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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Ted Mosby, Architect (S02E02)

"I think it's stupid."
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"So, now he's all mad at me about the stupid movie."
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"Robin, he's upset because you wouldn't listen to him,"
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"not because you didn't like some movie."
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"How do you not like Field of Dreams?!"
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"Listening is the foundation of a relationship."
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"And if he's really droning on,"
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"you can always practice saying the alphabet backwards."
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"You know, in case you get pulled over for a DUI."
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"I guess I don't know how to do that."
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"Yeah, it's really hard, even when you're sober."
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"That's what I tried to explain to the cop."
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"No, I mean, I guess I don't know how to do this girlfriend thing."
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"I've never been in a relationship this serious before."
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"I should probably go tell him I'm sorry, shouldn't I?"
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"You're trying to do it right now, aren't you?"
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"Then at the end of the movie when he has a catch with his dad, like..."
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"like he never did when he was young enough for it to matter."
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"You know what, dude?"
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"I've got an awome party lined up."
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"Oh, God."
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"This gonna be another one of your weird all-guy parties?"
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"That was a poker game. What is wrong with you?"
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"No, it's the first law school party of the year"
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"and it's gonna be awesome."
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"before Lily and I broke up."
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"So I'm gonna have to break the news to everybody."
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"It's really gonna bum them out."
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"Well, love to join you at that one."
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"But I got tickets to Foxy Boxing."
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"to my apparently boring job."
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"- Your job's not boring. - Robin thinks so."
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"Dude, lots of chicks think architects are hot."
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"Think about it, you create something out of nothing."
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"You're like God."
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"There's nobody hotter than God."
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"I love it when you quote Scripture."
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"I'm telling you, you should use the architect angle with the ladies."
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"Okay, first of all, I have a girlfriend."
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"Second, the architect angle doesn't even work on her."
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"That's 'cause you're always like..."
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"Ted Mosby, architect."
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"If it were me, I'd be like..."
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"Ted Mosby, architect."
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"Anything sounds impressive when it's said with the right attitude."
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"Marshall Ericksen."
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"Whoa. Whoa, ladies, please take it easy."
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"There's enough of me for everyone."
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"All right. We're gonna take off.."
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"Wait up, I'll leave with you guys."
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"Trust me."
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"Hey, just out of curiosity."
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"If a guy told you he was an architect,"
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"what would you think of that?"
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"Architects are hot."
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"How do you think Mr. Brady scored a babe like Carol?"
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"Solid point."
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"- Yes, she did. - Mm-hmm."
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"Hey, Carl, is Ted still here?"
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"No."
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"- You still single? - Yes."
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"A lot."
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"Carl, do you really want to be with a woman"
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"who would trade sex for beer?"
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"Only if you're into it."
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"It's on me."
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"I wonder where Ted went."
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"Ted Mosby, the architect?"
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"Actually, yeah."
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"Oh, he is such a cool guy."
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"He was here earlier."
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"Well, you know, soul of an artist,"
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"hands of a master craftsman."
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"It was inevitable, I guess."
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"I bet you can draw, can't you?"
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"You should draw me."
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"Well, I could try, but you might end up looking like a midcentury tri-level."
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"Marshall's great. He's just a lawyer,"
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"but somebody has to push the paper around for us creative types."
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"- Am I right? - Yeah."
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"He asked her to a party. Oh, my God, are you okay?"
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"Okay? It's awesome. It's a win-win."
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"Ted got to vent and I don't have to hear it."
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"Maybe after he's done with the talkie-talk, he'll come over"
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"and I'll get the fun part."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"God, I feel like I'm teaching love as a second language here."
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"Okay, you know how when he tells you boring work stories"
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"you're supposed to listen?"
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"Well, when he picks up some random girl at a bar,"
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"I'm not freaking out because in my mind, she's fat."
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"She's a kickboxing instructor."
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"Her ass looks better than my face."
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"All right, we'll swing by the party."
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"Now the party was for some of Marshall's classmates"
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"and most serious young legal minds in the country."
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"By night, however..."
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"Damn, these are some drunk almost-lawyers."
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"Okay! Seriously..."
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"who wants to shave my ass?!"
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"Yo, what's up, ladies? Welcome to the party. Yeah!"
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"Just need you to sign this release protecting the host"
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"from any and all responsibility should you harm yourself"
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"or a third party."
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"Then freakin' rage! Yeah!"
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"Hey, drunk legal dude, um... have you seen Marshall Ericksen?"
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"He was with a guy named Ted."
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"You mean Ted Mosby, the architect?"
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"Man, what a visionary."
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"Yeah, they were here."
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"Awards are nice, they look good on my shelf."
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"But none of that acclaim means anything compared to the joy"
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"of seeing the sun rise over your first building."
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"Wow."
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"I would love to watch the sun rise with you."
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"I know you would."
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"Dude. You should let us shave your ass tonight."
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"I didn't want to ruin the party for everybody this early, but, uh..."
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"Um... Lily actually called off the wedding this summer"
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"So..."
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