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Clips from Veep (2012) - Iowa (S07E07)

"Well, me. I was lucky enough to be born here."
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"What?! You are from Lurlene?"
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"I just didn't want to brag. "Boasters are roasters,""
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"my Grandma Splett would always say."
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"She had a form of rhyming dementia."
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"It's called Lyndrome Syndrome."
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"Richard, is chocolate bad for dogs?"
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"Hello, Lurlene."
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"But they're both equally good people."
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"- Isn't there somewhere they can both be president? - Fortunately, no."
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""That's not our plan," Mother."
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"Madam President, will you be announcing your candidacy today?"
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"No. I mean, that's not our plan."
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"Is this what I came to Iowa for?"
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"They led with the story about the dog mayor in a coma."
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"- Oh, my gosh. - Ma'am, please don't make Catherine"
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"feel any worse than she already does. She's suffering from..."
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"Why not announce at the Statue of Liberty?"
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"'Cause we could use the color, don't ya think?"
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"Could I get a quote for my article?"
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"Goddamnit, what is Mike doing in here?!"
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"And why does he have a good idea now that he's not working for us?"
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"Ma'am, you're thinking of Idaho. Iowa is mostly meth labs."
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"That's mainly just a difference in branding."
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"- There's our new leader. - Keith Quinn in da house!"
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"OK, well,"
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"screw your wigs on tight, Team Dipshit,"
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"- I mean that's not him. - It's not him."
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"- That's Keith Quinn. - No, that is not Keith Quinn."
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"I thought Keith Quinn was someone else!"
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"to know what Keith Quinn does or does not look like!"
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"- Amy... - Ma'am, look who's here."
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"- Keith! - Yes!"
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"- Keith Quinn! - That's me!"
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"Oh! And I'm so... just amazed to see you."
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"- I bet. - But so happy."
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"- Oh, sure. - Right next to mine. I hope that's OK with you."
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"Where else would it be? I'm the campaign manager, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"And I want you to whip everybody into shape."
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"Oh!"
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"- OK... Good. - Brought all my whips!"
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"- Oh... - This is a really big step up for me."
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"Oh. Ohh..."
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"- Right this way, Mr. Quinn. - Welcome, welcome, welcome!"
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"He's deader than democracy, ma'am."
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"I-I'm so sorry. What's happening?"
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"- Keith Quinn, obviously, Amy. - OK."
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"So everyone's gonna report to Ben,"
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"he's gonna be the secret campaign manager."
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"Congratulations, Mr. Cafferty."
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"My thoughts and prayers go out"
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"- Congressman, will your wife be joining you today? - Uh, no, not today. Just me."
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"Will she be joining you at the senior center this afternoon?"
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"- Is your wife OK? - Look, I challenge you."
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"Go ahead. Try to find one thing that's wrong with my marriage."
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"- Did you marry your stepsister? - Goddamn it. Who told you?"
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"- I married my half-sister. - No, stepsister!"
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"Whichever one, when I bone her"
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"she doesn't give birth to a pile of legs or whatever."
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"You know what? If you wanna attack somebody,"
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"He's the one who fingered her in high school."
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"We wanna thank the firefighters, the real heroes!"
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"and now I've got Joaquin."
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"I thought if I just talked to Dan, then..."
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"Fuck my parents! I thought Kent snapped."
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"- Not today. - Staff meeting."
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"Why can't we do it in the conference room?"
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"Because, Amy, your hire, Keith Quinn,"
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"is in the conference room having what he thinks is a staff meeting,"
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"I really thought my fifties would be about me"
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"fuckin' and suckin' my way through The Shorenstein Center."
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"a location for your announcement."
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"Can you text Gary, please?"
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"announced your first run for the presidency nine years ago."
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"Um..."
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"Susan B. Anthony's birthplace?"
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"- What is in this? - Bourbon and Smartwater."
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"Woman, hero, suffragette,"
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"I really wanted that smoothie."
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"- I know you did. - Hey! Where's everybody goin'?"
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"She loves what you're doing. Just keep on crackin'."
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"Oh, hey, I'm still waitin' on that Wi-Fi password."
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"I haven't eaten all day."
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"Ma'am, any comment on the latest shooting?"
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"It's an absolute outrage."
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"I mean frankly, somebody needs to do"
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"something about these shootings"
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"because I cannot take any more of this."
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"Powerful words."
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"Check this out. Connecting rooms."
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"They got me bunkin' with Gary."
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"You should see all of Selina's dresses in here."
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"At least I hope they're hers."
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"I'm thinking of having this baby,"
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"and I'm not asking anything of you,"
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"literally nothing, but I do want the baby"
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"to know that you're the father."
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"and I don't want people to think"
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"that I was going for Mee-gan Ee-gan"
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"because that sounds like someone who gets ass-fucked"
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"on the Major Deegan in a limerick."
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"I-I like the name Meagan, too."
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"- OK, good night, Dan. - Night, Amy..."
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"Why do I have to tell people"
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"why I want to be president?"
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"I don't want to hear about their jobs."
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"These are toxic. I'm gonna throw them out."
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"Oh, oh, oh. I've been wanting to ask you,"
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"have you seen how Amy is hovering over Dan? I think they're hookin' up."
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"It is literally all I can think about."
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"Why would you want to be president?"
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"To give it to you, of course."
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"Oh. That's good. God."
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"I know what I want to say, but I can't find the words."
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"- How about that? Great, great. - Yeah. Let's try that. OK."
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""From the time I was a pretty girl...""
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"- No, not pretty girl. - No."
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"I know."
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"- Good. Good. - ...every day..."
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