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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy (S30E30)

"but he still gets super mad when anyone but him talks."
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"(cheering)"
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"Ooh, non-writing."
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"I'm a genius. Next."
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"I have the worst fans in the world."
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"Pretty enlightened, eh, kids? We here at the Krusty Show"
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"It doesn't make any sense."
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"Yeah! Hate-not-watch!"
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"as male or female, but it is cool that they're girls now."
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"KRUSTY: ¶ Girls! ¶"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(laughing): You said you weren't gonna watch it,"
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"Girls get everything: bigger, softer baseballs,"
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"I'm full of hummus and milk!"
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"-Duh. -Double duh."
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"This'll teach Skinner to ban sandals."
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"into being good little housewives,"
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"we drop awareness bombs."
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"Gentlemen, our way of life"
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"We need to band together."
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"I give you the Boys Rights Association."
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"-Right now, we're just training BRAs. -Mm-hmm."
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"Our son has one, two... (gasps)"
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"(exhales)"
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"spread their terrifying message of female empowerment."
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"(Homer laughs)"
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"You've never been called shrill just because you speak up."
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"while yours are lousy with pockets!"
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"You shouldn't be part of a protest"
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"Us feminists need cheerleaders, too."
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"Oh, you can't "let" us?"
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"Well, I have prepared two comebacks,"
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"and I will now give you both."
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"Hey, hey, boys and boys!"
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"That's crazy. We have those backed up a thousand times."
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"they'll get it eventually."
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"Mask me."
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"BOTH: Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, this is the worst change"
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"No, everybody come over to my house,"
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"KRUSTY: ¶ Now they're girls ¶"
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"but don't have a computer or a phone."
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"How do you know those words?"
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"So what if Itchy and Scratchy are girls?"
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"They're hot or moms."
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"Our puka shell necklaces?"
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"(hissing)"
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"I need sanctuary."
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"No, no, no, you can trust me. I'm not just any fourth grader."
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"from his lunchtime dog-walking job."
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"where they would brainwash girls"
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"it's only right that a boy be our servant."
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"Work or personal?"
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"But soon, we'll be the strongest,"
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"most supportive BRAs anyone has ever seen."
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"(chanting): We are BRAs! We are BRAs!"
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"(exhales) Say it. Say it again."
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"¶ Old folks say "You poor little fool" ¶"
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"of the portly pastry-purveying patriarchy."
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"and you, y-you're just a mercenary."
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"if you don't care about the cause."
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"into a pool of nail polish remover."
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"(all gasping)"
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"Guts are guts."
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"No, no, no, no, if I keep talking,"
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"Hey, hey! Come back here!"
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"We just kept you around for fingerprints and DNA."
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"So spill it, Simpson. You were on the inside."
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"I love a good panel."
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"of the Krusty the Clown Show."
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"And a non-writing producer."
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"We're waiting for a story that needs to be told."
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"Is truth dead?"
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"Ah, you boys are leaving me for video games anyway."
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"(girls cheering)"
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"Krusty's ever made to the show,"
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"This is Lisa Simpson,"
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"¶ Some sweet company ¶"
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"the show for people who want to look at the Internet"
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"They always forget to wipe down the machine."
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"I've got so much cred built up, nothing can take me down."
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"You guys see what's happening?"
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"(groans)"
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"(groaning)"
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"Pink spray paint?"
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"Where are we gonna get a leaf blower?"
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"That is textbook textbook shredding."
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"Look, you got to let me join your gang."
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"You know, if we're really serious about gender equality,"
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"-CHALMERS: Skinner! -AGNES: Seymour!"
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"They're putting drugs in our medication?"
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"not worrying about my son's social life."
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"¶ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ¶"
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"as masked pranksters calling themselves "Bossy Riot,""
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"I'm a little fuzzy on the deets, but take my word for it."
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"If Boba Fett's such a great bounty hunter,"
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"You've been Tasered before, right?"
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"have been protesting The Krusty Show."
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"(grunting)"
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"We are Bossy Riot,"
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"and we're gonna drop all the original Itchy & Scratchys"
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"See, the thing about comedy is..."
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"Gee, Officer, they went that way."
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"You were never in the group."
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"No way. From where?"
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"I almost don't want to say it out loud."
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"made a megillah of shekels. Am I right, ladies?"
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"even worse than Sideshow Leonard Cohen."
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"that girl cartoon comes on."
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"in cartoon women's history."
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"¶ They bite and fight and bite, bite, bite, bite ¶"
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"(Bart groans)"
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"What are they gonna take next, our body spray?"
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"Charlie Rose canceled."
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"Stop telling him things!"
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"Now do you see what we're doing here?"
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"I can stop being a mother and start being a... a woman."
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"¶ Bad nights causing teenage blues ¶"
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"HOMER: "Lard Lady"?"
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"this town has ever seen, whoever they are."
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