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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Ted Mosby, Architect (S02E02)

"It'd be a huge project for his firm."
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"Yes."
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"If it was me, I could've designed something amazing."
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"I started getting bummed out, so I came here."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I'm a television news reporter."
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"What the hell comes before "Q"?"
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"Can we talk about something else?"
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"Forget about Robin, okay? You're hanging with us tonight."
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"I wish I could join you guys, but I got to get back"
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"And, third, I can't imagine that working on anyone ever."
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"Recently dumped and heading to a lame party."
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"Oh. Hi. Hello."
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"Ted Mosby, architect."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"Thanks."
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"And what made you decide you wanted to become an architect?"
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"Hey. If you want, my friend Marshall invited me to this party we could all go to."
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"from Columbia Law School,"
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"who by day were some of the sharpest"
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"That guy went on to become a Supreme Court justice."
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"Okay, where are the guys and the hooker?"
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"It's the job."
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"No way."
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"Hey, Marshall, where's Lily?"
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"to go to San Francisco."
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"And don't forget the precedent set by Smith v. Rosenblatt, '74."
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"Uh, really? On what ground, Kara?"
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"See? Marshall's still hung up on our breakup."
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"Hell, yeah. I love clubs."
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"But sure, let's go dancing."
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"Wait, let me just check with my friend."
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"Dancing? He went dancing with this girl?"
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"How's a $20 help your memory?"
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"Then can I have the...?"
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"That's cool. You keep that."
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"Aren't you a little worried that a certain somebody"
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"This isn't you, Ted."
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"You know this girl. Where does she live?"
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"3-C, let's do this. You ready?"
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"It's unlocked."
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"- Let's do this. - Bring it."
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"Thank God you're here. Can you help with this? I need nails."
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"How did you get here?"
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"Girls, I got to go, but I'm leaving you in very good, if slightly sullied hands."
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"Don't go. We don't even know your name to look out for your buildings."
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"But I've got a girlfriend and I've got to get back to work."
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"This project is getting harder and harder."
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"I'm Anna, by the way."
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"Architects rule! Whoo-hoo."
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"Look at me. I'm acting crazy and jealous and paranoid."
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"Come on, let's go before she gets out of the shower."
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"Just fill out her name and then..."
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"She thought about how opening yourself up to another person"
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"Thanks."
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"To tell you the truth, I never even saw all of Field of Dreams."
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"Well, maybe they should have moved that part up a little bit earlier, 'cause..."
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"Thanks."
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"meant the world to me."
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"You see, I am a ghost."
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"provided you keep your figure."
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"Until then, all my love from the beyond."
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"Kids, sometimes your relationship goes so smoothly for so long"
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"that you think it will be that way forever."
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"It never is."
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"Well, we just had our first fight."
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"We had our first fight."
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"Oh, no, what'd you fight about?"
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"Oh, no, what'd you fight about?"
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"A few months ago, my architecture firm was approached"
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"to design this new building..."
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"It's this big skyscraper in Spokane."
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"And if we don't get it, we could go under."
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"So anyway, the head architect unveils his new design"
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"to the whole company."
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"- No. - No."
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"All skyscrapers kind of look like a..."
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"Marshall, it's a 78-story pink marble tower"
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"with a rounded top"
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"and two spherical entryways at the front."
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"Wow, so it's the whole package."
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"- Yeah, you did. - Had to."
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"Oh, dude, if they're selling condos, you got to get me in."
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"And don't give me the shaft."
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"- Yeah, you did. - Had to."
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"It's a travesty."
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"It's gonna define the skyline of the city."
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"Instead, I'm spending 12 hours a day designing the cornices."
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"- Yeah, you did. - That wasn't one."
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"So you and Ted had your first fight."
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"It obviously ended well. I mean, you're here with me."
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"Actually, it didn't end at all."
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"It's what I do."
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"When my grandma died, I got a perm."
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"Ooh, two tragedies in one day."
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"The thing is, Ted has been literally"
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"complaining about work nonstop for weeks."
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"So, when I came over today, I was kind of done."
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"- How was your day? - Good."
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"Wow, you're a great interviewer."
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"Aren't you gonna ask how my day was?"
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"No, I know how it was. It was awful."
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"Ooh, you want to rent a movie tonight?"
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"You know, um..."
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"I listen to your work stories all the time."
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"Yeah, but... and I don't want to be rude here,"
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"but my work stories are interesting."
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"- Robin... - What?"
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"I knew exactly what he was going to say."
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"I was just helping him get there faster."
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"You should work at a suicide hotline."
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"And then it got ugly."
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"What I don't do is tell you the same story over and over again."
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"I mean, you wouldn't watch the same movie"
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"over and over again, would you?"
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"Maybe a great movie like Die Hard."
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"Once is more than enough."
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"So that's your go-to bad movie?"
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"The number one example on the tip of your tongue"
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"of a bad movie is Field of Dreams?"
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