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Clips from Veep (2012) - Iowa (S07E07)

"- So good. - ...to make America a..."
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"- A very good place. - No, don't finish my sentences."
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"- I thought that's where you were going. - You don't know"
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"- where I'm going. - To the White House!"
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"- but obviously I can't? - Say it here."
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"Because it is my goddamn turn!"
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"- I was the game-changer... - Yep."
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"and I shaved my muff in the sink of the old boys' club."
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"- Muff. - But for three years"
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"Hughes kept me chained to a radiator in some basement in Cleveland."
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"So as far as I'm concerned, America owes me"
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"an eight-year stay in the White House,"
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"and this time, I want a war!"
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"Ye-es!"
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"from a balcony in Munich."
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"OK, just put down something about how I want to give"
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"the American people a better deal"
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"or some fuckin' crap like that."
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"Very Kennedy-esque."
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"Or the rapey one."
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"- I need to talk to you. - Come in."
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"Hey. Um, just a quick heads-up,"
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"you might want to keep this door closed."
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"My spidey sense tells me"
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"she's gonna yelp like a seagull in a bread factory. So..."
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"Yeah."
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"S-Stick it in there good, pal."
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"Only way I know how."
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"That lobby bar better be open!"
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"I'm gonna have it all by my fucking self!"
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"You said it, not me."
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"All right, nighty-night."
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"Oh, shoot."
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"Hey, Dan?"
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"Oh! Good, there you are."
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"I need coffee and any kind of egg white frittata."
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"Put your jacket on. This isn't a homeless shelter."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Oh, Ames. Ames. Hey."
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"Uh... listen,"
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"to anyone who's not a sexy boho jewelry maker"
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"struggling to pay off her college loans."
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"I appreciate the soul-searching."
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"But if you wanna go Dutch or whatever on the abortion,"
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"just hit me up on Venmo, OK?"
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"Oh, you know what? Make it public, OK? Shows I'm a gentleman."
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"Oh, thanks, guys!"
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"This place has feminine symbolism"
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"All right, boys, let's go launch this rocket."
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"- This was all supposed to be done like six hours ago. - The tents aren't even here."
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"You want the stages up first."
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"- it turns out back in 2008... - Yeah?"
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"Your campaign did not pay the bill for your announcement."
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"Your Honor, I totally respect your office"
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"- and your service to this country... - Thank you."
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"As former Commander-in-Chief of the armed services."
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"Well, it's my pleasure. Thank you."
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"And I want to say that I love America."
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"I am sick and tired"
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"of these hoity-toity people..."
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"Prancing in here with this la-dee-da attitude"
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"and total "disregahd" for the working class people"
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"of this country, like myself."
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"Truth to power. Good for you."
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"My aide Mr. Walsh"
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"- Yes, yes, yes. - Your aide?"
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"The "B." Have you been to Barbuda?"
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"Can we just pay this townie and get on with it, please?"
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"So the national press is now arriving"
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"to this giant metaphor for a..."
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"clusterfuck of a campaign."
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"Actually, it's a synecdoche."
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"Technically, it's more of a goat rape than a clusterfuck."
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"If I ever needed a miracle it is right now."
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"Ma'am, there's been a mass shooting in a mall in Phoenix."
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"Twenty-seven people have been killed."
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"Hohhh."
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"This can... work for us?"
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"Yes, because we couldn't possibly announce now"
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"what Bonhoeffer would call the spirit of beloved community."
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"We have to send that shooter a nice thank-you card."
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"Actually, he shot himself before he could be apprehended."
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"I am literally shaking from this."
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"I can't believe it!"
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"Hey, guys!"
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"This is our chance"
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"to get in front of the marriage story,"
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"- shape the narrative. - Mm-hmm."
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"Whoa. What was that?"
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"I'm just adjusting your mic."
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"- at Nancy's father's funeral? - Right."
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"He was just so tall"
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"that I fell in love with him that night."
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"And, um, two months later we were married."
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"Not weird or disgusting at all."
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"- Normal. - So what would you say to someone who might ask,"
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"I'm not her brother, and I never was."
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"Except for that one year."
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"It's exactly what Woody Allen did."
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"then you better be prepared to criticize Woody Allen"
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"and the little Chinese girl."
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"- Exactly. - Exactly."
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"And I realize that there are those who say"
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"that thoughts and prayers aren't enough,"
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"but prayer works, believe me."
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"It worked for me today."
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"And..."
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"and this may not seem like the right time,"
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"but I have to say that I love this country."
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"I think we all do."
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"with complete "disregahd"..."
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"re... regard for the rights"
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"of normal, working class"
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"men and women!"
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"of the United States of America!"
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"right now! Thank you!"
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"Yeah. I'm not paying that."
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"So, at the center of all of this emotional turmoil"
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"is Beth's father and Jonah's stepfather,"
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"- Lloyd Hennick. - He was a monster."
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