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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy (S30E30)

"Mercenaries are cool, like Boba Fett."
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"Oh, yeah, Boba Fett, great character."
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"why is his armor all banged up?"
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"Maybe I will."
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"Great. Bring black gloves and no ID."
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"of every Itchy & Scratchy."
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"Those girls are gonna destroy every Itchy & Scratchy, forever!"
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"Let's get him out of those bras and go."
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"The fumes are burning my eyes."
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"(shouting in agreement)"
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"But making those boys cry was hardcore."
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"No, no, no, this can't be."
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"Girl power is where it's at."
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"And I'm still doing it!"
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"Girls stole Itchy and Scratchy."
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"Whoa, is this your hideout?"
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"we do a little bit of sewing."
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"We don't do "pranks,""
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"Okay, No-varies, you're in, if you pass this test..."
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"¶ Hello, Daddy, hello, Mom ¶"
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"-You just want to spray-paint the world and watch it drip. -Mm-hmm."
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"I told you not to light the toys yet."
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"Uh, no, you can leave me like this. I'm good."
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"in blaming this on you."
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"I've not popped the popcorn, the lights are not turned down."
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"Listen, son, I'm proud that you're starting to hate things,"
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"one day you'll be an old man who likes things that suck."
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"but then this happened..."
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"What a jerk."
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"You know, if you fill up a leaf blower with paint,"
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"but now it's our war room."
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"Ooh, Bart winked at me."
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"Wait, what? No."
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"You hit me where it hurts the most: right in the sponsors."
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"Mice killing cats, guts everywhere."
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"Bart, stop mansplaining!"
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"(all crying)"
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"Zap, zap, zap, you'll all die alone."
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"Mom, they're different species."
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"KRUSTY (on TV): Hey-hey, kids!"
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"TOSHUA JOSH (on TV): Welcome to Josh.0,"
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"and, dare I say, pwned?"
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"Get him!"
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"Whoa, this dude's El Barto."
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"you can coat Skinner's whole office."
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"Hurry, Skinner's almost back"
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"Hey, why are you still here, truck-nuts?"
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"Like a sorority, but for dudes."
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"Boba Fett's badass. He wears a jetpack and a cape."
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"(sighs) It's a look, like distressed denim."
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"It's okay, I get it."
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"There's nothing wrong with being all talk."
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"So, what's up, my fellow Ruthless Bader Ginsburgs?"
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"Krusty caved. He said he'd never show"
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"All cows are ladies."
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"(grunts)"
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"(sighs)"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Where do you come up with your ideas?"
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"We'll hate-not-watch it."
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"I never really thought about Itchy and Scratchy"
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"I always thought they were a married couple,"
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"I am so pumped to hate-not-watch Itchy & Scratchy."
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"Itchy & Scratchy!"
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"-(boys growling) -(Bart gasps)"
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"The knit is on."
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"Also, we cook here,"
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"They're more than just friends, he's-he's the leader."
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"¶ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ¶"
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"is this security camera footage."
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"What's on the a-gender for the evening?"
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"Your friends in the so-called "Boys Rights Association""
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"Great. Be at my house Saturday at 7:00."
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"And if Ralph asks you to give him a bath,"
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"ALL: Hey-hey, Krusty!"
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"Have we got a great panel planned for you today."
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"What is it, Howard, the usual crap?"
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"by presenting the all-new, all-female"
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"SINGERS: ¶ The Itchy & Scratchy ¶"
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"Ha-ha! I knew you couldn't resist watching."
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"And guess what, you laughed! It was funny."
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"I-I was crying a-and burping!"
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"You know what bugs me about old guys at the gym?"
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"Or both."
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"they always choose the house that she wants."
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"So? Maybe we are."
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"We're pushing back against the pushback,"
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"Let's see, what else?"
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"their bathroom candy tastes really weird,"
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"Ah."
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"Once we see that, we'll copy it and call it a parody."
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"that hasn't been asked a thousand times?"
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"Now we've got a big surprise"
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"That's how I know."
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"and your Equal Employment Opportunity Commission bones"
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"SINGERS: ¶ They fight, they bite ¶"
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"¶ What do you say? ¶"
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"And... open."
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"We prejudged something without giving it a chance."
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"(gasps)"
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"And worse, you betrayed your own wang."
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"Why? Because it was funny."
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"(groans)"
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"I can't let you do it."
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"do not give him a bath."
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"Please welcome the legendary stars"
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"Oh, yeah, that'll kill some time."
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"Perfect."
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"(shouting)"
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"turn into an argument about Star Wars?"
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"I'm never gonna air the girl Itchy & Scratchy again."
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"Wait a second."
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"We're making some big changes"
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"In real life, Itchy and Scratchy are dudes."
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"¶ Two bottle o' whiskey for the way ¶"
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"(in distance): ¶ And I sure would like ¶"
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"No, no, I didn't mean to come in here."
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"-BOYS: BRA! -B-R-A."
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"This is good stuff, I got to write it down."
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"Thanks, princess. Thank you."
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