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Clips from Veep (2012) - Iowa (S07E07)

"How about I write 500 pages"
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"Ames, can I get a copy of that?"
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"So I'm gonna shake things up. I'm gonna hire Keith Quinn."
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"He's already doing oppo for Kapoor's people."
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"I thought I was your campaign manager."
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"I thought I was going to Cedar Falls."
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"another candidate announcing for president."
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"I'm gonna go out on a limb and say white guy."
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"Thank you."
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"- I got it. - One wheelchair guy, good for you,"
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"I heard the last campaign that guy joined, he had the entire staff fired."
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"I just thought it would be after we lost Iowa."
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"but there were some accounting issues"
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"that didn't resolve cleanly."
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"But that's Andrew's department, so just give him a call."
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"His cell phone number now seems to belong to a Portuguese gentleman."
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"- Why do you want to be president? - Leon, I've got this."
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"It's all in my head, so just don't worry about it."
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"Why would you want to be president?"
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"Is Little Richard ready to go and meet some voters?"
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"Mom, you can't keep using our baby as a campaign prop."
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"and then we're gonna hide him when we get to New Hampshire."
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"No, no crying."
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"Mom, you cannot tell the baby "N-O.""
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"What are you supposed to say then when the baby is being an asshole? For instance."
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"Child Services is a good place."
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"Here. Take... Go back to Mommy #1 or 2 or whatever."
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"You didn't want to go with Mommy and Agent Palmiotti?"
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"Catherine."
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"OK..."
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"I'm sorry about that, Gam-Gam, ma'am."
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"Catherine's been suffering from postpartum depression."
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"- How can you tell? - Well, the haircut."
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"It's been tough on both of us."
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"Particularly on our sex life."
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"- I've got to get out of here. - We still enjoy sex in the mornings,"
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"but in the evenings, hardly ever. And rarely penetrative."
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"CNN has the current Spokane death toll at six."
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"Leon! OK, I need a statement. Spokane."
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"- Ma'am, the speech? - I know."
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"Any, why would you want to be president?"
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"- So I can nuke America. - Mm."
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"I love you, New Hampshire!"
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"And that's why I'm skipping the Iowa caucus."
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"to pick the next president,"
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"with my new seven-eight-nine tax plan."
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"It's nine percent sales tax..."
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"Why was six afraid of seven?"
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"Because of my seven-eight-nine tax plan."
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"Eleven."
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"smokin' hot wife, Beth?"
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"Beth, come on out here."
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"This is my wife. And my stepson, Clay."
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"Yeah, no, you have to. They'd love it."
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"You have to."
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"Thank you all so much."
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"My Jonie, he just swept me off my feet."
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"he's gonna sweep all of the dirt out of Washington, so..."
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"- that she does do all the housework. - I do."
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"Like sunglasses on a dog."
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"His favorabilities are up 11%."
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"Hilarious."
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"You're lucky my wife is here,"
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"or I'd give you a berserker beat-down"
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"and I would wipe my ass with that dumb-looking cardigan."
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"It's a sweater-vest."
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"the screaming-at- random-seniors thing."
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"What, my ex-stepdad? That guy's such a douche nark."
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"That's your stepfather?"
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"Yeah, he thinks he can just come down here"
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"and bask in my meteoric success just because he's my wife's dad?"
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"Wait, I'm s... He's your wife's... dad."
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"Did you guys not know that?"
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"- Oh, no. - Oh. Oh. Oh."
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"Yeah, her dad married my mom"
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"You're killing me, sir."
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"Look, the point is, he's a dick."
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"because I have dyslexia, but for numbers."
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"And he forced us to go on all these family vacations"
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"to stupid Hawaii."
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"- Which island? - The big one."
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"on our own candidate? How did this not come up?!"
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"The same reason it didn't come up"
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"that he moisturizes with Minotaur semen!"
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"I don't know what the big deal is here."
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"unless you count her walking in while I was whackin' off all the time."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"You 80-story sky raper!"
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"is because Mr. Tanz told me you were the best, and because...?"
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"That's right."
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"Not even a little tickle? Not even a little move?"
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"- Jonie, you ready to head home? - Jesus, Beth, I'm working!"
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"You're cranky."
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"- I have Goldfish. - Thank you."
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"- Can I have some? - No. Get your own."
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"Well, it is such an honor to be here in..."
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"- Lurlene. - Lurlene,"
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"and to shake hands with..."
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"Gosh. I didn't have my breakfast this morning,"
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"I will admit, so that makes me quite hungry."
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"no, I don't want this... the first time in politics"
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"that I've had to shake hands with a complete dog."
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"Madam President, how do you respond to people"
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"sick and tired of politicians offering nothing"
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"Um, well, uh..."
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"and I want to offer them my, uh..."
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"um, mindfulness..."
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"and, uh, meditations"
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"- Print edition, - Uh-huh. OK."
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"- Madam President. Now, will... - Yes."
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"Great question, Mike. That's all the time we have, folks."
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"The president looks forward to continuing to meet with"
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"- Thank you so much, everybody. - Thank you."
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"Mike, I really need you to post"
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"When you say "a day," do you mean a day a day?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Mike. Workin' for the enemy, huh? - Yeah. My new gig."
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"We night even adopt another, uh, kid."
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""Lurlene." I mean,"
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"Who in their right mind would live in this ashtray's anus?"
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