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Clips from Veep (2012) - Iowa (S07E07)

"Mr. Hennick, would you join us, please?"
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"- Hi. - Wh-What?"
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"- Did you know about this? - No."
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"- Hi, Jonah. - "Oh, hi, Jonah.""
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"you would like to say to your son..."
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"your stepson, Jonah?"
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"Yes. Jonah, I have always tried to be there for you."
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"That's why I bought your first car"
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"and paid for all six years of college, champ!"
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"You failed eighth grade math?"
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"You know that? She told me that."
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"Thanksgiving 1996."
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"We'd love to have him back, you know, by himself."
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"it's just reminded me of how much I miss you."
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"You are gonna die alone. Get up. Move over."
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"- Do you want me to move? - Yes, you guys switch."
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"- with th... - It makes me feel terrible."
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"I miss him!"
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"- I miss you! I miss you! - No, no, no!"
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"- I'm gonna be president! - I'm gonna be president!"
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"- I'm gonna be president! - What?! Wha..."
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"Actually, since this segment first aired,"
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"Jonah's numbers are up over 3%."
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"Yeah, his stepsister."
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"Well, it's playing big with"
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"non-college educated white males,"
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"Basically, white males."
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"This entire country"
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"OK, can we just talk about how I pulled"
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"- out of my lily-white anus? - Kudos on that, Gary."
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"- What? - The field could not be any clearer."
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"- That! Right there! - of President of the United States of America."
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"That's the Keith Quinn I was talking about."
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"But I did reacquaint myself with an old friend of mine"
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"by the name of Selina Meyer."
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"Selina Meyer travels the globe,"
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"No justice, no library!"
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"- Advance copies! - Really?"
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"My book, my book, my book!"
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"Lotta responsibility."
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"- They finally know it's me! - Oh, my gosh!"
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"The options would be easier without any baggage."
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"Ma'am, we're so far ahead in the polls"
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"Al right, quiet, everyone. Mommy's reading."
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"Maybe after the announcement we can finally sit down."
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"There's still a lot to talk about."
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"Fingers crossed."
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"OK, guys, what happened at the airport today"
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"And so, as such, I have had A... OK."
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"I have had Amy prepare"
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"What? No, you were the one that made mistakes."
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"- Four... - Autopsy is now over."
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"Then offer him campaign manager."
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"What, we didn't get the point with the first one?"
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"I knew she'd cut my balls off,"
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"Well, campaign's ahead of schedule."
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"Ma'am, the Meyer Fund is now completely wrapped up,"
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"We don't want to constrain Little Richard developmentally..."
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"I don't even know where to start."
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"Catherine is Mama, and I'm Mom-Mom."
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"that's tall enough for him."
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"Yeah, Beth's my stepsister."
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"It's not one of the standard questions that you ask!"
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"- I'm sorry, sir. - The only reason you were hired"
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"Because of my court-ordered chemical castration."
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"Someone gets so cranky when he doesn't eat."
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"- I have string cheese too... - I want Goldfish."
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"- with Mayor, um... Biscuit. - Biscuit."
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"I've been meaning to email ya."
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"Oh... OK. It's showtime at the baby Apollo. Let's go."
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"Ma'am, we have to announce immediately to counter this."
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"I'll go announce at a white supremacist compound if I have to."
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"- No, that's not him. - What do you mean?"
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"But let me just say thank you so much."
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"So who's running the campaign?"
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"But he cannot know that I've never seen him before"
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"in my entire life!"
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"Amy, I put off getting an abortion once,"
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"Yes. - You know what? I kinda love it."
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"- And not a word of this leaks. - No."
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"Oh, Jesus, Mary and Jamba Juice!"
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"- Ugh. - Oh!"
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"- Ugh. Hey, Gary. - Mm-hmm."
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"What if you talk and I type? How about that?"
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"- You just say it out loud, and then I'll just type it. - Yes. OK."
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"- This is fun. - Well, from the time I was a girl..."
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"Oh, but you were so pretty."
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"But anyway, I have fought..."
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"You know what I would like to tell people,"
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"Or the one that killed that little girl."
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"Hey, can I come in?"
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"It's your roomie, Gary."
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"Hmm."
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"I just don't know if I'm ready to be a daddy"
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"Wow."
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"he owns the tent company."
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"- Hello, Mr. Spooner. - Spooner."
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"- Mm-hm. - However..."
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"- like yourself... - O... K."
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"- Oh, my God. - Oh."
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"Halle-fuckin'-lujah!"
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"Oh. Actually, he shot her first."
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"and if you're gonna criticize us,"
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"- Amen. - Whoo!"
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"And that is why I wanna be President"
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"a shining beacon of hope..."
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"and those who will learn from our example."
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"And that is why I would like to announce my candidacy for the office"
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"and definitively why you want to be president."
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"- Ya think? - Ma'am, FYI,"
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"Two wheelchair guys behind him?"
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"Ma'am, your non-announcement this morning"
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"- As the child of a Native American... - OK, I get the gist."
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"Did you guys know that I got married?"
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"- Look at how hot she is! - Jonie!"
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"we're just gonna need to find a broom"
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"Thank you, New Hampshire, thank you for coming."
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"Teddy, we talked about this."
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"All right. Do you want me to read that back?"
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"We love you, Selina!"
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