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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Ted Mosby, Architect (S02E02)

"- Dude, dude, what are you doing? - Galloping."
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"All right, you proved it. The whole Ted Mosby, architect thing works."
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"Aren't you afraid a certain somebody might find out about this?"
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"I mean, this isn't you, Ted."
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"It is tonight."
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"And that led to a couple of hours"
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"that I cannot, as a gentleman, divulge to you."
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"But why would you use Ted's name?"
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"I've had some recent bad press on the World Wide Web."
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"So I'm taking a T.O. on the whole "using my real name" thing."
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"Oh, this is great. It wasn't Ted. Everything's okay."
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"Everything isn't okay."
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"This is how people act in relationships."
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"And that's why I avoid relationships."
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"Well, guess what,"
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"I haven't been crazy or jealous or paranoid in months,"
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"and I really miss it."
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"And thus ended this chapter of, "Let's pour our hearts out"
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"in the bedroom of Barney's one-night stand.""
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"You're such a pig. You're not even going to say good-bye?"
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"I'll have you know I composed a lovely form letter"
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"Something with a "A.""
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"A... A..."
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"Go, go, go, go."
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"Robin took a long walk that night."
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"usually means opening yourself up to going a little crazy."
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"She thought about how much easier it was just to be alone."
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"And then she came to see me."
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"# But here I dreamt I was an architect... # Hey."
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"Hey."
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"- What are you doing here? - I brought donuts."
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"And I don't want to brag, but they're filled with jelly."
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"So, uh... how was your night?"
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"It was... fine. Nothing exciting."
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"How was yours?"
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"You really want to hear about boring architect stuff?"
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"I'm sorry about earlier."
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"I fell asleep half way through."
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"What? The best part's the last 20 minutes."
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"You know what, um..."
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"What I'm trying to say is..."
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"I love being the person you bitch to."
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"So how was your day, Mr. Architect?"
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"Oh, I like the way you say that."
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"Hey, you want to see the building"
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"that will make every man in Spokane feel inadequate?"
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"Obviously."
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"- Wow. - Yeah."
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"You know, you didn't mention all the foliage around the base."
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"If you trim that back, the rest would look bigger."
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"You don't have to tell me."
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"And, um... just for fun, I've..."
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"I've sort of been working on my own idea of what I think the building should be."
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"What do you think?"
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"You know that time we went to Spokane and I pointed out that skyscraper?"
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"That was the first building I ever designed."
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"And that night was the first time I showed anyone my first drawing of it."
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"Wow."
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"Ted, this is amazing."
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"It's not like it will ever come to anything."
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"I don't know."
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"It might come to something."
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"You know, girls find architects very hot."
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"Okay,"
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"but I don't want you expecting 78 stories or anything."
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""Dear Resident..."
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"The time we spent together, however long it was,"
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"I can't only materialize once every decade"
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"on the anniversary of my death."
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"I chose to spend my one day among the living with you,"
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"sweet... Resident."
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"Perhaps we will meet again in another decade,"
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"Barney.""
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"Barney?"
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"Who the hell is Barney?"
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"This party's gonna suck."
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"Hey, Lily."
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"You know... I've poured a lot of free drinks for you over the years."
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"everyone take a seat."
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"Okay."
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"So these guys-- one of them's an architect."
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"Bitch is lucky I brought my small purse."
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"Those are really nice heels and you already lost the purse."
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"Yes, I do."
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"I'll just put "resident.""
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"I would love to see you again, but unfortunately, I cannot."
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"Ted? He's at work."
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"for use in just such an occasion."
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"But Field of Dreams?"
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"It's about ghost baseball players."
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"I haven't seen this guys since, like, last year"
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"She did have hair of gold."
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"you're supposed to freak out."
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"Um... only always."
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"- Yeah. I'll be bringing the crudités. - Nice."
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"You know how many times I could have cheated?"
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"We did it right here, and here and here."
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"# And I am nothing of a builder #"
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