fantastic!"
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"That's why I did it too. I stole lots of your money. What do I get?"
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"You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief."
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"But how come Charlie? Not fair. How come Charlie?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Crack. - Crack."
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"Crack."
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"- My dad's a meth dealer. - Oh, oh, no!"
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"Dee, that's for deadbeats. Come on. We got a golden opportunity here."
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"I mean, look at Charlie. You're breaking his spirit."
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"Now you should split the difference."
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"- Respect. - Respect the plight."
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"Hello. Hi."
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"My associate and I were just out on the floor. We're looking for a suitable candidate."
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"- Excuse me? - Like weight, power..."
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"- Look what the cat dragged in. - Oh, come on."
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"- Uh, yeah. We can. - No, you can't!"
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"Later, boners."
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"What... Go! Out!"
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"Hello."
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"I'd like some welfare, please."
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"Medical paperwork?"
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"Then we'll collect for just a little while until we get settled."
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"Roll your window down."
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"- Okay. Uh-huh. - Sounds reasonable. Great."
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"- And then I thought after we played a video game... - Uh-huh."
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"- I'll teach you how to play. - I already know how to play."
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"- I have a Brillo. - He has a method, and we gotta show her."
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"Huh? No, you're good. Just... Actually, make sure you really work that sponge in there."
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"- It's not gonna get clean if you don't. - Yeah. It's gonna get worse."
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"How about you and me, we go out on the town? You know what I mean?"
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"- What are we gonna do? - Oh, I got money."
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"- And Frank didn't give me one. - Oh, that's bullshit! You deserve a vig."
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"And here's some for you!"
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"I'm freezing and I'm sweating all at once."
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"- I don't want to feel like this anymore, Deandra. - Mm-mmm. Me either."
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"Two more, please."
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"No, these are old, and I need to get new head shots."
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"Hey! Hey, get out of here, you piece of shit!"
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"Hey! Hey, that's Dennis and Dee!"
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"Holding... Do you have any money?"
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"That's enough whining, for crying out loud!"
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"Maria, go get us some ice and three beers."
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"What the hell are you guys doing here?"
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"- You're not gonna take our jobs. - My dad called and said that we could have your jobs."
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"I sweat uncontrollably!"
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"I can't get somebody to have sex with me unless I pay for it!"
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"- What's all the fighting about? - Did you tell them that they could have our jobs?"
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"Because you are crackheads, children."
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"Right. This is good. This is shady, Frank. I like this kind of stuff."
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"- All I'm saying is that "slaves" is not a racist term. - Shh!"
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"Okay, thank you. We're all set. Friday, 3:00. Full blood work."
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"Uh, $200?"
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"- Once it runs out, we're gonna go on welfare, dude. - Yup."
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"No, you don't understand. I got a taste of my dream. I can't go back."
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"- Something was bound to happen. - I didn't think it was full contact."
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